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[Miniphalla] Phallout II (MUTANT VICTORY)

RendRend Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Critical Failures
fallout_enclave_soldier.jpg

War. War never changes.

Nobody could possibly have known how that ill-fated caravan's journey would end, nobody. All anyone knew now was that they didn't make it, the vault had turned them away, and they had left it behind. After a schism the likes of which none of them had ever seen, they tread back into the wasteland, low on food and pumped to the brim with radiation, searching for a home, some shelter.

It was a long time before they finally settled down, christening the town of Broken Phalliston. By that time, most of the humans had become ghouls, the wasteland's ambient radiation transforming their bodies into little more than walking gardens, ironically enough, some of the only places in the world where green could be found. Most of the ghouls... well, they were still ghouls, but that hardly comes as a surprise.

The robots had long since run out of batteries, the rest of the caravan being forced to gut their chrome comrades in order to power the generators which would be used to power their town until they could find a better source. but, even through all the hardship, the Ghoul town of Broken Phalliston stabilised.

That is... until today. A group of mutants led by the mutant-cyborg Gumpotron, previously thought deactivated, invaded the town in the night, posing as natives. And honestly, who can really tell them apart? The townspeople cursed their acceptance of all colors and creeds- due to their open mindedness, they now had no way to tell who was friend...

...and who was foe.

This is a standard, mostly traditional mini-phalla. All of the standard phalla rules apply. You may Sign Up in bold lime, and each day you will Vote in bold red. If you have actions to send in, do it via PM.

There will be 25 players, signups will begin immediately. Vote will close at 7:00 pm PST (thats 10:00 PM EST). Any actions or votes sent in on or after 7:01 will be considered invalid and will not be counted. Role PMs will go out pretty much as soon as all the players have signed up, and day 1 will end the following full day.

PLAYERS-

1. Crimsoncoyote
2. Wildcat
3. El Skid
4. B:L - Ghoul
5. Mundanesoul - Ghoul
6. Obbi
7. Grundlterror - Ghoul
8. Thetheroo - Ghoul
9. Toxic Toys
10. Zellpher - Ghoul
11. Gumpy - Jet Addict Adulterer [Mason] [Lover]
12. JPants - Ghoul
13. JasonTodd
14. Warban - Ghoul
15. Unearthly Stew - Mutant
16. Egos
17. JustPlainPavek - Lord Gumpotron
18. VThornheart - The Vault Dweller [Vigilante]
19. Romantic Undead - Doctor [Guardian]
20. The_Reflection
21. Rainfall - Prostitute [Lover]
22. Speedyswaf - Sneaky Ghoul [seer]
23. PotU - Ghoul
24. Dr.Funkenstein - Ghoul
25. Lawlzzorx (Lawinator) - Ghoul

ON RESERVE

1. dscrilla
2. Maximus
3. lonelyahava
4. Funkywaltdogg
5. Freeagent

Rend on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign uuuuuuuuuuuup

    crimsoncoyote on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !I will find the GECK.

    Wildcat on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Oh hells yes!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !It's time to sign up and chew gum, and I'm all outta gum.

    B:L on
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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !I make the sign up in my pants!

    MundaneSoul on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seign uhp

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Watch out Shamus

    Grundlterror on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !This sounds like fun.

    Thetheroo on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I sign up so HARD!!!!!

    Toxic Toys on
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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sign up!

    Zellpher on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    The barren earth cracks, a bit, a small lump appearing in it. A bird watches it for a moment, before taking wing and flying away. The earth cracks again, before a rusty metal hand rises out of it.

    "I Live."

    Gumpy on
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign UP!

    JPants on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Jason Todd on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rend broke my heart.

    (pssst, what's your WAR character?)

    Infidel on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We have a 'Gumpotron' and a 'Gumpy the Robot' in the same phalla?

    Gumptastic!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    We have a Lord Gumpotron the Mutant Robo-Lich King and a 'Gumpy the Robot' in the same phalla?

    Gumptastic!

    fix'd

    Rend on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    <3 <3 <3

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    We have a Lord Gumpotron the Mutant Robo-Lich King and a 'Gumpy the Robot' in the same phalla?

    Gumptastic!

    fix'd

    Oh god I'm going to eat a day one bandwagon

    "Bring it meatballs"

    Gumpy on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Signuppppp!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Egos on
  • JustPlainPavekJustPlainPavek Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !signup!

    JustPlainPavek on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There are now 8 spots remaining.

    Rend on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !signup

    Do we get roles? If so, I want to roleplay as Tulik.

    Grampy bone say we find da GECK!

    VThornheart on
    3DS Friend Code: 1950-8938-9095
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    *Thunder crackles and the earth shifts violently...
    ...A figure long thought dissapeared emerges from the depths...
    ...The ancient creature's mouth opens, readying the words that would end the world:...*

    !sign me up, motherfuckers.

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Signup

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    Rainfall on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Rainfall

    Kidding! Kidding! ;)

    VThornheart on
    3DS Friend Code: 1950-8938-9095
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Rainfall

    Kidding! Kidding! ;)

    You're a sorry excuse for a Duke-personator, Because the Duke is all about respecting the ladies and their rights.

    I'm all for birth control. Yours.

    B:L on
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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh Duke NukeB:L!
    *swoons*

    Rainfall on
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    !Rainfall

    Kidding! Kidding! ;)

    You're a sorry excuse for a Duke-personator, Because the Duke is all about respecting the ladies and their rights.

    I'm all for birth control. Yours.

    (attempts his best Duke impersonation)

    Right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

    (It IS very odd roleplaying as Duke... or rather, as a chauvinist playing a video game as Duke, which is double trouble from the quotes I've been gathering up for the Phalla. =) Uncomfortable for me, yet entertaining. =) I find myself wanting to apologize at the end of every post, even though I'm laughing as I type it. =) )

    VThornheart on
    3DS Friend Code: 1950-8938-9095
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Oh Duke NukeB:L!
    *swoons*

    B:L is so dreamy!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B:L's tag skills are Nuclear Physics and Duchy Leadership.

    Rend on
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    SpeedySwaf on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B:L is a sexy, sexy man...

    er...

    (hides)

    VThornheart on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    PotU on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    2 spots remain

    Rend on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Can I sign up Dr.Funkenstein? Couse I want to sign him up.

    dog pig man (01:12:55): what
    PotUnicorn (01:12:59): http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=70610&page=2
    PotUnicorn (01:13:01): signup
    dog pig man (01:13:27): on my phone. just tell me
    PotUnicorn (01:13:34): phalla
    dog pig man (01:13:59): shit
    dog pig man (01:14:20): tell whoevers running it to sign me up

    PotU on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dr.Funkenstein Signed Up

    Rend on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up, or failing that Reserve me.

    Exarch on
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