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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    what kind of condoms do you use mori?

    i could suggest some because god knows magnums are like raincoats

    is there a brand of condom for dudes that are bigger than average but probably not big enough to use a magnum?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    they do have some "wide" ones

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    they do have some "wide" ones

    do tell

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    oh god why did you mention that

    the look on my face is just awful

    yeah
    your face is pretty awful

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    something like this maybe

    http://www.condom.com/atlas-extra-large.html

    though it'll probably be similar to magnum in length

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh yeah guys I saw the worst titties ever in a porno

    I mean you know the whole fried-eggs hanging on a nail term

    they were basically like badly burnt fried eggs hanging on a nail

    absolutely horrific

    Moriveth on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    what kind of condoms do you use mori?

    i could suggest some because god knows magnums are like raincoats

    is there a brand of condom for dudes that are bigger than average but probably not big enough to use a magnum?

    first of all, the important thing for condom size is width on not length. it's a lot easier to adjust for length by just unrolling it or not. the test for using larger size condoms that my brother told me was if you take a standard role of toiler paper and try sticking your boner in there. if can't fit(and believe me, with those cardboard edges you do not want to try jamming it in) then you should go for a bigger condom.

    that said, as far as brands go, there are a bunch of good ones out there. I like Four Seasons: Naked Larger. They're made in australia and nice and thin but still super strong. My brother has suggested Kimono brand to me and i'm told they're great but have never tried them.

    Your best bet is to find a sex store that you aren't creeped out by. Go in there and ask, they usually have a huge selection. Also, the women in sex stores are usually more helpful about it from what i've experienced.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The advice I give in this place spans some interesting topics

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    brb looking for toilet paper roll

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that will not fit no sir D:
    :winky:

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm not sure how to say this, Futore, but uh...

    Thanks.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have a completely average dick.

    except, I find it cuter than most I've seen.

    Above average cuteness



    Ladies.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have a completely average dick.

    except, I find it cuter than most I've seen.

    Above average cuteness



    Ladies.

    You glue pokemon to it or some shit?

    Painted some dolphins on it?

    When you orgasm it makes little kitten noises?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    mine is prominent but handsome and with a nice personality

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Looks like :3

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you'd totally want to go to dinner with my dick and then let it come over to your place and make sweet love to you

    trust me

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you'd totally want to go to dinner with my dick and then let it come over to your place and make sweet love to you

    trust me
    Your dick gets all the ladies, but in the end they do not like it.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my dick gets all the ladies but then it's awkward when i'm always there too

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    my dick gets all the ladies but then it's awkward when i'm always there too
    He kicks you out of bed.....

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I'm not sure how to say this, Futore, but uh...

    Thanks.

    yesssssss. I win again. First a butt compliment, now this.

    me - 2

    you - 0.


    Alternate post: you can make it up to me
    :winky:
    give me Blake
    :winky:

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Condoms? Nobody uses those any more!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my dick can be a real cunt sometimes

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    my dick can be a real cunt sometimes

    Team America quote inbound!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's funny that i just gave all that advice about condoms since lately all I've done for sex is bind myself in saran wrap and gyrate. FOR HOURS.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Someone once told me 'small dicks are made for anal sex'.

    I'd like to make it expressly clear that:

    a) she wasn't talking about me, she's never seen the goods
    b) yes, she's a total slut
    c) that doesn't mean it's wrong
    d) that doesn't mean I went there

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm kinda interested in this now.

    http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2008/01/sexdrive_0104

    It would be interesting to watch, at least

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I can't remember the last time I used a condom. I just pull out when finishing.

    I do have a pack of Magnums sitting in my dresser.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby is a pozzer

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Why would that be?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you know there can be sperm in precum right?

    Bedlam on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I do, I take my chances. And thus far never gotten anyone knocked up.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    why do you even bother? it's shibby
    he'll never learn

    Druhim on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Also STD's don't wait until you blow your load to spread.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Most girls I've been with have been on the pill anyway. Except my last girlfriend, I did dump a load into her a couple times one night.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    why do you even bother? it's shibby
    he'll never learn
    I...I like to think Im smart some of the time.

    Bedlam on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also STD's don't wait until you blow your load to spread.

    he's not worried though since he's already got most of them

    edit: I'm not saying you're dumb bedlam, I'm saying shibby's too dumb/awful to learn/give a shit

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well he already has a kid...so take your lessons where you will.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    It's funny that i just gave all that advice about condoms since lately all I've done for sex is bind myself in saran wrap and gyrate. FOR HOURS.

    i laughed so hard at this i started coughing and now i can't breathe

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ah, the ol' pull and pray method

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby why even bother pulling out

    you're going to stab the hooker to death anyway

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