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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Condoms are shit from hell.

    Graves on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i actually just watched a really calm video with some intense fisting. it was pretty funny

    there was some nice elevator music playing

    Futore on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Condoms are shit from hell.

    enjoy your aids babies

    Druhim on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    damnit druhim, i'm an AIDS baby and i turned out perfectly fiAURRRGHGHARGHLBARRRRRR

    Futore on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    i actually just watched a really calm video with some intense fisting. it was pretty funny

    there was some nice elevator music playing

    I once found a photo set involving three women

    two sitting on a couch, the third kneeling in front of them with a fist planted deep in each woman's pussy

    I couldn't help but think of hand puppets

    Druhim on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the funniest recent porn i've seen is one of those girl fucked at her workplace videos

    except it's in a radio shack

    a straight up radioshack

    Faricazy on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    i actually just watched a really calm video with some intense fisting. it was pretty funny

    there was some nice elevator music playing

    I once found a photo set involving three women

    two sitting on a couch, the third kneeling in front of them with a fist planted deep in each woman's pussy

    I couldn't help but think of hand puppets

    that's what i always think of when i see fisting

    and then they hit my prostate and i cum

    Futore on
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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nathan Fillon is awesome. That was a truly talented display of faux-incompetent acting.

    Interchangeable big-breasted porn star was good too, but I'll credit that one to the producers/casting.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Condoms are shit from hell.

    enjoy your aids babies

    I am in a monogamous relationship with a girl who was a virgin when we started dating.

    But yeah babies suck.

    Fucking babies.

    Ruining everything.

    Graves on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, you may be monogamous.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Condoms are shit from hell.

    enjoy your aids babies

    I am in a monogamous relationship with a girl who was a virgin when we started dating.

    But yeah babies suck.

    Fucking babies.

    Ruining everything.

    obviously it's already done, but I can't emphasize enough that no matter how convinced you are that she's telling you the truth that she's a virgin/has always used protection you should NEVER take a potential sex partner's word on this
    all it takes is one partner telling you a white lie, not realizing they picked up something, and if the odds decide to fuck you over there ain't much you can do about it
    and partners unfortunately do cheat
    because humans are fallible, and due to that it's foolish to risk your future health on something that unreliable
    and that doesn't even address the risk of pregnancy
    you should use protection until you're pretty fucking sure you're going to stick together

    to be honest, I expected you to be smarter than this

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Plus, you know, people can get aids from a toilet seat

    If they fuck it hard enough

    Fiz on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    go get tested with her. solve all this biznasss

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    how hard have you fucked it fiz

    how hard

    Faricazy on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I heard you can get aids from hugging, guys.

    Is this true?

    monsterror on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    know what you can't get aids from? cuddling me.

    cuddling me so fucking hard

    Futore on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how hard have you fucked it fiz

    how hard

    WHAT I DID WAS RAPE

    Fiz on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    know what you can't get aids from? cuddling me.

    cuddling me so fucking hard

    Why didn't you tell me before?!

    monsterror on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how hard have you fucked it fiz

    how hard

    WHAT I DID WAS RAPE

    He bent that toilet seat over and it was all noooo

    And fiz was all SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK IT.

    monsterror on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Condoms are shit from hell.

    enjoy your aids babies

    I am in a monogamous relationship with a girl who was a virgin when we started dating.

    But yeah babies suck.

    Fucking babies.

    Ruining everything.

    obviously it's already done, but I can't emphasize enough that no matter how convinced you are that she's telling you the truth that she's a virgin/has always used protection you should NEVER take a potential sex partner's word on this
    all it takes is one partner telling you a white lie, not realizing they picked up something, and if the odds decide to fuck you over there ain't much you can do about it
    and partners unfortunately do cheat
    because humans are fallible, and due to that it's foolish to risk your future health on something that unreliable
    and that doesn't even address the risk of pregnancy
    you should use protection until you're pretty fucking sure you're going to stick together

    to be honest, I expected you to be smarter than this

    Oh no no, it's not that I don't use condoms, it's that I would like to not have to.

    We run on a very strict no condom no sex system.

    The whole virginity thing checks out across the board, and as far as monogamy that's of course a matter of trust.

    I'm the dumb bastard who fucked up and cheated, but that checked out and she was clean, I'm clean, and that's history.

    It's like if you hate showers.

    It probably wouldn't stop you from keeping your ass clean.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    I heard you can get aids from hugging, guys.

    Is this true?

    God son, haven't you ever been to the SHANGHAI SEX MUSEUM?
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    know what you can't get aids from? cuddling me.

    cuddling me so fucking hard

    Why didn't you tell me before?!

    i was busy scraping the hiv off of my cuddlemuscles

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT




    AH!


    AH!


    PASS THE POINT OF NO RETURN

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    I heard you can get aids from hugging, guys.

    Is this true?

    God son, haven't you ever been to the SHANGHAI SEX MUSEUM?

    holy shit. i think i might make a stencil out of that. maybe do some variant of it for a sticker and tag that around. hahahaha

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    ah, good on ya Graves

    I just look at it as condoms being awesome simply because it allows one to have sex without putting themselves at high risk for all sorts of unpleasantness rather than focusing on the negatives

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i like using the condoms i use because they can double as headbags for when i'm feeling real horny

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE

    BUT DON'T LOOK DOWN, JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD

    AND YOU'LL BE FINISHED

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh my god this song is about rape

    Faricazy on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    oh my god this song is about rape

    it's a gillette commercial

    Nuzak on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I dislike condoms because I barely feel anything when wearing them. It's like I've got a numb stick between my legs.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that's because in your case Mori I hear they cut off the circulation to the thundervine

    Vivixenne on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I found in China that shopping for Condoms was quite simple!

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    Use the helpfull touchscreen!

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    And buy them by the BOTTLE.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what kind of condoms do you use mori?

    i could suggest some because god knows magnums are like raincoats

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I just noticed you can just make out Viv in the reflection of the last photo.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    she is very happy that you're buying condoms

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh god why did you mention that

    the look on my face is just awful

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    what kind of condoms do you use mori?

    i could suggest some because god knows magnums are like raincoats

    Well I don't wear a condom anymore. But when Rachel visited the first time we just used the ones she brought.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's not rape if you're prepared

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    3 of them to a bottle, according to the machine

    bizarre

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    good heavens! you sinners! taking place in sexual acts such as those

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