i could suggest some because god knows magnums are like raincoats
is there a brand of condom for dudes that are bigger than average but probably not big enough to use a magnum?
first of all, the important thing for condom size is width on not length. it's a lot easier to adjust for length by just unrolling it or not. the test for using larger size condoms that my brother told me was if you take a standard role of toiler paper and try sticking your boner in there. if can't fit(and believe me, with those cardboard edges you do not want to try jamming it in) then you should go for a bigger condom.
that said, as far as brands go, there are a bunch of good ones out there. I like Four Seasons: Naked Larger. They're made in australia and nice and thin but still super strong. My brother has suggested Kimono brand to me and i'm told they're great but have never tried them.
Your best bet is to find a sex store that you aren't creeped out by. Go in there and ask, they usually have a huge selection. Also, the women in sex stores are usually more helpful about it from what i've experienced.
It's funny that i just gave all that advice about condoms since lately all I've done for sex is bind myself in saran wrap and gyrate. FOR HOURS.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
Someone once told me 'small dicks are made for anal sex'.
I'd like to make it expressly clear that:
a) she wasn't talking about me, she's never seen the goods
b) yes, she's a total slut
c) that doesn't mean it's wrong
d) that doesn't mean I went there
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is there a brand of condom for dudes that are bigger than average but probably not big enough to use a magnum?
do tell
yeah
your face is pretty awful
http://www.condom.com/atlas-extra-large.html
though it'll probably be similar to magnum in length
I mean you know the whole fried-eggs hanging on a nail term
they were basically like badly burnt fried eggs hanging on a nail
absolutely horrific
first of all, the important thing for condom size is width on not length. it's a lot easier to adjust for length by just unrolling it or not. the test for using larger size condoms that my brother told me was if you take a standard role of toiler paper and try sticking your boner in there. if can't fit(and believe me, with those cardboard edges you do not want to try jamming it in) then you should go for a bigger condom.
that said, as far as brands go, there are a bunch of good ones out there. I like Four Seasons: Naked Larger. They're made in australia and nice and thin but still super strong. My brother has suggested Kimono brand to me and i'm told they're great but have never tried them.
Your best bet is to find a sex store that you aren't creeped out by. Go in there and ask, they usually have a huge selection. Also, the women in sex stores are usually more helpful about it from what i've experienced.
Thanks.
except, I find it cuter than most I've seen.
Above average cuteness
Ladies.
You glue pokemon to it or some shit?
Painted some dolphins on it?
When you orgasm it makes little kitten noises?
Satans..... hints.....
trust me
Satans..... hints.....
yesssssss. I win again. First a butt compliment, now this.
me - 2
you - 0.
Alternate post: you can make it up to me
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I'd like to make it expressly clear that:
a) she wasn't talking about me, she's never seen the goods
b) yes, she's a total slut
c) that doesn't mean it's wrong
d) that doesn't mean I went there
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2008/01/sexdrive_0104
It would be interesting to watch, at least
I do have a pack of Magnums sitting in my dresser.
he'll never learn
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he's not worried though since he's already got most of them
edit: I'm not saying you're dumb bedlam, I'm saying shibby's too dumb/awful to learn/give a shit
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i laughed so hard at this i started coughing and now i can't breathe
you're going to stab the hooker to death anyway