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The All Encompassing X-Thread: OP's x-gene activated

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yes, but be fair. Some kind of coherence is kind of important in writing comics. It's a two-way street.

    I don't think Marvel's burning desire to pile one mega-event on top of another without thinking through the fallout of each one reflects that the readers are not suspending enough disbelief.

    Speaking of which, I still don't understand why all of Earth's heroes went into a drooling trance in that X-men annual with kitty and the space bullet.

    edit: beated twice. I'm like a normal human, being shoved aside by mutants on their way up the evolutionary ladder.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The bullet had some magic spell on it or something to make anyone who interfered with it to go into a trance thinking they stopped it.

    That's right, Breakworld doesn't have the ability to create a hospital or medicine, but they can make you think you stopped a big bullet by webbing it up.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ... so it was just a giant hollow-tipped bullet to shoot a planet and someone cast a magic spell on it?

    I ... uh. I got nuthin'.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Whedon can do good dialogue (it's smart and in character), but some of the plots were just bad.

    The first arc of Astonishing was good with the cure, then the Hellfire Club arc was also good. Everything else was bad and boring, and the delays made it even worse.

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    desc wrote: »
    Yes, but be fair. Some kind of coherence is kind of important in writing comics. It's a two-way street.

    I don't think Marvel's burning desire to pile one mega-event on top of another without thinking through the fallout of each one reflects that the readers are not suspending enough disbelief.
    That's fine, and I definitely get a little disoriented in the shuffle from one to the next, too.

    My comment had more to do with Fencingsax's comments on things like Norman Osborn's rise to power. I really don't see the need to have every detail fleshed out. Some things are better left to the reader's imagination, especially when people are already complaining about Bendis' decompression problems.

    But this is the X-thread so I won't keep derailing it.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Yes, but be fair. Some kind of coherence is kind of important in writing comics. It's a two-way street.

    I don't think Marvel's burning desire to pile one mega-event on top of another without thinking through the fallout of each one reflects that the readers are not suspending enough disbelief.
    That's fine, and I definitely get a little disoriented in the shuffle from one to the next, too.

    My comment had more to do with Fencingsax's comments on things like Norman Osborn's rise to power. I really don't see the need to have every detail fleshed out. Some things are better left to the reader's imagination, especially when people are already complaining about Bendis' decompression problems.

    But this is the X-thread so I won't keep derailing it.
    I'll stop after this point, but I do not like Dark Reign at all. And my criticisms here are the beginning of that.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Yes, but be fair. Some kind of coherence is kind of important in writing comics. It's a two-way street.

    I don't think Marvel's burning desire to pile one mega-event on top of another without thinking through the fallout of each one reflects that the readers are not suspending enough disbelief.
    That's fine, and I definitely get a little disoriented in the shuffle from one to the next, too.

    My comment had more to do with Fencingsax's comments on things like Norman Osborn's rise to power. I really don't see the need to have every detail fleshed out. Some things are better left to the reader's imagination, especially when people are already complaining about Bendis' decompression problems.

    But this is the X-thread so I won't keep derailing it.

    Oh, yeah. Gotcha.

    Actually, I was initially really skeptical on the premise and not wanting to suspend even an iota of disbelief on Dark Reign, ("Dude wasn't even a cool, sexy villain like if Dr. Doom ran for president. He was the green freaking goblin,") but then someone in this forum chimed in, "Yeah well, America voted for Bush twice," and somehow that convinced me. After that, I was like, yeah, Norman's in power. After Dark Reign is over, his Marvel Universe approval ratings will be like 28% and he'll still appear on 60 Minutes and Leno badmouthing Tony Stark and Spider-man. People will let anyone take charge, fuck.

    edit to add X-men thread relevance: Remember that time Wolverine popped his claws and stabbed that guy? That was cool.

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    desc wrote: »
    edit to add X-men thread relevance: Remember that time Wolverine popped his claws and stabbed that guy? That was cool.
    Only the time Jason Aaron wrote it.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    desc wrote: »
    edit to add X-men thread relevance: Remember that time Wolverine popped his claws and stabbed that guy? That was cool.

