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[Mini-phalla] Dystopia; V for Victory (Anarchists win!)

BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Critical Failures
It is a dark and stormy night in Britain, and the clocks have just struck 13.

The year is 2027, and throughout the past two decades terrorism became increasingly common world-wide. Almost by necessity, our leaders had to restrict our civil liberties more and more, for our ultimate protection. The rising political star in Britain was born as ‘Norsefire’, but by this point has merely become known as ‘The Party’. The Party that protects you. The Party that keeps your family safe. The Party of Big Brother, and Father. Always repeating its mantra;

WAR IS PEACE
SLAVERY IS FREEDOM
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


The Party rules Britain with an iron fist, and society is thankful for it. Under the Party’s rule, unorthodox thinking and excess emotionality have been outlawed; hundreds of sense-offenders and thought-criminals are executed daily, and thousands of works of art and literature burned. There is no space for emotionality in the Party. Thanks to the invention of drugs such as Soma and Prozium, the proles are indoctrinated into the unfeeling reality of modern-day Britain. For those who still resist the love of Big Brother and Father, the love of the Grammaton Clerics descends upon them. Where the Grammaton Clerics and Secret Police take offenders is classified, but the public are to be assured that since no-one ever comes back from it, it must be akin to paradise.

The two branches of the Party – the half dedicated to Big Brother, and the half dedicated to Father – have become increasingly isolated from each other, although the public is to be assured that this is a sign of Big Brother and Father expressing their love for one another.

There is no dis-satisfaction with the current state of affairs in Britain. There are none who would wish to rebel against the Party.

Or are there?

In the streets of London, the underground is about to rise.


This is a phalla for 21 players.

What’s a phalla?

A game based on the party game Mafia. Check this thread for more info on the basic rules.

General Rules

Same as normal; no direct quoting of any parts of your PM (including linking any images). You may not communicate with any dead players regarding the phalla, and you must send me the link to any proboards you may or may not set up.

!Sign up like so. Any colour will do. Except for pink. The Party disapproves of pink.

Vote in red each night for a player that you wish to send to Room 101; retractions are not necessary. If you wish, instead of voting for a player you may !abstain.

This will be a multi-faction phalla. There may be a few surprises along the way, or there may not be.

The order of actions shall be;

Vote > Manipulative abilities > Defensive abilities > Offensive abilities

Clarifications


Any clarifications may be asked in orange, and will be re-posted here for ease of viewing.
Burnage wrote: »
Day One Will End at 11.59pm on October 1st, GMT+1. That's 3.59pm, PST.
Burnage wrote: »
I do not mind at all if allied players quote their role PMs to one another.



Player List
1: Rainfall
2: thetheroo - John Preston, Democrat, Rogue Grammaton Cleric - ventilated by a vicious villain and executed by a rival Grammaton Cleric
3: Wildcat
4: Sheep Have Wool - Adam Susan, Paternal Fascist, High Chancellor - hit by missiles
5: TheLawinator - Alex DeLarge, Anarchist, Droog - vanquished by a vindictive vaudevillian
6: Bob Cesca
7: visiblehowl - Harrison Bergeron, Fraternal Fascist, Extremely Underhandicapped - violated by a vermillion voulge
8: Ryadic - I-330, Democrat, Rebel - Sent to Room 101
9: Maximus - Jill Layton, Democrat, Rebel - sent to Room 101
10: Warban - Offred, Democrat, Handmaiden - sent to room 101
11: weatheredclown - Vice Counsel DuPont, Paternal Fascist, Father - killed by bombing and a half-tonne of Hot Pockets being dropped on them
12: Goose!
13: grundlterror - Julia, Fraternal Fascist, Member of the Minipax - killed by a bit of the old in and out
14: Dyvion - Sam Lowry, Democrat, ex-Party Member - sent to Room 101
15: JustPlainPavek
16: CrownAxe - Evey Hammond, Anarchist, Terrorist Disciple - house bombed
17: The_reflection - D-503, Democrat, Mathematician - house bombed
18: El Skid - Lenina Crowne, Fraternal Fascist, Beta-Minus Female - executed by the Tetragrammaton
19: Arasaki - Harry Tuttle, Anarchist, Legendary Repairman - sent to Room 101
20: crimsoncoyote - Guy Montag, Democrat, Fireman - killed by a weakness to inactivity fire
21: Rend

Daily Reports
Night One Report
Night Two Report
Night Three Report
Night Four Report
Night Five Report

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign up

    BURNAGE RETURNS!

    Rainfall on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    2+2=5?

    Thetheroo on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    2+2=5?

    How can you know what shirt I'm wearing?

    D:

    Rainfall on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !I will take my dosage today.

