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Dream conversations

adamadam Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
Been thinking of conversations that would break me if I actually heard them.

1st

The Pope announcing the whole bhuddist religion is all heresy and full of heretics. The Dali Lhama replying with "Fuck you pope."

2nd

My dad finally saying he loves me.

3rd

More seinfeild and Bill Gates commercials. Can't get enough of them.

Any more ideas?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh no.

    Nads on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is this your not so subtle way of telling us you have daddy issues because you are buddhist and he is catholic?

    PiptheFair on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yesterday a girl grabbed my ass in my dream

    Dadouw on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i want to talk to you about your infraction

    thorgot on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The world got destroyed by an epic tornado in my dream last night. The only thing that saved me was a little plastic school chair placed over my head. I saw my cousin and some girl get sucked out of the basement I was in. The girl had the head of an old man with some kind of medical shit hooked up to her. When I made my way out of the basement there was nothing left except for little plastic school chairs everywhere.

    Macro9 on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    most of my father-related dream conversations involving him saying things like "ow! son, please stop repeatedly kicking me in the testicles!"

    TheySlashThem on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i had a dream i was on the phone with a girl and my brother was standing close trying to listen in and being a prick about it and started tryin to look at the name on the screen and i was trying to get him to go away or walk ahead or something and we got into a fight about it

    then i woke up when the girl called me because i was supposed to meet her
    woops

    Air on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Air wrote: »
    i had a dream i was on the phone with a girl and my brother was standing close trying to listen in and being a prick about it and started tryin to look at the name on the screen and i was trying to get him to go away or walk ahead or something and we got into a fight about it

    then i woke up when the girl called me because i was supposed to meet her
    woops

    So you would rather dream about your brother then hang with a woman?

    Your brother must be a cool guy.

    Macro9 on
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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    haha, adam... blatant racism and you are not banned... yet i am still sitting in jail for giving "bad advice."

    the cheat on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if I ever dreamt about having a conversation with my father I'd probably wake up and call my father and have that conversation with my father just to see what would happen and we would probably have a laugh about it

    see

    my daddy tells me loves me

    Vixx on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    do i need to post that dalai lama vs the pope video again

    i mean they both have good and bad points but dont go thinking the dalai lama is some super relaxed anything goes kinda guy just cos he wears a toga all the time

    Air on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I just saw what he was infracted for. He wasn't even saying it jokingly.

    Macro9 on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    managing to misspell both Buddhist AND Dalai Lama does freak me out a bit though

    along with an n-word related infraction

    Vixx on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i had a dream i was on the phone with a girl and my brother was standing close trying to listen in and being a prick about it and started tryin to look at the name on the screen and i was trying to get him to go away or walk ahead or something and we got into a fight about it

    then i woke up when the girl called me because i was supposed to meet her
    woops

    So you would rather dream about your brother then hang with a woman?

    Your brother must be a cool guy.

    i was fighting him though

    and she still gave me test information so win-win

    Air on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm afraid to talk to girls

    Dadouw on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My dad also loves me.

    Graves on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I just saw what he was infracted for. He wasn't even saying it jokingly.

    But if he had said it jokingly, it wouldn't be as funny as it is.

    Oden on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm afraid to talk to girls

    Like approaching them or just talking to any girl?

    Macro9 on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have been yelled at for things I did in other people's dreams.

    What the fuck man.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm afraid to talk to girls

    sup

    Vixx on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh shit what am I supposed to do oh god no I'm starting to sweat again

    Dadouw on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw just find some english girls

    your accent will do the talking for you

    Vorus on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm afraid to talk to girls

    I can teach you not to fear the bitch.

    The bitch cannot harm you unless you fear the bitch.

    The bitch has no power unless you give the bitch power.

    Graves on
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Man I love sherbet.

    I had a dream where I was just eating sherbet the whole time.

    Jarofmoldymayo on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    man I got jailed for 2 months for sass and this guy was jailed for what appears to be the same amount of time for doing something Gabe and Tycho specifically requested be ban worthy

    :(

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bitches are the mind-killers.

    Bitches are the little-death that bring total obliteration.

    Vixx on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I never talked to a girl in my whole life

    Dadouw on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Bitches are the mind-killers.

    Bitches are the little-death that bring total obliteration.

    You show the type of mind needed for this work.

    I like your style.

    We shall form an unstoppable force against the bitch.

    Now lets touch dicks to show that we mean business.

    Graves on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    and now I even have a totp exhibiting what a whiny bitch I am

    :(:(:(

    it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaairrrrr

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Mind is like a Bitch with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Bitches are the mind-killers.

    Bitches are the little-death that bring total obliteration.


    This is the best post.

    Macro9 on
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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    and now I even have a totp exhibiting what a whiny bitch I am

    :(:(:(

    it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaairrrrr

    Life isn't fair.

    Jarofmoldymayo on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    man I got jailed for 2 months for sass and this guy was jailed for what appears to be the same amount of time for doing something Gabe and Tycho specifically requested be ban worthy

    :(

    life's unfair oh well

    Vixx on
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    and now I even have a totp exhibiting what a whiny bitch I am

    :(:(:(

    it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaairrrrr

    Life isn't fair.

    Life is like a fair.

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    and now I even have a totp exhibiting what a whiny bitch I am

    :(:(:(

    it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaairrrrr

    Life isn't fair.

    Life is like a fair.

    You can see the bearded lady at the county fair.

    Jarofmoldymayo on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    life is like a renfair

    Vorus on
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    and now I even have a totp exhibiting what a whiny bitch I am

    :(:(:(

    it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaairrrrr

    Life isn't fair.

    Life is like a fair.

    You can see the bearded lady at the county fair.

    And that one pig, mother fuckers Huuuuuuuuge.

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    waaargle bargle

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Yesterday a girl grabbed my ass in my dream

    Last year a supervisor grabbed my ass at work, then had a dream in which I had a veiny three-foot penis.

    That's kinda the same, right?

    He was kinda creepy on top of it.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had a dream that Viv told everyone my mother died.

    Goddamnit Viv.

    Meta T. Dust on
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