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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
if you were locked in a 1st grade classroom with an infinite number of first graders constantly coming in and baying for your blood, how many could you kill before they overpowered you
you're allowed to use any implements found in a standard 1st grade classroom
i'd use that flagpole that usually has a sharp end for some reasons. also i'd throw apples and chairs, i guess. probably wouldn't kill many with this strategy. impaling them would take a while since i'd have to take it out, and it isn't very sharp.
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
First graders don't really have a great deal of damage potential. Teeth and nails is about it. They don't have enough weight for punching, kicking, or even stomping to phase an adult unless they get a really sensitive bit.
Do we have any time for preparation? I mean, if you could stack up a couple of piles of desks and wedge them together so they can only come at you through a narrow aisle, a good pair of boots should let you kick in heads until you succumb to exhaustion. Padding your crotch with fabric and duct tape would probably be a smart move, though.
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I agree, we're almost done with classes now so we should be free quite soon.
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I'll have to see if I can work it.
These guys really PVP IRL
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he'd do it humanely and without too much fuss, like a proper gentleman
plus he has machinist's tools
Like
Hit you with a car that's on fire or something
he would know how to make even the CSI guys vomit their guts out upon seeing it all
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but this one outranks all of them
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nicely done
I'd like to think Pony would be the forumer to kill me
He'd do it calmly and efficiently without any fuss
It would be a good death
AA++ would read again
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I honestly wasn't sure how that was gonna turn out
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but it seems kinda related
if you were locked in a 1st grade classroom with an infinite number of first graders constantly coming in and baying for your blood, how many could you kill before they overpowered you
you're allowed to use any implements found in a standard 1st grade classroom
why exactly have these children gone rogue in the first place?
we've been without it for too long
make it so Rane
own our fucking faces off
so busy
busy busy busy busy
also the game is on I am too busy
you're typing things
but all I can read is ABLOOBLOO I'M AFRAID KNOB WILL KICK MY ASS ABLOO I'M TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING
hes so badass
Do we have any time for preparation? I mean, if you could stack up a couple of piles of desks and wedge them together so they can only come at you through a narrow aisle, a good pair of boots should let you kick in heads until you succumb to exhaustion. Padding your crotch with fabric and duct tape would probably be a smart move, though.