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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    All blowjobs make a little noise.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    LISTEN, IT'S LIKE A REVERSE FETISH. IT'S GROSS, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SLURPING A BOWL OF SOUP OR SCRAPING THEIR TEETH ON THEIR FORK.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    bolt thrower is my favorite death metal band!

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    SCRAPING THEIR TEETH ON THEIR FORK.

    Oh my god that is the worst sound.

    I once semi-dated a person who did that a bit.

    Oh god it was so horrifying.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    bolt thrower is my favorite death metal band!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    if the girl ain't making sloppy noises like she's fisting raw pork, them she ain't doin' it right

    none of this 'oh i just put my mouth near it and nod my head a little'

    get damn in there, and we better both need a towel when you done

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    if the girl ain't making sloppy noises like she's fisting raw pork, them she ain't doin' it right

    none of this 'oh i just put my mouth near it and nod my head a little'

    get damn in there, and we better both need a towel when you done

    like gianna?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty sure Gianna was born with twice the normal amount of salivary glands.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    if the girl ain't making sloppy noises like she's fisting raw pork, them she ain't doin' it right

    none of this 'oh i just put my mouth near it and nod my head a little'

    get damn in there, and we better both need a towel when you done

    could be that the audio on the sucking is just a lot louder on tape because the mic is like RIGHT THERE

    when you're actually getting a blowjob yourself you a) don't care because goddammit you are getting your dick sucked and b) can barely hear it anyway because your dick is pretty far from your ears unless you are built wrong or doing something way too weird for a blowjob

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    nah i want to hear SCHLOOORP SHUCH SHUCH SHOOOUUURLP then a noise like someone slapping a pound of bacon

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    bolt thrower is my favorite death metal band!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i'll have you know i shant tolerate any maligning of the good name of bolt thrower young man

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You guys will need to hear to beleive

    eeeurgh

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is that blackface Nathan Fillion as Frankin?

    o_O

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    what the fuck

    what the fuck is this


    i'm looking up some chords for a song because i'm lazy


    AND WHATEVER IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKASS TABBED OUT THIS SONG HAS INCLUDED Hm7

    H MINOR 7!?

    SERIOUSLY?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    i'm gonna go to this blues/jazz jam some old guys put on every other weekend

    and i'm gonna get up there and go, 'alright guys, 12 bar shuffle, key of h minor'

    just to see what happens

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you would probably be stabbed

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    bolt thrower is my favorite death metal band!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i'll have you know i shant tolerate any maligning of the good name of bolt thrower young man
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QiaxvghdSk&feature=related

    manowar is better.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    nah i want to hear SCHLOOORP SHUCH SHUCH SHOOOUUURLP then a noise like someone slapping a pound of bacon

    I like a girl who can make authentic Three Stooges sound effects during sexual activities.

    nyuk nyuk nyuk

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    oh, at the bottom he's included a disclaimer
    ...and sorry, I don't know the exact names of these chords so I had to do it like this.


    i'm gonna write this guy some emails

    H MINOR!

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    ---8----
    ---6---
    ---6---

    Fuck if I know...I guess that's an H minor or something...fuck it.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like Amon Amarth

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    no, that's a#sus4

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    I like Amon Amarth

    of course you do, you have a penis.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhptP8j-t-M

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    no, that's a#sus4

    Is it really? I play guitar but never learned the chord names...other than basic ones A, Am, C, Cm, G, Gm

    I can play all of them but couldnt name them.

    edit: Knob, we must discuss guitar and how to play it at some point.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    bolt thrower is my favorite death metal band!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i'll have you know i shant tolerate any maligning of the good name of bolt thrower young man
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QiaxvghdSk&feature=related

    manowar is better.

    absolutely preposterous

    Bolt Thrower - No Guts, No Glory

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    we need a metal thread.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    just kinda put your fingers up on the neck somewhere and strum one string real fas and move your finger around

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    amon amarth is great

    i might be seeing them again in the next month or two

    they sound just like they do on their albums live and totally rule

    except for when the head of metal blade records is congratulating them on DVD sales on stage

    then they kind of lose something

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Metal videos are so silly.

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    just kinda put your fingers up on the neck somewhere and strum one string real fas and move your finger around

    And that's how you play Miserlou

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    fallout name a song and i'll do a shitty metal cover of it for you

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    provided i can do it in 30 minutes or less

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    make him do something like a tanya tucker song.

    like "i'll come back as another woman"

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    fallout name a song and i'll do a shitty metal cover of it for you

    oh boy oh boy

    hmm

    how about a challenge

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzmFpiUHYPM

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    what

    filter?

    like the 'hey man nice shot guys?'





    i dont think i ever heard this song before

    gimme a song i know so i don't have to spend an hour listening to it and sequencing the drums and shit

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh i thought this was a big radio song or something (i dunno i never listened to such as the dang ol' radio)

    uh how about

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    fuck it

    i like a challenge

    i'll do your awful fag song for girls

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i figured a britney spears song would have been too obvious

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I like Imagine...but then again I am a fag girl.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob you should do a cover of Come on Eileen by the Dexys Midnight Runners.

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