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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Let them eat cock.

    Well, you can have your cock.

    And eat it too.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it's a little known fact that marie antoinette never explicitly said the let them eat cake thing









    it sounded more like "schlorp schlorp hurm hrum schlorp schlorp"

    yeah, my girlfriend is always on my case about it when i make marie antoinette jokes

    oh well

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    history must be preserved without bias






    marie antoinette had rude titties

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I just woke up. I'm really happy with what I've started.

    You're all welcome.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?

    dick pushups

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    damn, just heard some shit news
    my nephew's dog just died today, got hit by a car
    and today is my nephew's 9th birthday

    talk about shit luck

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?
    that's exactly it though

    some are born more gifted than others

    forever

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2008
    you can cut your dick open and put a roll of dimes in there

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i usually just carry them in my coin purse, but i always have wanted to hold them in roll form

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dimes? they're too small, they'll rattle

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You know what would be a pretty sweet party trick?

    Flipping a coin with your boner.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    SILVER DOLLARS

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    You know what would be a pretty sweet party trick?

    Flipping a coin with your boner.

    great drinking game

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?

    There are penis enhancement surgeries.

    They are incredibly expensive, numb everything, and don't really work.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PENIS PUMP

    LIKE A BALLOON

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There are those who insert bb pellets just under the skin so that they have a built in "ribbed for her pleasure."
    I'm not entirely sure why I know this...

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?

    There are penis enhancement surgeries.

    They are incredibly expensive, numb everything, and don't really work.

    Well I'm glad it was you and not me

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is some pretty terminally gay shit in here guys

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    it's pretty funny how much dudes obsess over dick size.

    well it's either that or compare guns

    at least you can improve the size of your guns, if we're talking about biceps

    dicks you can't do nothin about so why even fret it?

    There are penis enhancement surgeries.

    They are incredibly expensive, numb everything, and don't really work.

    Well I'm glad it was you and not me

    I did it for you

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    But regards to the other thread, yes I would and have considered it for years.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gross, dude.

    Gross.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I've only met her twice, and the first time I in hormone raging stage in my life. She touched my dick accidentally while in the pool and it sent me out of my mind. I haven't seen her for at least five years. Maybe things have changed since the last time I saw her

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ladies and gentlemen

    shibby

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wasn't aware you were out of the raging hormone stage yet.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm pretty sure my hormones are still raging strong. but the start is the worst part.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    this is some pretty terminally gay shit in here guys
    Wubblywoo business as usual.

    Bedlam on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen

    shibby
    I'd have sex with just about any vagina.

    I promote what I do.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    how hard would you fuck your mother?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    That would come into the - part of just about anyone. As does my Grandmothers.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah, I bet you would just come into your grandmothers parts.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Thats my only female cousin. Well, I have an ugly and fat one as well, but the one I'm talking about banging is cute as hell. And a missionary. So if I could bang her I feel like I'd be doing my part in corrupting the world.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    maybe you can go on a mission trip with her

    the mission will be buttsex

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cardboard tube gets stuck 2/3rds the way down

    should I get larger?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    maybe you can go on a mission trip with her

    the mission will be buttsex
    Go on a Missionary trip to Africa with her, thats just asking for an incest baby that has AIDS.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    at the very least malaria

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh shibby

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That's our Shibby!

    *cue laugh track*

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    *Takes a bow*

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Shibby did you just commit incest again?

    *Cue me chasing Shibby around while Yakity Sax is playing in the background*

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