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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby have you read a song of ice and fire
    I have not.
    oh you'd love it

    mucho incest

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    shibby have you read a song of ice and fire
    I have not.
    oh you'd love it

    mucho incest

    faricazy have I told you how much I love you

    because I do

    A song of ice and fire is basically my favorite book series ever

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby check out the Sword of Truth series

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The button on my pyjama bottoms popped off!

    I can't close the door to my wanger hanger!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    who the hell spells it "pyjama"?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pure and strong Englishmen.

    And some Canadians.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CANADIANS!
    YEAH!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Pure and strong Englishmen.
    the kind that are into mutual gay masturbation?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Everyone is into mutual gay masturbation.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    but not with everyone.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    but not with everyone.

    Well, I don't know about you...

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    you know whats sad? I've had porn open in another tab all morning, but I just don't have the will to spank it at the moment.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    you know whats sad? I've had porn open in another tab all morning, but I just don't have the will to spank it at the moment.

    Truly, I have never heard a sadder tale

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    My morning routine is have a cig, pee, spank, and poo. For some reason, I just don't feel like masturbating at the moment, it kind of worries me to be honest.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    My morning routine is have a cig, pee, spank, and poo. For some reason, I just don't feel like masturbating at the moment, it kind of worries me to be honest.

    sounds like cancer

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Cancer wouldn't stop me. Maybe it's because I whacked off something like six time yesterday.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You need a girlfriend, Shib.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Six times, damn.

    Thats more than a monthly total for me.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    You need a girlfriend, Shib.
    whats funny is, when I get a girlfriend, I won't jerk off until after we have sex for the first time. I just kind of save everything for her for that first time.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Six times, damn.

    Thats more than a monthly total for me.
    I think my daily record is ten.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    You need a girlfriend, Shib.
    whats funny is, when I get a girlfriend, I won't jerk off until after we have sex for the first time. I just kind of save everything for her for that first time.

    the best, messiest ten seconds of her life

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    You need a girlfriend, Shib.
    whats funny is, when I get a girlfriend, I won't jerk off until after we have sex for the first time. I just kind of save everything for her for that first time.

    the best, messiest ten seconds of her life
    I'm ready to go again pretty quickly afterwards.

    Also, even I have a girlfriend I tend to wank anyway. Which for some reason gets on their nerves a bit.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i don't see why that would bother anyone unless you were spanking it like, in the kitchen during breakfast

    it's not as if you're cheating, people just have different sex drives

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    three a day is not unusual for me when i'm home all day

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    christ doesn't your dick hurt

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    why would it

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i don't see why that would bother anyone unless you were spanking it like, in the kitchen during breakfast

    clearly you don't know shibby

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    You need a girlfriend, Shib.
    whats funny is, when I get a girlfriend, I won't jerk off until after we have sex for the first time. I just kind of save everything for her for that first time.

    the best, messiest ten seconds of her life

    that would be a pretty pathetic life

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i have to work it about once every three days if i want to prevent weird dreams where i'm floating in a sea of breasts and lotus flowers

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have to say right now that I fucking love my fiancee. That is all.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this whole lube thing is pretty inconvenient, i gotta say

    impromptu wanking was a lot easier before i got cut

    i've been using hand lotion. maybe i should try ky or something. either way, messy business.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i don't see why that would bother anyone unless you were spanking it like, in the kitchen during breakfast

    it's not as if you're cheating, people just have different sex drives
    The whole thing is they know when I have done it earlier in the day. It takes me so much longer to have an orgasm during sex if I masturbated earlier in the day, and they often comment on it. About an hour in they go, 'are you going to cum?' I just tell them I don't know. Which leads to the question and I just kinda mumble yeah.

    Most times when this happens I don't get off. So, it's a double-edged sword.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i don't see why that would bother anyone unless you were spanking it like, in the kitchen during breakfast

    clearly you don't know shibby
    I've ever jerked off in a kitchen.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "are you gonna rape me?"

    "i just don't know."

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    don't bring up my last girlfriend. She always responded after sex if I liked raping her, followed by a 'Daddy'. Weird in itself, but not the worst part. She would complain about me talking dirty to her during sex to my friends. But she would always say I raped her and call me daddy afterwards.

    I'm just o_O

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shibby i didn't bring up anyone

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    It just reminded me a lot of her

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i feel unclean

    time for a shower

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