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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember watching a porno of just some standard missionary sex.

    Honestly it was pretty hot. It was very intense, very passionate. They weren't fucking in such a way to get the best moneyshots, he didn't pull out and cum on in her eyes and up her nose. It was also sort of refreshing.

    This kind of thing really is hard to find anywhere outside of amateur sites. Real pornstars are like barflies; it's something that is fun and zesty for anyone else, but they're there to do a job. Either that or they're so over-the-top that it's really just a parody of itself.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    It's amusing how many people here started with accidental "found" porn.

    I stumbled onto porn by reading romance novels when I was 8

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My first encounter with porn was when I found a copy of Esquire downstairs, and it just so happened to feature a couple pictures of a naked woman in it.

    I was like "so thats what boobs look like when they aren't under clothes."

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    look guys, do you know what bittorent is

    it's not hard to find sites entirely dedicated to porn, that are also free, and using bittorent

    if you want amateur crap, or whatever else of the bazillion categories available there, just go get it

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    I remember watching a porno of just some standard missionary sex.

    Honestly it was pretty hot. It was very intense, very passionate. They weren't fucking in such a way to get the best moneyshots, he didn't pull out and cum on in her eyes and up her nose. It was also sort of refreshing.

    This kind of thing really is hard to find anywhere outside of amateur sites. Real pornstars are like barflies; it's something that is fun and zesty for anyone else, but they're there to do a job. Either that or they're so over-the-top that it's really just a parody of itself.

    Amateur gay porn sometimes has this

    Like they're still doing all the positions but you can tell they're actually into each other some too instead of just doing it for the money

    Or at least they're just better at pretending

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm not a big fan of James Gunn so I am reserving judgment until I actually, you know, see something, I guess.


    Although Jenna Fischer fucked him, so he can't be that bad.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man you guys make me feel like a perv for liking a pornstar like Gianna.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bongi, as a gayperson, do you dislike "gay for pay" porn actors?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The first porno I ever watched was some British shit with two dudes and a chick. One guy fucked her and came all over her belly, then looked at his watch and said, "Oi, look at the time! Cheerio, luv!"

    Then he pulled up his swimming trunks and left the room.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    wait wait

    i know what this is

    this is the "In Like Flint" of our day
    maybe 20 years from now they will spoof, spoof porn like Austin Powers did.

    Everyone is gonna hate porn in 20 years

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man you guys make me feel like a perv for liking a pornstar like Gianna.

    She has a pretty awesome body, man.

    And she's energetic.

    There is nothing not to like about her.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man you guys make me feel like a perv for liking a pornstar like Gianna.

    I like her too, dude. That's a woman who likes her job a whole lot.

    I saw this one amateur porno where she and Sara Jay went to a signing and wound up fucking this dude who was waiting in line two hours before the sex shop opened up.

    Talk about Right Place, Right Time.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    On the subject of nasty pornstars: Ava Devine. Eugh.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    On the subject of nasty pornstars: Ava Devine. Eugh.

    Yeah.

    Daphne Rosen is much more attractive before she takes her clothes off.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i bet moriveth could figure porn star names like matt damon from good will hunting

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I always find these conversations fascinating. Like watching NASCAR mechanics talking about engines. I know enough to follow the conversation, but fuck me if I know what they're talking about.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Gianna is neat for her enthusiasm, which is VERY welcome after watching the vapid "professional" crap out there.

    Personality makes a big difference everywhere.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Bongi, as a gayperson, do you dislike "gay for pay" porn actors?

    It depends whether you can tell

    Some are terrible, and obviously aren't into it, and then it's about as arousing as a dead badger

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If I had seen that movie I would probably get that reference.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The people involved not enjoying it is a buzz-kill for me.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    I always find these conversations fascinating. Like watching NASCAR mechanics talking about engines. I know enough to follow the conversation, but fuck me if I know what they're talking about.

    I jus' don't understand what's wrong with the fella, he pulls the dipstick out and sticks it right in the carburetor and for the some reason the car is still purrin' along at 700HP and then it's like it's practically begging to have a cross pipe installed in it's undercarriage.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Bongi, as a gayperson, do you dislike "gay for pay" porn actors?

    It depends whether you can tell

    Some are terrible, and obviously aren't into it, and then it's about as arousing as a dead badger

    oh shit keep going I'm almost there

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I always find these conversations fascinating. Like watching NASCAR mechanics talking about engines. I know enough to follow the conversation, but fuck me if I know what they're talking about.

    I jus' don't understand what's wrong with the fella, he pulls the dipstick out and sticks it right in the carburetor and for the some reason the car is still purrin' along at 700HP and then it's like it's practically begging to have a cross pipe installed in it's undercarriage.

    Needs more torque.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Porno blooper videos are pretty funny.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2008
    You guys know a lot more about porn than I do

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Porno blooper videos are pretty funny.

    Like when a dick fractures on her tailbone?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I know far too much about porn. I blame having a fiancee thousands of miles away, which keeps my mind in "damn I wish I was having sex right now" mode.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I blame Redeemer for introducing me to porn

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I blame my penis.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i blame scrambly channels

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    It's amusing how many people here started with accidental "found" porn.

    I stumbled onto porn by reading romance novels when I was 8

    gotcha beat

    I saw Starship Troopers when I was 7, got turned on by the sex scene and typed "sex" into Alta Vista or something

    cue late night porn addiction lasting for way longer than I'd like to admit

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    It's amusing how many people here started with accidental "found" porn.

    I stumbled onto porn by reading romance novels when I was 8

    gotcha beat

    I saw Starship Troopers when I was 7, got turned on by the sex scene and typed "sex" into Alta Vista or something

    cue late night porn addiction lasting for way longer than I'd like to admit

    Dog eared copy of Valley of the Horses kept me up many a night.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was regularly jerking off within three months of that event

    no, no semen came out

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, this thread is getting too creepy to talk about porn.

    And that is bad.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hey Mori who's your favourite indie porn star

    also not enough people know Stoya and this must be remedied

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The fuck is indie porn?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you know

    the sorta non-mainstream actresses who haven't been in as much as your Giannas or Belladonnas.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, this thread is getting too creepy to talk about porn.

    And that is bad.

    I blame whoever mentioned lesbians

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Uh shit I dunno the porn I like is fairly mainstream

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stoya is one of those girls who's almost too pretty for porn.

    But that didn't stop her.

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