OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Hello, I'm calling to see who currently provides your internet service.
ME: I'm pretty sure it's Verizon.
OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Well, have you ever considered switching over to Verizon services?
ME: (Realizing he doesn't listen)...Once or twice, possibly.
SALESMAN: Well, let me tell you about Verizon DSL. Pull up 2wire.com and tell me what your speed is.
ME: It's about 2.5Mbps.
SALESMAN: Well, do it again.
ME: It's about 2MBps.
SALESMAN: What would you say if I said I could bring you up to 3Mbps?
ME: That's what it's supposed to be now.
SALESMAN: Only if you have DSL with Verizon will you get a consistent 3Mbps. Who did you say your ISP was again?
ME: Verizon DSL.
SALESMAN: Oh. (Things get quiet as I'm assuming he's looking at something on the computer in front of him.) Ah. Yes. I can see you have Verizon DSL. Sorry for the confusion. Good Bye.
ME: Wait a second, I'm supposed to have a 3Mbps *CLICK*
The fucker hung up on me before I could bitch slap him.
OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Hello, I'm calling to see who currently provides your internet service.
ME: I'm pretty sure it's Verizon.
OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Well, have you ever considered switching over to Verizon services?
ME: (Realizing he doesn't listen)...Once or twice, possibly.
SALESMAN: Well, let me tell you about Verizon DSL. Pull up 2wire.com and tell me what your speed is.
ME: It's about 2.5Mbps.
SALESMAN: Well, do it again.
ME: It's about 2MBps.
SALESMAN: What would you say if I said I could bring you up to 3Mbps?
ME: That's what it's supposed to be now.
SALESMAN: Only if you have DSL with Verizon will you get a consistent 3Mbps. Who did you say your ISP was again?
ME: Verizon DSL.
SALESMAN: Oh. (Things get quiet as I'm assuming he's looking at something on the computer in front of him.) Ah. Yes. I can see you have Verizon DSL. Sorry for the confusion. Good Bye.
ME: Wait a second, I'm supposed to have a 3Mbps *CLICK*
The fucker hung up on me before I could bitch slap him.
That's freaking amazing. Seriously, all sarcasm aside, that is a truly incredible conversation with some idiot. I'd call back and demand to get your full bandwidth or you walk.
So, the Nintendo Wii, I can't freaking wait. It looks SO fun. Anyone?
Tell me about it! I've been so busy at work, I haven't had the time to do anything I want. The last big shift I pulled was 30+ hours! It was freaking retardulious.
Flame-week is backfiring and re-backfiring everywhere and I'm amazed this contradictory swabble hasn't fucked the forums into another one of those 404-dynasties.
Yeah, a fight to see who could be more un-all powerful! Now, when is this battle thingie happening, because I believe you and I have a score to settle.
Yeah, a fight to see who could be more un-all powerful! Now, when is this battle thingie happening, because I believe you and I have a score to settle.
I would grind you into dust, little man. I made it to the finals in the previous tournament.
Hey lexx, I went to your website, and it was awesome. Good work Please tell me you're doing something professionally with your art?
Hothanks, Creambun! n .n
Can't say I'm doing anything with my arts, though... it's still just a hobby and probably always will be unless I happen upon some sort of wellspring of motivation and inspiration.
What the hell, I just noticed that when my roommate moved out (like two weeks ago) he took my freakin rubiks cube. Who does that? Now I have to find something else cube-shaped to draw for class. :?
Also, my friends code for Animal Crossing is 000-7963-1356 (Deans in Evanston) in case any of yall have it too. Some of my neighbors have their catchphrases mixed up. Chief's been calling my "Cupcake"...
What the hell, I just noticed that when my roommate moved out (like two weeks ago) he took my freakin rubiks cube. Who does that? Now I have to find something else cube-shaped to draw for class. :?
What the hell, I just noticed that when my roommate moved out (like two weeks ago) he took my freakin rubiks cube. Who does that? Now I have to find something else cube-shaped to draw for class. :?
So... no more Bukake Tub?
Two other roommates remain, and they're the most annoying ones. Though it's been cleaned, Bukake tub still lives and slumbers, awaiting its next feeding.
They consume natural resources that would otherwise nourish your lawn, and can lead to erosion when let to grow in between sidewalk cracks and other structures.
They consume natural resources that would otherwise nourish your lawn, and can lead to erosion when let to grow in between sidewalk cracks and other structures.
no-can-do atm, we both have until May(?) before we do anything not relating directly to japants.
What he said.
As well as I think I'd do in such a career, I have this problem with A) staying motivated long enough to finish projects and doing artwork for other people--or more specifically, not wanting to. Aheh...
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ME: Hello?
OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Hello, I'm calling to see who currently provides your internet service.
ME: I'm pretty sure it's Verizon.
OBVIOUS SALESMAN: Well, have you ever considered switching over to Verizon services?
ME: (Realizing he doesn't listen)...Once or twice, possibly.
SALESMAN: Well, let me tell you about Verizon DSL. Pull up 2wire.com and tell me what your speed is.
ME: It's about 2.5Mbps.
SALESMAN: Well, do it again.
ME: It's about 2MBps.
SALESMAN: What would you say if I said I could bring you up to 3Mbps?
ME: That's what it's supposed to be now.
SALESMAN: Only if you have DSL with Verizon will you get a consistent 3Mbps. Who did you say your ISP was again?
ME: Verizon DSL.
SALESMAN: Oh. (Things get quiet as I'm assuming he's looking at something on the computer in front of him.) Ah. Yes. I can see you have Verizon DSL. Sorry for the confusion. Good Bye.
ME: Wait a second, I'm supposed to have a 3Mbps *CLICK*
The fucker hung up on me before I could bitch slap him.
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind.
pretty fuckin' sweet
tonight I will have a Dzama avatar/sig
That's freaking amazing. Seriously, all sarcasm aside, that is a truly incredible conversation with some idiot. I'd call back and demand to get your full bandwidth or you walk.
So, the Nintendo Wii, I can't freaking wait. It looks SO fun. Anyone?
ahahahahaha
Praise Jah!
I would grind you into dust, little man. I made it to the finals in the previous tournament.
EDIT
By the way, I read up on your progress. You did very well
The tournament before that you also weren't around. Since you didn't show up. You bum.
EDIT: I'm flattered that you're proud. bum
With the"cream"bun gun? In your face?
Hothanks, Creambun! n .n
Can't say I'm doing anything with my arts, though... it's still just a hobby and probably always will be unless I happen upon some sort of wellspring of motivation and inspiration.
Also, my friends code for Animal Crossing is 000-7963-1356 (Deans in Evanston) in case any of yall have it too. Some of my neighbors have their catchphrases mixed up. Chief's been calling my "Cupcake"...
So... no more Bukake Tub?
I reccomend Round-Up.
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What he said.
As well as I think I'd do in such a career, I have this problem with A) staying motivated long enough to finish projects and
I'm seeing master shake...