    Yeah, that was cool. He should do more of that.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Speaking of Wolverine, guys, isn't he in like, EVERYTHING? Am I right? Am I right? What is the deal with that? badum-ch

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  • DeJesusDeJesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    something that has bugged m for a while about the xbooks, is the misleading covers, i mean it happens in all comic books. but i find it particularly annoying with xmen. For instnance, during the big messiah complex thing, or maybe it was manifest destiny (which honestly makes no sense to me as a title) where they showed jean grey on the cover of the first issue or something, so i'm waiting for some phoenix problem or even memory the whole time and nothing. then in the last issue of legacy, you've got mags on the cover, and the guy doesn't even make a cameo in a simulation, and if he did, it was soooo unoticable.

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  • DeJesusDeJesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    by my count right now wolverine is in 6 books on a regular basis, and he still has one offs, and ends up in other books. of course the 3rd wolverine unlimited monthly called weapon x starts in a couple of months, so there must be a huge market for him. the only other marvel characters i know who ever had multiple books published every month were spidey and punisher, maybe hulk in the 90s.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ..How does Manifest Destiny make no sense to you as a title? Do you understand what Manifest Destiny is?

    Wolverine is one of Marvel's most popular characters. Spider-Man and Wolverine are pretty much their Superman and Batman, commercial wise, so they do push him a bit hard. He isn't the only character that's in multiple books, though, as you seem to suggest.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    The bullet had some magic spell on it or something to make anyone who interfered with it to go into a trance thinking they stopped it.

    That's right, Breakworld doesn't have the ability to create a hospital or medicine, but they can make you think you stopped a big bullet by webbing it up.

    Nothing can stop Joss Whedon from having a tragic, bittersweet ending. Nothing.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought Whedon's run was pretty weak til Cyke pulled a gun, then somehow it all fell into place.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There's a 'Wolverine Saga' freebie out this week. Terrible, terrible stuff.

    It sums up damn near every single Wolverine plot to ever happen in 616, even noting a bunch that were never resolved.

    From what I've gathered, Wolverine has 2 flesh-and-blood children (One is Daken), 1 child that he made an honor vow to look after, and another that was killed in the womb by Sabretooth.

    Also, his mind was wiped around 20 times before he even joined Team X (where he was in a dollhouse type scenario with near constant wipes).

    Good stuff. The only parts that were even remotely interesting occurred in flagship X titles.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like Matt Fraction and I think he's a good writer, but this arc of Uncanny is moving sooooo slowly. The only reason I've been keeping interest is to see the wonderful Dodson artwork, and that's going away next month. I just don't know if I have the strength of will to endure a slow story arc plus Greg Land art.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Looking back at my rant depresses me. I think about this way too much.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Scooter wrote: »
    I thought Whedon's run was pretty weak til Cyke pulled a gun, then somehow it all fell into place.

    That moment was pretty good. "I'm an X-man. I'm just making a point. *blam*"

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    "what else have you lied about" was another pretty great cyclops moment from whedon's run

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    There's a 'Wolverine Saga' freebie out this week. Terrible, terrible stuff.

    It sums up damn near every single Wolverine plot to ever happen in 616, even noting a bunch that were never resolved.

    From what I've gathered, Wolverine has 2 flesh-and-blood children (One is Daken), 1 child that he made an honor vow to look after, and another that was killed in the womb by Sabretooth.

    Also, his mind was wiped around 20 times before he even joined Team X (where he was in a dollhouse type scenario with near constant wipes).

    Good stuff. The only parts that were even remotely interesting occurred in flagship X titles.

    He has a clone too.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Servo wrote: »
    "what else have you lied about" was another pretty great cyclops moment from whedon's run
    Oh, absolutely. That was fantastic.

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just thought of something about X-Factor.
    Wouldn't it be awesome if Ruby Summers went with Layla Miller to the present? Then Scott would have another child from the future. She could meet Rachal, Nate, and Cable. They could discuss how it feels to be from the future and related to Scott.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I just thought of something about X-Factor.
    Wouldn't it be awesome if Ruby Summers went with Layla Miller to the present? Then Scott would have another child from the future. She could meet Rachal, Nate, and Cable. They could discuss how it feels to be from the future and related to Scott.

