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PG-PORN (NSF SEX)

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    How 'bout that Carmella Bing

    pretty rude tits I tell you what

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Carmella Bing has rude titties

    but Gianna has the rudest

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    not as rude as minka's

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    eeew

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    like big plastic hot air balloons

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I want Kipper to do more work for Sean Cody :(

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh god I remember I saw a minka video that I got off the Kazaa network in like... 2003.

    It hurt my dick and took years off my life.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    I hit the rapidshare download cap yesterday

    I didn't even know there was one

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    like...for a day?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh god I remember I saw a minka video that I got off the Kazaa network in like... 2003.

    It hurt my dick and took years off my life.

    oh, god

    if that was the worst thing you found on kazaa.....

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Has anyone seen the make porn work safe animated video yet?

    (while we're talking porn)

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i saw this one german cartoon with a bunch of tiny gnomes crawling all over this woman and molesting her in her sleep and they have these gigantic cocks that are like as big as the rest of them is

    totally hilarioius, haven't been able to find it since the one time

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    like...for a day?

    for a day.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember I found a video of a hot dude dressed fireman jerking off on kazaa once and that was like my first porn and i jerked off so many times to it

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    First porn....first porn....ummm....magazine I found in the woods

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    whoah

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    some pictures of nekkid ladies my teenage neighbor showed me

    ah, back when seeing tits in print was entertaining

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    okay done

    god...this is

    awful

    i guess it's okay for like 20 minutes of work

    uploading

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I can't remember if it was on these forums or not, but there is a disturbing amount of people that have randomly found porn in the woods.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have never found porn in the woods. I'm kinda glad about that, honestly.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    oh fuck only the drums rendered

    what the fuck cubase i hate you

    i just fucking killed the master copy too

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    excuses, excuses

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    excuses excuses

    you are just too ashamed



    suck a dick oden

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=64711&highlight=porn+woods


    BAM! I knew it was here. Yes, I used Porn and Woods as my search terms.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    belladonna and sasha gray are very very naughty girls that do anything for money

    and I love them for it

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    belladonna and sasha gray are very very naughty girls that do anything for money

    and I love them for it

    In some ways I agree with you but some of the shit Belladonna does doesn't seem like anything anyone would ever want to pay for.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belladonna is not particularly attractive and has a gap in her teeth that makes her look hickish.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    she's got a killer body though and is very flexible :winky:

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Whenever I see Belladonna my mind automatically screams "crackwhore"

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm tired of porno where it's one chick doing as many different things to as many different cocks fit on camera, one girl takes two dicks in her butt, a girl covers herself in paint and gets fucked by an amputee midget who writes WHORE on her forehead with a poopstick he squeezed out right when he came, a pregnant chick with an eyepatch fucking a rocking horse and a mango, or two middle-aged bull dykes eating cake out of each other's pussies while watching Sophie's Choice.

    Sometimes it seems like it's impossible to find porno where it's just two or three people havin' regular no-frills crazy buttsex.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Finding porn in stockrooms is worse then finding it out in the woods.

    edit: In non-porn store stockrooms.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    no it's pretty easy shorty

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Out in the woods behind our trailer park I found a little hut/tent/treefort thing with like three rooms in it. It was pretty cool. In the last room there was an old sleeping bag and a stack of 70-80's porn magazines.


    Also some toilet paper

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm tired of porno where it's one chick doing as many different things to as many different cocks fit on camera, one girl takes two dicks in her butt, a girl covers herself in paint and gets fucked by an amputee midget who writes WHORE on her forehead with a poopstick he squeezed out right when he came, a pregnant chick with an eyepatch fucking a rocking horse and a mango, or two middle-aged bull dykes eating cake out of each other's pussies while watching Sophie's Choice.

    I skimmed over this at first glance and thought this was all happening at once. I'm pretty sure that's Oscar-worthy.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty sure it's been done already

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember watching a porno of just some standard missionary sex.

    Honestly it was pretty hot. It was very intense, very passionate. They weren't fucking in such a way to get the best moneyshots, he didn't pull out and cum on in her eyes and up her nose. It was also sort of refreshing.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can only watch lesbian and male female softcore porn now, because it seemed like all the male female stuff was excessively violent and angry. Also, I was tired of everything ending with a facial.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's amusing how many people here started with accidental "found" porn.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I used to hide all my porn in the woods, but it kept going missing.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    MMF bisexual porn is great too

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