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PG-PORN (NSF SEX)

QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
James Gunn, writer of Dawn of the Dead and director of Slither, has a new project he'd like to tell everyone about.
How many times have you been watching a great porn film – you're really enjoying the story, the acting, the cinematography – when, all of the sudden, they ruin everything with PEOPLE HAVING SEX?

A bunch of times, right?
GOOD BOYS PRODUCTIONS and SAFRAN DIGITAL GROUP is proud to announce our new web series, JAMES GUNN'S PG-PORN, which teams mainstream Hollywood actors with performers formerly known for their work in the adult industry, but who will soon be known for being part of a worldwide revolution in sexless pornography. JAMES GUNN'S PG-PORN is the only porn where, when the delivery boy comes over to deliver some pizza, people actual get what they're expecting – some delicious pizza!
This brilliant new series includes such stars as
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NATHAN FILION and ARIA GIOVANNI in NAILING YOUR WIFE

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MICHAEL ROSENBAUM and BELLADONNA in PEANUS

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JAMES GUNN and SASHA GREY in ROADSIDE ASS-INSTANCE

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and THE WHOLE GANG in A VERY PEANUS CHRISTMAS

Tyler Bates, composer of Dawn of the Dead, 300, and Watchmen will also be providing the score
We hope you'll join us OCTOBER 8 on Spike.com to see the very first episode of JAMES GUNN'S PG-PORN, NAILING YOUR WIFE, with Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni. Watch Nathan Fillion inhabit the role of "CHRIS", who doesn't have any sex whatsoever with his boss's wife, MRS. GRIMES.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sasha Grey is very attractive but does things that I don't wanna watch

    #pipe on
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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am so incredibly confused.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sasha Grey all PUT IT IN MY ASS IN MY ASS

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    I am so incredibly confused.

    Porn without the sex. I mean come on this is pretty simple.

    J3p on
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We are at the beginning of a new era, gentlemen

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    but...I really WANT to see them have sex...

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ahahahahahahahah

    That's...that's the best nathan fillion picture i've ever seen

    hahahahahaa

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    I am so incredibly confused.

    Porn without the sex. I mean come on this is pretty simple.

    I know, but

    what happens

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have a man crush on Nathan Fillion

    I would very much like to take him out and have him show me a good time.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am aroused

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have a man crush on Nathan Fillion

    I would very much like to take him out and have him show me a good time.
    J3p wrote: »
    PUT IT IN MY ASS IN MY ASS

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Cosmic Sombrero wrote: »
    I am so incredibly confused.

    Porn without the sex. I mean come on this is pretty simple.

    I know, but

    what happens

    Pizza guy shows up "Did someone here order an extra large sausage?"

    'Why yes,' says the hot horny housewife 'I did. However I seem to have misplaced my purse. Surely there must be SOMETHING I can do to pay for this'

    "Why yes...there is."

    "We also accept checks and charge"

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm paying top dollar for this

    Top dollar

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    every time I see Belladonna in a photo I'm convinced she's going to rape me

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I mean, christ, look at his face. It's all "Anybody here order some dick?"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have a man crush on Nathan Fillion

    I would very much like to take him out and have him show me a good time.
    J3p wrote: »
    PUT IT IN MY ASS IN MY ASS

    The Hammer is his Penis

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    I mean, christ, look at his face. It's all "Anybody here order some dick?"

    ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this is such an amazing idea i only wish i'd thought of it first

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sup Fedora

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Sup Fedora

    What is up drian? It is late thirty in the morning.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This is gonna be awesome.

    Also, Sasha Grey and Belladonna are both pretty hot but rarely do scenes that I like to watch.

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hah the luthor/charlie brown guy looks ridiculous with that bunch of pubes on his forehead

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sasha gray is really pretty, but she makes me want to cry myself to sleep.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    every time I see Belladonna in a photo I'm convinced she's going to rape me

    She roams the streets at night, looking for baseball bats.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »
    Sasha gray is really pretty, but she makes me want to cry myself to sleep.

    Seriously what is up with her

    I'd just like to see a nice solo scene but oh no I have to watch her choke down some huge dick and pretend she likes it

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    For some strange reason I like Belladonna's tattoo. I don't know why, I realize it's incredibly tacky, but...

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this seems incredible

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Sup Fedora

    What is up drian? It is late thirty in the morning.

    It is 9 at night here. Made a poor mistake of missing the symphony tonight so just cruisin' the internet now

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Why can they call it pg-porn just because it has porn stars in it? I mean...It has no sex...just porn stars. that'd be like putting famous actors and actresses in a porno and calling it a cinematic masterpiece.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »
    Sasha gray is really pretty, but she makes me want to cry myself to sleep.

    Seriously what is up with her

    I'd just like to see a nice solo scene but oh no I have to watch her choke down some huge dick and pretend she likes it

    Solo scenes would be prime.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    space_satan wrote: »
    Why can they call it pg-porn just because it has porn stars in it? I mean...It has no sex...just porn stars. that'd be like putting famous actors and actresses in a porno and calling it a cinematic masterpiece.

    Just wait and see. It's bound to be a hit.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm not saying it won't be great in some way or another...It just perplexes me is all.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    space_satan wrote: »
    Why can they call it pg-porn just because it has porn stars in it? I mean...It has no sex...just porn stars. that'd be like putting famous actors and actresses in a porno and calling it a cinematic masterpiece.

    i'm pretty sure it's going to be all the terrible cheesy setups from porn just with no sex

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    space_satan wrote: »
    Why can they call it pg-porn just because it has porn stars in it? I mean...It has no sex...just porn stars. that'd be like putting famous actors and actresses in a porno and calling it a cinematic masterpiece.

    because the premise is laid out very handily in the title

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sasha Grey has solo scenes. At least a few, I'm pretty sure.

    If you look hard (hurr hurr) enough you can find some pretty tame scenes too.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    space_satan wrote: »
    I'm not saying it won't be great in some way or another...It just perplexes me is all.
    This is where I am.

    Really? Really?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    space_satan wrote: »
    Why can they call it pg-porn just because it has porn stars in it? I mean...It has no sex...just porn stars. that'd be like putting famous actors and actresses in a porno and calling it a cinematic masterpiece.

    No see they are also taking on situations that have become popular in the medium of porn. Like:

    The Pizza Guy ("Did you want sausage on your pizza?")
    The Teacher ("There is one back door to improving your GPA...")
    The Fixitman ("Well, you could pay me with sex.")
    The Successful CEO ("Blowjobs! I need blowjobs!")
    The Max Hardcore ("You dirty little whore. Suck it down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeaaahhh. Oh.")

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    James Gunn seems like a cool dude

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Sasha Grey has solo scenes. At least a few, I'm pretty sure.

    If you look hard (hurr hurr) enough you can find some pretty tame scenes too.

    and then that one where she has sex with seven horses

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bwuahaha I just realized the guy wearing the green shirt in the last pic is supposed to be peppermint patty

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