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[Miniphalla] Phallout II (MUTANT VICTORY)
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War. War never changes.
Nobody could possibly have known how that ill-fated caravan's journey would end, nobody. All anyone knew now was that they didn't make it, the vault had turned them away, and they had left it behind. After a schism the likes of which none of them had ever seen, they tread back into the wasteland, low on food and pumped to the brim with radiation, searching for a home, some shelter.
It was a long time before they finally settled down, christening the town of Broken Phalliston. By that time, most of the humans had become ghouls, the wasteland's ambient radiation transforming their bodies into little more than walking gardens, ironically enough, some of the only places in the world where green could be found. Most of the ghouls... well, they were still ghouls, but that hardly comes as a surprise.
The robots had long since run out of batteries, the rest of the caravan being forced to gut their chrome comrades in order to power the generators which would be used to power their town until they could find a better source. but, even through all the hardship, the Ghoul town of Broken Phalliston stabilised.
That is... until today. A group of mutants led by the mutant-cyborg Gumpotron, previously thought deactivated, invaded the town in the night, posing as natives. And honestly, who can really tell them apart? The townspeople cursed their acceptance of all colors and creeds- due to their open mindedness, they now had no way to tell who was friend...
...and who was foe.
This is a standard, mostly traditional mini-phalla. All of the standard phalla rules apply. You may Sign Up in bold lime, and each day you will Vote in bold red. If you have actions to send in, do it via PM.
There will be 25 players, signups will begin immediately. Vote will close at 7:00 pm PST (thats 10:00 PM EST). Any actions or votes sent in on or after 7:01 will be considered invalid and will not be counted. Role PMs will go out pretty much as soon as all the players have signed up, and day 1 will end the following full day.
PLAYERS-
1. Crimsoncoyote
2. Wildcat
3. El Skid
4. B:L - Ghoul
5. Mundanesoul - Ghoul
6. Obbi
7. Grundlterror - Ghoul
8. Thetheroo - Ghoul
9. Toxic Toys
10. Zellpher - Ghoul
11. Gumpy - Jet Addict Adulterer [Mason] [Lover]
12. JPants - Ghoul
13. JasonTodd
14. Warban - Ghoul
15. Unearthly Stew - Mutant
16. Egos
17. JustPlainPavek - Lord Gumpotron
18. VThornheart - The Vault Dweller [Vigilante]
19. Romantic Undead - Doctor [Guardian]
20. The_Reflection
21. Rainfall - Prostitute [Lover]
22. Speedyswaf - Sneaky Ghoul [seer]
23. PotU - Ghoul
24. Dr.Funkenstein - Ghoul
25. Lawlzzorx (Lawinator) - Ghoul
ON RESERVE
1. dscrilla
2. Maximus
3. lonelyahava
4. Funkywaltdogg
5. Freeagent
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Oh hells yes!
Watch out Shamus
The barren earth cracks, a bit, a small lump appearing in it. A bird watches it for a moment, before taking wing and flying away. The earth cracks again, before a rusty metal hand rises out of it.
"I Live."
(pssst, what's your WAR character?)
Gumptastic!
fix'd
Oh god I'm going to eat a day one bandwagon
"Bring it meatballs"
Do we get roles? If so, I want to roleplay as Tulik.
Grampy bone say we find da GECK!
...A figure long thought dissapeared emerges from the depths...
...The ancient creature's mouth opens, readying the words that would end the world:...*
!sign me up, motherfuckers.
Kidding! Kidding!
You're a sorry excuse for a Duke-personator, Because the Duke is all about respecting the ladies and their rights.
I'm all for birth control. Yours.
*swoons*
(attempts his best Duke impersonation)
Right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
(It IS very odd roleplaying as Duke... or rather, as a chauvinist playing a video game as Duke, which is double trouble from the quotes I've been gathering up for the Phalla.
B:L is so dreamy!
er...
(hides)
dog pig man (01:12:55): what
PotUnicorn (01:12:59): http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=70610&page=2
PotUnicorn (01:13:01): signup
dog pig man (01:13:27): on my phone. just tell me
PotUnicorn (01:13:34): phalla
dog pig man (01:13:59): shit
dog pig man (01:14:20): tell whoevers running it to sign me up
LoL: BunyipAristocrat