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I wish we had [thing] in [country].

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
What is something that your country doesn't have that others do, and you wish you did?

I wish America had vulgar greeting cards like the UK.

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I can think of at least 7 people that I would buy these cards for. There's a fucking market.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Have a what?!

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Have a what now?

    Snog?

    Does it say snog?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm not sure but I bet it's very british

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had castles

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "snog"?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Have a demonic orgy

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We have the best cards

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Let's all get pissed.

    which means "get drunk" in British.

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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    shag? or bonk

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I seriously wish we had Hulu

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had some decent burger chains up here in Edmonton. Everyone tells me about these fantastic burger places down in the States, but nothing up here.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's wank.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wish america showed boobies on late night network tv shows, like in europe

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had a lower street crime rate.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I wish we had a lower street crime rate.
    Or we could just report less of it so I didn't have to worry about everybody shorter than me who happens to be wearing a hoodie.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish America had more tiny, cheap cars. Possibly ones with those rad 3-wheeled constructions that look like you could knock them on their side with a good body-check.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like how they call cigarettes fags.

    That way I can say: "Ima have me a tasty fag after lunch."

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The only foreign country I've seen is mexico

    America - 1-0

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I wish we had a lower street crime rate.
    Or we could just report less of it so I didn't have to worry about everybody shorter than me who happens to be wearing a hoodie.

    It's like there are marauding imps everywhere.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish Australia had more of the things that I enjoyed

    like uncapped internet

    and games that didn't get censored

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish America had more tiny, cheap cars. Possibly ones with those rad 3-wheeled constructions that look like you could knock them on their side with a good body-check.

    Fuck yeah. I've been saying this for years.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i wish america showed boobies on late night network tv shows, like in europe

    we get butts sometimes

    but you've gotta go to basic cable for that

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    I like how they call cigarettes fags.

    That way I can say: "Ima have me a tasty fag after lunch."

    Three words Americans love: Faggot, retarded and regular.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish America had close proximity to tons of first-world nations like Europe enjoys.

    I also wish we had an affordable, efficient rail service to travel from place to place. Taking the train to New York from Boston costs around as much as it would to take a fucking airliner.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I like how they call cigarettes fags.

    That way I can say: "Ima have me a tasty fag after lunch."

    Three words Americans love: Faggot, retarded and regular.

    "regular"?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    regular

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish Edmonton in particular had an actual decent transit system like so many other cities in the world.

    Ours is just a pile of shit and it depresses me.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    regular

    oh now I get it

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had trains that worked here actually. Those would be lovely.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Autobahns. Or some rules/mentality of them, such as slow people on the right, only go to the left lane to pass.

    More roundabouts would be neat, too, but there's so much wasted space in the middle of them.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had more people in bowler style hats walking the streets.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wish we had aero candy bars

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish they wouldn't wait until high school to decide to teach us a foreign language

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually, this is a good place:

    I'm visiting a friend in France at t'weekend. What exciting English stuff should I take for her and her housemates? I really can't think of anything outside of a chocolate orange.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I think if you put a bowler on all of the homeless people in New York City it would increase the class 400%.

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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we need more roundabouts as opposed to stoplights

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I like how they call cigarettes fags.

    That way I can say: "Ima have me a tasty fag after lunch."

    Three words Americans love: Faggot, retarded and regular.

    "regular"?

    Where we'd say normal American's tend to say regular. It's just one of those little things that I noticed years ago.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    I wish they wouldn't wait until high school to decide to teach us a foreign language
    oh fuck me, that's a good point you bring up. I had fuckall to do as a kid, I could have already known spanish instead of wondering what these women are giggling about.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish America had more tiny, cheap cars. Possibly ones with those rad 3-wheeled constructions that look like you could knock them on their side with a good body-check.

    Personally I think everyone needs to have a Carver:
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish we had the option to turn left on red lights. That'd be pretty nifty.

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