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Look, America

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited June 2023 in Social Entropy++
Satan in his many forms has existed not only as an idea, but as a tangible being that everyone from Jesus to Keanu Reeves has met.

People got it all wrong. Satan has done more good for this world than White Christian God ever did.

Macaroni and Cheese? That was White Christian God's idea.

Slavery? White Christian God, son.

Who brought you metal? Satan, that's who. Who you think taught you to smoke trees?

Capitalism?

That's our boy, Satan.

Look, America. White Christian God got Jim Caviezel.

Satan got Pacino.

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America, tell me bout that Satan.

Addendum: We will allow discussion of THE GREAT SATAN

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    And now you know that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »

    Macaroni and Cheese? That was White Christian God's idea.

    kraft dinner ain't bad, dude

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I hear that there Obama is satan

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was going to say; kraft dinner is pretty tasty, particularly for a 'budget' food item.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    From what I know, Monty Burns schedules tea with The Dark Prince.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Satan is a rockin' dude. I, for one, can't wait to have a conversation with him once I'm banished to the burning pits of Hell for all eternity.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    He's handy in a fight.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I skimmed over the first post and I thought pacino had died and I was D: face for a minute

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    666 sacrifice newborns erry day
    Seriously though Hell is a bitchin' place
    I really look forward to spending eternity being sodomized by a goat with a razor-edged penis

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that is a lot of simultaneous defense for kraft dinner

    where you at, white christian god

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the best ever death metal band out of denton
    will in time both outpace and outlive you
    HAIL SATAN

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Anjin I think you made a grievous error in listing macaroni and cheese as a negative factor

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seriously I love me some mac & cheese

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I mean really, when you come down to it, does God have a badass metal anthem like this one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvL5g-KmJhU

    Yeah, I didn't fucking think so.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Anjin I think you made a grievous error in listing macaroni and cheese as a negative factor

    man i might have but did i?

    let's solve this mystery

    AM I EATING IT RIGHT NOW?

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If God made box macaroni & cheese, that pretty much proves that Satan is better.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i support this thread

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
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    He's handy in a fight.

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    Ever since playing them, I've always pictured Satan like old mister D.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love mac n cheese.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mac & cheese supporters stage a page 1 thread hijack

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian if you cannot decide between Sufjan and Slayer in less than a minute I think you should just go home.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    satan brought us:
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    but god brought us:
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    shit, so conflicted

    i want you to sit down and assess your life for a second

    you are actually weighing that guy against slayer

    SLAYER

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    YES YOU ARE FUCKED
    SHIT OUT OF LUCK
    NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    mac & cheese supporters stage a page 1 thread hijack

    BITCH PLEASE

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    spirals are the best mac and cheese

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the other day I watched a documentary about Satan

    it was very informative

    he took the form of a snake, you know

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    YES YOU ARE FUCKED
    SHIT OUT OF LUCK
    NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
    I actually just got done watching that movie. If Dave Grohl turns out to be the devil for real, I will convert to Satanism in a heartbeat.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    look man all I'm saying is that I was totally ready to get behind you and then you threw in this mac and cheese business

    I can't agree with someone that says mac and cheese is not totally metal

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i was with you until you slighted my favorite pasta besides spaghetti. you shall die now, prepare yourself!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    i was with you until you slighted my favorite pasta besides spaghetti. you shall die now, prepare yourself!

    hey son i'm just saying you might not want to step as a certain someone may or may not have engaged in a faustian pact

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    YES YOU ARE FUCKED
    SHIT OUT OF LUCK
    NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
    I actually just got done watching that movie. If Dave Grohl turns out to be the devil for real, I will convert to Satanism in a heartbeat.

    The fact that Dave Grohl plays the devil in that movie and in the Tribute video is amazing
    I have converted already
    Dave Grohl Satan can sodomize me any day
    Alternately

    I'M THE DEVIL
    I LOVE METAL

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man I love mac and cheese

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think it's possible that you just made a mistake, Anjin


    since so many of us here would clearly sell our souls for a delicious helping of mac & cheese, isn't it possible that you just categorized it incorrectly?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I mean really, when you come down to it, does God have a badass metal anthem like this one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvL5g-KmJhU

    Yeah, I didn't fucking think so.

    Actually,

    He has a couple.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    This is satan in the twilight zone.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    No, he is right, Mac & Cheese was made by God, and is full of his light.

    As such I am announcing the formation of "The Holy Knight of Macaroni and Cheese" together we shall stave off the darkness using the power of dairy, noodle, and sometimes bits of ham!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
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    FUUUUCK YOOOOUUU

    I was gonna post that dude.

    Oh well, here's him on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOQhVu1I0aU&feature=related

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