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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ cheer me up please, I just broke up with my girlfriend. :(

    THERE'S OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, SON

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    Kovak on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    dang send me that after you are done reading, i will Trade You A Book In Return

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ cheer me up please, I just broke up with my girlfriend. :(

    THERE'S OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, SON

    BUT NONE ARE AS GOOD FOR YOU AS THE ONE YOU JUST LET GO! WAS IT NOT WORTH TAKING THE GOOD WITH THE BAD TO ACCEPT HER AS ONLY HUMAN? DON'T WORRY, YOU PROBABLY WON'T REGRET THIS WEAKLY THOUGHT-OUT DECISION FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE!

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    dang send me that after you are done reading, i will Trade You A Book In Return

    but its a library book

    it took me 30 minutes to figure out that my schools library catalog is on the internet

    Kovak on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ cheer me up please, I just broke up with my girlfriend. :(

    THERE'S OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, SON

    but fish don't take it in the ass

    Nuzak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    they take it in the cloaca

    8-)

    Kovak on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    SE++ cheer me up please, I just broke up with my girlfriend. :(

    THERE'S OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, SON

    BUT NONE ARE AS GOOD FOR YOU AS THE ONE YOU JUST LET GO! WAS IT NOT WORTH TAKING THE GOOD WITH THE BAD TO ACCEPT HER AS ONLY HUMAN? DON'T WORRY, YOU PROBABLY WON'T REGRET THIS WEAKLY THOUGHT-OUT DECISION FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE!

    after I had three break-ups in three months, it kinda lost it's negative effect on me
    apparently, everything gets easier with practise

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    dang send me that after you are done reading, i will Trade You A Book In Return

    but its a library book

    it took me 30 minutes to figure out that my schools library catalog is on the internet

    Oh sweet, my school has it too.

    monsterror on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    they take it in the cloaca

    8-)

    well done.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    they take it in the cloaca

    8-)

    well done.

    honestly

    probably my best post of the month

    Kovak on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    they take it in the cloaca

    8-)

    well done.

    honestly

    probably my best post of the month

    Maybe. I think mine was:
    I'm still thinking about how sweet it would be if I could gobble my own knob.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    dang send me that after you are done reading, i will Trade You A Book In Return

    but its a library book

    it took me 30 minutes to figure out that my schools library catalog is on the internet

    oh well do you want to trade books anyway

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what kinda band should i start cap

    punk rock kinda thing maybe verging on hardcore

    or like

    blues based rock

    Kovak on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    what kinda band should i start cap

    punk rock kinda thing maybe verging on hardcore

    or like

    blues based rock
    funk

    Sars_Boy on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is it just me or has there been a lot of squabbling lately

    Raneados on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    what kinda band should i start cap

    punk rock kinda thing maybe verging on hardcore

    or like

    blues based rock

    Blues based rock. This shouldn't be a difficult decision.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah Kovak if you don't start a funk band it will be a crime

    Meissnerd on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i dont really do funk

    Kovak on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah well you gotta bust out

    Meissnerd on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    tear the roof off, if you will.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FRUNK

    Raneados on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wonder what gypsy funk would sound like

    Meissnerd on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i wonder what gypsy funk would sound like

    they moonwalk in and pick your pocket

    Fandyien on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    i dont really do funk


    look

    you need a set of rainbow dredlocks, a crown, and a diaper

    Stale on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    who doesn't "do" funk? how would you live?

    Centipede Damascus on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    doctor.. i'm sorry... he's gone.

    if only he'd done more funk

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this man needs a funk transplant

    in the meantime I prescribe a steady diet of fresh beats and jams

    Centipede Damascus on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    HIS BODY IS REJECTING THE AFRO

    Fandyien on
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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Man back when I used to be more of a piece of shit, there would be ash cans all up over. Just ash in every can.

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    so this is how knob makes his reappearance
    Knob didn't disappear.

    You're dumb.

    I haven't seen him post other than this thread for like 3 weeks

    ur dumb.

    ZeroFill on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    so this is how knob makes his reappearance
    Knob didn't disappear.

    You're dumb.

    I haven't seen him post other than this thread for like 3 weeks

    ur dumb.

    no u

    (knob's been posting like every day, just not a lot at a time)

    Vixx on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    knob rules, i'd suck his dick again

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    knob rules, i'd suck his dick again

    A++ provider with a salty finish would fellate again

    ZeroFill on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i had a female coworker tell me about how she'd read that going down on a guy with carbonated beverage would hurt like hell for the guy. she didnt explain the science/process, but she said she did it to her boyfriend at the time and it tore his shit up something fierce

    i really wanna investigate this

    Houk on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    getting head from a can of soda does sound like it'd be pretty traumatic

    ZeroFill on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i dunno if she's supposed to like, swish it around while his dick is in her mouth or spit it on him like an Aliens alien or...what

    i didnt really wanna ask a lot of questions

    Houk on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    this thread was an enjoyable read

    knob threads are always the best threads

    also ori if you didnt see it

    druhim recommended cap a book called musicophilia by Oliver Sacks

    i went and checked it out and have been reading it

    it is hella fascinating

    all about how our brain perceives music and why we love it even though it doesnt really seem to have purpose

    dang send me that after you are done reading, i will Trade You A Book In Return

    but its a library book

    it took me 30 minutes to figure out that my schools library catalog is on the internet

    Oh sweet, my school has it too.

    what is your avatar of

    Tossrock on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    i dunno if she's supposed to like, swish it around while his dick is in her mouth or spit it on him like an Aliens alien or...what

    i didnt really wanna ask a lot of questions

    Maybe it's like tabasco tongue to a woman?

    Polago on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    i dunno if she's supposed to like, swish it around while his dick is in her mouth or spit it on him like an Aliens alien or...what

    i didnt really wanna ask a lot of questions

    Maybe it's like tabasco tongue to a woman?
    thats what im thinking (that was the conversation that led to the soda thing actually) but i just cannot for the life of me figure out how the carbonation leads to pain

    she offered to test it out on me, but i sense a trap...

    Houk on
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