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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    so first they had energy drinks
    then they had those energy shots
    i just bought some sort of energy spray at the walgreens

    you spray it under your tongue and slosh it around and it is supposed to go into your blood or something I dont know


    I am contemplating its packaging

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    have you seen the 4 hour energy spray that comes in a 20 dose can? I wonder, if you drank it all, could it keep you up for 3 days?

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    that is what I have i think

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so first they had energy drinks
    then they had those energy shots
    i just bought some sort of energy spray at the walgreens

    you spray it under your tongue and slosh it around and it is supposed to go into your blood or something I dont know


    I am contemplating its packaging

    I thought that was called adrenaline

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    I'm not sure that fetishes involve death... I guess they could, but it seems it would be hard to find willing mates...

    There's a fetish some kids have been doing that involves actually hanging themselves.

    Kids have died doing this.

    Natural selection, hard at work.

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ya know, I had a thought the other day. what if emo kids who commit suicide cause they're so depressed about the world was a variation on natural selection? I mean, if Bill gates can become one of the most powerful men in the country, apparently physical fitness doesn't play much of a role anymore.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    this stuff smells caustic

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Ya know, I had a thought the other day. what if emo kids who commit suicide cause they're so depressed about the world was a variation on natural selection? I mean, if Bill gates can become one of the most powerful men in the country, apparently physical fitness doesn't play much of a role anymore.

    Fitness is still valuable, just severely underrated.

    And really, Gates's business smarts and being a cold-hearted asshole were what made Microsoft so good. Having a good product isn't enough to make salse anymore these days.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    me2002 wrote: »
    I'm not sure that fetishes involve death... I guess they could, but it seems it would be hard to find willing mates...

    There's a fetish some kids have been doing that involves actually hanging themselves.

    Kids have died doing this.

    Natural selection, hard at work.

    Autoerotic asphyxiation right

    Would that be a fetish though it's just some dude who wants to try an' get off as hard as possible I mean when you've got these rocks and you want to get them off, you gotta explore the possibilities within

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    goddamit, survival of the fittest has never meant physical fitness.

    thumbs motherfucker

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    who was born with 3 thumbs

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    me2002 wrote: »
    Ya know, I had a thought the other day. what if emo kids who commit suicide cause they're so depressed about the world was a variation on natural selection? I mean, if Bill gates can become one of the most powerful men in the country, apparently physical fitness doesn't play much of a role anymore.

    Fitness is still valuable, just severely underrated.

    And really, Gates's business smarts and being a cold-hearted asshole were what made Microsoft so good. Having a good product isn't enough to make salse anymore these days.

    I dunno. I feel we're moving to a much more mentally-oriented society as opposed to the physically dominated one we were in for quite some time. Which means there's hope for me, if only I live long enough to see it...

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    goddamit, survival of the fittest has never meant physical fitness.

    thumbs motherfucker

    Bullshit

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    goddamit, survival of the fittest has never meant physical fitness.

    thumbs motherfucker

    Bullshit
    I don't see any goddamn dolphins with fucking space stations, and those things kill fucking sharks.

    Q

    E

    D

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    You know what fuck dolphins those dudes are gay
    Monkeys should be the smartest animals
    Plus they are just so damn cute

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dolphins 'can' kill sharks, and sharks can also kill dolphins.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    fuck monkeys

    whats wrong with apes

    koko apple piss

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    When I look at Mysst, I think, "Now that's a motherfucker that knows science."

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Dolphins 'can' kill sharks, and sharks can also kill dolphins.
    I mean, fucking Aquaman is in control of these assholes, and he runs around in an orange Speedo.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nads we're bookstore worker buddies

    (not the same store though)

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Nads we're bookstore worker buddies

    (not the same store though)

    Good. Get experience and then move here and take my job from me. Then I can be free of this bane.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't think I'm ready to graduate to B&N yet.
    Wait, is it Borders you work in?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    No, it's B&N.

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    me2002 wrote: »
    Dolphins 'can' kill sharks, and sharks can also kill dolphins.
    I mean, fucking Aquaman is in control of these assholes, and he runs around in an orange Speedo.

    Aquaman is barely a super hero.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    You know what fuck dolphins those dudes are gay
    Monkeys should be the smartest animals
    Plus they are just so damn cute

    usarchy-angry-monkey-fullpic.jpg

    ORILLY?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    He's barely a man.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    me2002 wrote: »
    Dolphins 'can' kill sharks, and sharks can also kill dolphins.
    I mean, fucking Aquaman is in control of these assholes, and he runs around in an orange Speedo.

    Aquaman is barely a super hero.
    Exactly. Motherfucking thumbs.

    Also, monkeys are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that we shot some into space.

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    apes

    fuck monkeys



    i have a gorilla named koko that will molest you for saying otherwise

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm with you, Mysst Thumbs equal power.

    monkey_glock.jpg

    QED

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Opposable thumbs are over rated. If we didn't have them, we'd just invent better tools.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm with you, Mysst Thumbs equal power.

    monkey_glock.jpg

    QED
    Oh man, look at his widdle smile and that gleam in his eye. Adorable.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If I was to be shot by a monkey be it a chimpanzee or an orang-utan, I would be equal parts impressed and bleeding.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Opposable thumbs are over rated. If we didn't have them, we'd just invent better tools.

    It all has to start somewhere, though. We use tools to make better tools; it's really a vicious cycle that starts with the thumb and ends with Global Thermonuclear War.

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME, PROFESSOR?

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    Opposable thumbs are over rated. If we didn't have them, we'd just invent better tools.

    It all has to start somewhere, though. We use tools to make better tools; it's really a vicious cycle that starts with the thumb and ends with Global Thermonuclear War.

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME, PROFESSOR?

    I'm gonna teach giraffs to invent a hoof gun just to prove you wrong :P

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Aquaman is a faggot
    Yeah I said it
    Motherfucker swims around in orange and green all day WHAT PART OF THAT DOESN'T SAY I LIKE DICKS IN MY ASS

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Until I see a crab build a castle, my 'Thumbs Theory of Evolution' will be in effect.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    You know who's not gay
    Iron Fist
    Moon Knight
    Spider-Man
    All of them have hot female friends.
    Now I want realism in comics, I want some poor shlub who ends up porking an unattractive person

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    me2002 wrote: »
    I'm gonna teach giraffs to invent a hoof gun just to prove you wrong :P

    Then the giraffes haven't invented anything; it just means that you have forced an plains mammal into slavery and unwitting acceptance of the absurd notion of a hoof gun. Besides, hooves don't bend or flex or have any capability of moving whatever bizarre trigger mechanism you have concocted in your meth-addled brain.

    Honestly, your giraffes would not stand before the destructive might of my simian snipers. Go back to the drawing board.

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    me2002me2002 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ...the story of my life...

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Schlomo the Fatty-Fucker.

    It has appeal, MT.

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