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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah seriously Shibby

    She probably wouldn't even notice until at least the third trimester because she's so fat

    And by then you'll have left her on the curb for some time

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I get myself checked after every new girl I've been with. I've yet to receive an STD from one of them

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    wow

    just...wow

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Wow that I'm STD free?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hahaha

    that shit just makes me feel dirty

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the only time I haven't liked using a condom was when the spermicide backed up into my urethra and burned the ever-loving shit out of my dick.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    well your mistake was using spermacide

    spermacide is evil

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I couldn't find the unlubicrated ones, so I just grabbed whatever. It was not good times, let me tell you.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have never had a problem with spermicidal condoms. Though, I always have to pee after I have sex.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I have never had a problem with spermicidal condoms. Though, I always have to pee after I have sex.
    Pretty sure every dude has to pee within 10 minutes after sex.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The best was using a glow in the dark condom and making lightsaber noises.

    The novelty wore off after the first time though, and then I just had a bunch of thick, tight, uncomfortable rubbers.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah, i'm running into the same problem.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    The best was using a glow in the dark condom and making lightsaber noises.

    The novelty wore off after the first time though, and then I just had a bunch of thick, tight, uncomfortable rubbers.

    A Fucking +

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey Futore

    thanks for making me want to try and stick my dick in a toilet roll tube

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Coincidentally, my girlfriend and I had an argument about whether or not I would fit into a toilet paper roll.

    I had a paper towel roll around, and it fit.

    If halfway and full of pain counts as fitting.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    thanks so much for sharing

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    any time.

    If you want to see pictures just ask.

    EDIT: no i don't actually have pictures

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    itt se++ers become stuck in toilet paper rolls or suddenly feel inadequate

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    stuck my ass

    that thing ain't gonna fit, it's pretty apparent, i ain't forcing it

    :winky:

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Plus you could just watch baseball or something for five minutes and you won't be stuck anymore

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ooh.

    Look at the way he grips that bat.

    Oooh it gives me goosebumps.

    I'd let that pitcher give me a slider.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm not even aroused

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have never had a problem with spermicidal condoms. Though, I always have to pee after I have sex.
    Pretty sure every dude has to pee within 10 minutes after sex.

    Really? I've never heard anyone else mention that before.

    Does everyone have weird smelling fungus growing on their balls too?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    nah, just shibby

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    all y'all actin' like you've never tried to fuck a toilet paper tube before

    (never could get it to fit)

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    i cut the tube in half and tried to make a dick sandwich and it still wouldn't fit

    although i just got off the phone with subway and now i'm a millionaire

    they're going to introduce a new 'orikae's dick' size that's like the super-size of subway

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's like the $5 footlong
    but smaller
    and cheaper

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    my dick's okay, I guess

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    SE++ All Stars Dick Sandwiches

    Try them all!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    i was tellin' my girlfriend about that the other day and she was like O_o

    i mean there are some size queens of both genders, to be sure, but i really doubt they're the majority

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    I DON'T OBSESS OKAY I DO SOME OTHER THINGS TOO

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i would count crying about it as obsessing

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi is the marie antoinette of size queens

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    THINKING ABOUT BIG DICKS WHILE I DO MY CHORES DOESN'T COUNT AS OBSESSING

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Let them eat cock.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    <3 chico

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's a little known fact that marie antoinette never explicitly said the let them eat cake thing









    it sounded more like "schlorp schlorp hurm hrum schlorp schlorp"

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm sorry I couldn't hear her over the sound of her execution.

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