    Wildcat on
  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign upppppp

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    First mini I've done in awhile.

    visiblehowl on
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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sign up

    Ryadic on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll reserve up

    crimsoncoyote on
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phalla Phalla Phalla Phalla Phalla Phalla Phalla Phalla*
    That's Phallanese for Sign Up

    Maximus on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MAXIMUUUUUSSSSSS!

    Thetheroo on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up

    !I DONT THINK SO SISTER!

    !Signup

    Edit: oooo its not that sort of Dystopia :(, Sign up anyway.

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !signup

    weatheredclown on
    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    !Volunteer for occupation in the Ministry of Truth.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    warban wrote: »
    Edit: oooo its not that sort of Dystopia :(, Sign up anyway.

    I am genuinely intrigued as to what Dystopia you meant. :P

    Burnage on
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    A modern one.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    THETHEROO!!!

    Maximus on
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Maximus, cease your trivial babblings immedietly, if you must level accusations without any reason, do so in written NewSpeak.

    Also, do it so that the text is visible by a person who's head is level with the exact center of your brand new vidscreen.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    [color=lime!Sign up[/color]

    Goose! on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    What are you doing citizen?

    Step back, now.

    Get back.

    I will not warn you again, correct your error or be expunged as all traitors should be.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up biatches!

    Grundlterror on
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  • DyvionDyvion Baking in AZRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign Up get!

    Dyvion on
    Steam: No Safety In Life
    Magic Online: Dyvion -- Eternal: Dyvion+9393 -- Hex: FortyTwo
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    warban wrote: »
    Edit: oooo its not that sort of Dystopia :(, Sign up anyway.

    I am genuinely intrigued as to what Dystopia you meant. :P

    http://www.dystopia-game.com/


    Dystopia is a cyberpunk themed total conversion of Half Life 2, created by an amature development team and released to the public for free.
    Dystopia places the player into tense combat situations in a high tech world spanned by computer networks. As either Punk Mercenaries or Corporate
    Security Forces the player will fight through the physical world to gain access, via jack-in terminals, to cyberspace.

    Cyberspace is a three dimensional representation of the world's network. Inside cyberspace players will launch programs to hack into systems linked to
    the physical world while fighting off enemy hackers and defending critical systems. Gameplay progresses through inter-linked physical and cyberspace
    objectives, some are completed in either the physical world or cyberspace, others only by a well timed combination of the two.

    Whether the player is a heavily augmented combat mercenary armed to the teeth with the latest in firepower, or a twitch reflex cyberdecker racing to
    infiltrate a cyberspace node; they'll be immersed in an action packed battle. Only through skillful use of the high tech arsenal we're making available
    and intelligent team play will players truly jack-in and kick ass.

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No cyber-punk here chaps. Steam-punk, maybe.

    Burnage on
  • JustPlainPavekJustPlainPavek Registered User
    edited September 2008
    All loyal citizens must !signup

    JustPlainPavek on
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !signup

    CrownAxe on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is this going to be like that phallanoia game?

    Monkeyfeet on
    sig1.jpg
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I accuse both Dyvion and Goose! of being thoughtcriminals!

    Look at their deviations in behaviour, no right-thinking Party Member would ever do such a thing!

    Crownaxe is also dangerously incompetant, look at his lack of motivation.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What is this "Reserve A" business?

    Fight the machine.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if there is room sign up

    if not, a strong reserve then

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What is this "Reserve A" business?

    Fight the machine.

    You are not a number.

    This isn't really like Phallanoia, but YMMV.

    Burnage on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    What is this "Reserve A" business?

    Fight the machine.

    You are not a number.

    This isn't really like Phallanoia, but YMMV.

    HAH! I'm better than all y'all! :P

    crimsoncoyote on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    What is this "Reserve A" business?

    Fight the machine.

    You are not a number.

    This isn't really like Phallanoia, but YMMV.

    HAH! I'm better than all y'all! :P

    You did want to be a reserve, right? :P

    Burnage on
  • DyvionDyvion Baking in AZRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I accuse both Dyvion and Goose! of being thoughtcriminals!

    Look at their deviations in behaviour, no right-thinking Party Member would ever do such a thing!

    Crownaxe is also dangerously incompetant, look at his lack of motivation.

    I deny ever having a thought!

    Dyvion on
    Steam: No Safety In Life
    Magic Online: Dyvion -- Eternal: Dyvion+9393 -- Hex: FortyTwo
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I sign up- What could possibly go wrong?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    I sign up- What could possibly go wrong?

    what have you done?

    BobCesca on
  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !sign up?

    Arasaki on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    What is this "Reserve A" business?

    Fight the machine.

    You are not a number.

    This isn't really like Phallanoia, but YMMV.

    HAH! I'm better than all y'all! :P

    You did want to be a reserve, right? :P

    Shh, yes.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No, no! Am I too late?

    Sign up!

    Rend on
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