oh no i just drank the ashtray can

Knob

again

please send help

Peter Ebel

have you tried fucking men?

monsterror

Paramedics are on the way, bonK

lostwords

did you poop out cig butts last time?

Knob

Peter Ebel wrote: »

have you tried fucking men?

i...


i don't know how!

Fletcher

try to blow an ash-ring

potatoe

induce vomiting

Knob

buuuueeeaauurg my mouth tastes like a hobo had a baby in it

monsterror

Knob wrote: »

Peter Ebel wrote: »

have you tried fucking men?

i...


i don't know how!

We'll walk you through it.

You're going to be ok.

Meiz

This happened to once or twice me until I actually started using a god dammed ashtray.

You have offspring. Put him to work.

Fletcher

potatoe wrote: »

induce vomiting

IGNORE THIS ADVICE

AS A DOCTOR THIS IS STRICTLY A NO-VOMIT SITUATION

if anything try to wash it down by swallowing whole cigarettes

potatoe

potatoe wrote: »

induce vomiting

or is it don't induce vomiting

i can never remember

Vixx

wait as in the drink can that you used to dump ashes in? instead of a proper ashtray or other ash depository device or receptacle that doesn't look like something that would contain a refreshing, delicious drink?

Knob you are a big silly

SporkAndrew

This is why you need to keep a seive handy at all times.

Vixx

Fletcher wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

induce vomiting

IGNORE THIS ADVICE

AS A DOCTOR THIS IS STRICTLY A NO-VOMIT SITUATION

if anything try to wash it down by swallowing whole cigarettes

as anime club president I think you are wrong

QuestionMarkMan

you know if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale

Obbi

itt h/a

rinse your mouth out with some mouthwash, unless you actually swallowed the ashes, in which case

it'll resolve itself!

Goatmon

You should try sampling a can someone else used as a restroom.

That was just fucking dandy.

Vixx

provided you didn't swallow an entire can FULL of ashes

you should be fine digestively speaking

just do something to get rid of the taste like I dunno cunnilingus

Vixx

Goatmon wrote: »

You should try sampling a can someone else used as a restroom.

That was just fucking dandy.

are you fucking serious

are you fucking serious

Knob

Vivixenne wrote: »

wait as in the drink can that you used to dump ashes in? instead of a proper ashtray or other ash depository device or receptacle that doesn't look like something that would contain a refreshing, delicious drink?

Knob you are a big silly

here's the hilarious part

i have a real ashtray sitting right here! but ashing into a soda can is like second nature, i subconsciously do it

i can't stop, i have a problem

Knob

Vivixenne wrote: »

provided you didn't swallow an entire can FULL of ashes

you should be fine digestively speaking

just do something to get rid of the taste like I dunno cunnilingus

no way man i want my mouth to taste better not like pork rinds and batteries

Fletcher

Vivixenne wrote: »

Fletcher wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

induce vomiting

IGNORE THIS ADVICE

AS A DOCTOR THIS IS STRICTLY A NO-VOMIT SITUATION

if anything try to wash it down by swallowing whole cigarettes

as anime club president I think you are wrong

a level three cleansing nin-juka will clear that right up

take three ^___^;; and see me in the morning

Vixx

Knob wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

wait as in the drink can that you used to dump ashes in? instead of a proper ashtray or other ash depository device or receptacle that doesn't look like something that would contain a refreshing, delicious drink?

Knob you are a big silly

here's the hilarious part

i have a real ashtray sitting right here! but ashing into a soda can is like second nature, i subconsciously do it

i can't stop, i have a problem

THROW THE CAN AWAY IF IT IS EMPTY THAT IS THE CURE TO YOUR DISEASE

sheesh sometimes you have to hold these people by the freakin' hand

monsterror

I once heard that a single cigarette, it swallowed, has enough poisons in it to kill a man within a day.

How much did you drink, Knob?

Obbi

Marlboro sent me a tiny little ash tray a while back that I use

along with a pamphlet on why and how I should quit smoking and some coupons for nicotine gum or some such.

Mojo_Jojo

It's always funny when I see this happen. I miss it now that pretty much everybody has given up smoking.

Vixx

monsterror wrote: »

I once heard that a single cigarette, it swallowed, has enough poisons in it to kill a man within a day.

How much did you drink, Knob?

he obviously took a mouthful and decided it was delicious and kept right on fucking drinking

what the hell Scott use your BRAIN

monsterror

Obbi wrote: »

Marlboro sent me a tiny little ash tray a while back that I use

along with a pamphlet on why and how I should quit smoking and some coupons for nicotine gum or some such.

God I wish they would do that for me.

I need the cigarette money.

potatoe

i solve this problem by never smoking inside

Nads

I fucking hate drinking the ashtray can. It's a main reason why I've avoided family weddings since I was ten.

Vixx

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

It's always funny when I see this happen. I miss it now that pretty much everybody has given up smoking.

the worst part is when they realize what they've done and spit it all back out all the fuck over the poor non-smoking sap who just happened to be sitting facing them

I've never been this sap

but man

it was not a pretty sight

Knob

monsterror wrote: »

I once heard that a single cigarette, it swallowed, has enough poisons in it to kill a man within a day.

How much did you drink, Knob?

that's a crock of bull

my old roommate used to eat cigarettes for money and he ain't dead

not on the outside, anyway

monsterror

Vivixenne wrote: »

monsterror wrote: »

I once heard that a single cigarette, it swallowed, has enough poisons in it to kill a man within a day.

How much did you drink, Knob?

he obviously took a mouthful and decided it was delicious and kept right on fucking drinking

what the hell Scott use your BRAIN

Good means of getting nicotine, at least.

Goatmon

Vivixenne wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

You should try sampling a can someone else used as a restroom.

That was just fucking dandy.

are you fucking serious

are you fucking serious

Sadly :?

I avoided swallowing, at least, and learned a very valuable lesson.

Knob

i guess it could have been worse

it could have been the chew spit can

monsterror

Christ I need a cigarette now.

Meiz

I solved the can problem by getting a ridiculously huge ashtray.

http://cgi.ebay.ca/2-DRAGON-ASHTRAYS-magical-fantasy-ash-tray-collector_W0QQitemZ230292061690QQihZ013QQcategoryZ10861QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

These have dragons so it's kind of hard to miss.

Vixx

Goatmon wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

You should try sampling a can someone else used as a restroom.

That was just fucking dandy.

are you fucking serious

are you fucking serious

Sadly :?

I avoided swallowing, at least, and learned a very valuable lesson.

my question is how did the fucking smell not clue you in

monsterror

Goatmon wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

You should try sampling a can someone else used as a restroom.

That was just fucking dandy.

are you fucking serious

are you fucking serious

Sadly :?

I avoided swallowing, at least, and learned a very valuable lesson.

Thats what SHE said!

Vixx

Knob wrote: »

i guess it could have been worse

it could have been the chew spit can