    That just reminds me how much I hate the "familial" powers stuff.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ruby Summers is pretty awesome, but she'd be better off with the Exiles or something.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't like that stuff because they aren't your parents, they are an alternate timeline. They don't count going by Marvel time travel rules.

    The only one that makes sense is Cable because he was originally from this timeline.

    That's why I never understood how everyone made Jean feel bad for not accepting Rachel when she first appeared, I wouldn't treat her like a daughter either.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I don't like that stuff because they aren't your parents, they are an alternate timeline. They don't count going by Marvel time travel rules.

    The only one that makes sense is Cable because he was originally from this timeline.

    That's why I never understood how everyone made Jean feel bad for not accepting Rachel when she first appeared, I wouldn't treat her like a daughter either.

    To me, it's as if your twin sibling (i.e. your clone) had a child (at least from your perspective). Sure, they think of you as their parent but younger, but for you it's just a niece/nephew.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think any analogy is sufficient to explain the feeling one would have if confronted with a child that could have been yours.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think any analogy is sufficient to explain the feeling one would have if confronted with a child that could have been yours.

    At least with Cable, Jean and Scott actually did raise him as Slim and Red.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    He's still Maddy's kid

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay guys, time travel in the X-men has been shown to be inconsistent and nonsensical, so what's the point of discussing it?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We're not talking about the mechanics, though.

    Anyway, why is it that the X-Men has so many time travel stories? You'd think the Fantastic Four, with their scientific background, would be have that market cornered.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Claremont needed to write more empowered women, so out came the time machines.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We're not talking about the mechanics, though.

    Anyway, why is it that the X-Men has so many time travel stories? You'd think the Fantastic Four, with their scientific background, would be have that market cornered.

    The "Sentinels have taken over the future" timeline has become such an X-men classic, it's like it's practically a place for people to visit. It's the secret neighborhood of New York, right behind the Bronx.

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  • KidDorkKidDork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    edit to add X-men thread relevance: Remember that time Wolverine popped his claws and stabbed that guy? That was cool.
    Only the time Jason Aaron wrote it.

    That wasn't cool. That was fucking awesome.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I just thought of something about X-Factor.
    Wouldn't it be awesome if Ruby Summers went with Layla Miller to the present? Then Scott would have another child from the future. She could meet Rachal, Nate, and Cable. They could discuss how it feels to be from the future and related to Scott.

    That just reminds me how much I hate the "familial" powers stuff.

    Normally, I'd agree... but they way they did Ruby was pretty awesome... combining her and Emma's powers like that was pretty sweet.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I just thought of something about X-Factor.
    Wouldn't it be awesome if Ruby Summers went with Layla Miller to the present? Then Scott would have another child from the future. She could meet Rachal, Nate, and Cable. They could discuss how it feels to be from the future and related to Scott.

    That just reminds me how much I hate the "familial" powers stuff.

    Normally, I'd agree... but they way they did Ruby was pretty awesome... combining her and Emma's powers like that was pretty sweet.

    I know it's personal taste, so I'm not going to pretend you're wrong for liking Ruby, but I just honestly don't get what's interesting about her.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think she's one of the better designs for future-children. She combines elements from two characters in a way that establishes the connection, but produces something unique and interesting in itself.

    In most cases future-children are just girl Nightcrawlers, girls in Spider-Man costumes, or dudes covered in ugly future-armor like Cable and at least one version of Franklin Richards.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Speaking of Cable, did anyone read Messiah War #1?
    Is Apocalypse in the story? I'm confused who Wolverine meant when he said him? I just see a technologically advanced city. No huge statues or anything.

    Also, Ruby is awesome. I hope she wouldn't go to some shitty team like the Exiles. Wouldn't mind her on X-Factor! Maybe even have her join Cable. The possibilities are endless.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair, Exiles will soon be in the hands of someone other than Judd Winick and Chris Claremont, so it could be pretty awesome.

    But it seems more likely that PAD has a plan for her and her timeline.

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