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OMG OK Cupid can go to hell...

kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated foraRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
I just put my toe in there for the first time tonight...WTF. I'm sure there are plenty of pleasant, well-adjusted people on there, who spend their time being horrified by the messages of the other 80% of the site. I consider myself freaky-deaky enough, but like every third posting is some poly nutjob (invariably a terrible fatty) or a couple seeking women or couples to 'experiment' with.

All that is fine as far as it goes, but the overall level of narcissism and failed attempts at a deviant lifestyle (just go to a munch for crissakes) makes me think of it as a friendster-era social networking site than a dating site. Of course, if someone sends me a msg, it will be the best thing ever.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    OMG!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ya know, a few months back a good majority of this forum made OK Cupid profiles.

    Pretty much, yeah all insane weirdos.

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  • Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    OMG

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Uh, wait what?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    zOMG

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Posting in a craigslist thread

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    lol does this thread constitute trolling then? I mean, -I- made a profile, and will be checking up on it. is there an index of people's profiles??

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute now

    you were freaked out by the weirdos at okcupid and your response was to post here?

    ahahhaahahha

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  • Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    neville wrote: »
    zOMG

    Lolz

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    how freaky-deaky is freaky-deaky enough?

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you put your toe where?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    for crissakes

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i don't know what this guy is on about but that sig's compression is really really bothering me

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm not familiar with this anime.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't put your toe anywhere you wouldn't put your penis, I say.

    Would you put your penis on the internet?

    I think not.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    tony_important wrote: »
    you put your toe where?

    Its comforting to know someone else shared my initial reaction.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    For Cris' sake guys.

    edit: CD :[

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't really bothered looking at my ok cupid profile since I made it.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    next time put your face in there, you won't get all the fatty foot fetish whores

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    For Cris' sake guys.

    edit: CD :[

    :mrgreen:

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  • CarlCarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute now

    you were freaked out by the weirdos at okcupid and your response was to post here?

    ahahhaahahha

    :arrow:

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Don't put your toe anywhere you wouldn't put your penis, I say.

    Would you put your penis on the internet?

    I think not.

    solid advice.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Don't put your toe anywhere you wouldn't put your penis, I say.

    Would you put your penis on the internet?

    I think not.

    I'd hump the shit out of the Internet.
    all those tubes... oh god, so close.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute now

    you were freaked out by the weirdos at okcupid and your response was to post here?

    ahahhaahahha

    :^:

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    OK, my first msg ( i foolishly put myself down as bi) -
    a 34 year old (about a decade my senior) 350 lb guy with a ron jeremy mustache who asked if i'd be interested in a three way.

    a 55 year old man who asked me for coffee and intimated that he's looking for someone to take on vacation.

    Where are you, shia lebeouf/marisa miller?

    I'd sure as hell put my dick in the intertube, as long as the circumference was right. ohhhh ted stevens

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Carl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute now

    you were freaked out by the weirdos at okcupid and your response was to post here?

    ahahhaahahha

    :arrow:

    who the hell are you

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kaliyama wrote: »
    OK, my first msg ( i foolishly put myself down as bi) -
    a 34 year old (about a decade my senior) 350 lb guy with a ron jeremy mustache who asked if i'd be interested in a three way.

    a 55 year old man who asked me for coffee and intimated that he's looking for someone to take on vacation.

    Where are you, shia lebeouf/marisa miller?

    I'd sure as hell put my dick in the intertube, as long as the circumference was right. ohhhh ted stevens


    so a few things...
    are you a dude? Is that what the "foolishly... bi" comment is about?
    second, are you hot?

    third... :rotate:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Carl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute now

    you were freaked out by the weirdos at okcupid and your response was to post here?

    ahahhaahahha

    :arrow:

    who the hell are you

    Carl without a K

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    neville wrote: »
    kaliyama wrote: »
    OK, my first msg ( i foolishly put myself down as bi) -
    a 34 year old (about a decade my senior) 350 lb guy with a ron jeremy mustache who asked if i'd be interested in a three way.

    a 55 year old man who asked me for coffee and intimated that he's looking for someone to take on vacation.

    Where are you, shia lebeouf/marisa miller?

    I'd sure as hell put my dick in the intertube, as long as the circumference was right. ohhhh ted stevens


    so a few things...
    are you a dude? Is that what the "foolishly... bi" comment is about?
    second, are you hot?

    third... :rotate:

    a) y es, b) foolishly b/c i am being msged by fat old men with a 15% match who think i am a cake with the urgency they msg me, c) i am hot, but also a bear cub

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So...

    Are you up for a three way?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kaliyama wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    kaliyama wrote: »
    OK, my first msg ( i foolishly put myself down as bi) -
    a 34 year old (about a decade my senior) 350 lb guy with a ron jeremy mustache who asked if i'd be interested in a three way.

    a 55 year old man who asked me for coffee and intimated that he's looking for someone to take on vacation.

    Where are you, shia lebeouf/marisa miller?

    I'd sure as hell put my dick in the intertube, as long as the circumference was right. ohhhh ted stevens


    so a few things...
    are you a dude? Is that what the "foolishly... bi" comment is about?
    second, are you hot?

    third... :rotate:

    a) y es, b) foolishly b/c i am being msged by people who think i am a cake with the urgency they msg me, c) i am hot, but also a bear cub

    a) ok
    b) cake is delicious, don't front
    c) okay, there are some people here who are into that
    You mean animals right? Cuz I think you mean that.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh jesus christ

    this thread is so terrible

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  • Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kaliyama wrote: »
    ( i foolishly put myself down as bi)

    OMG

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    oh jesus christ

    this thread is so terrible

    shut UP
    i'm so close!

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hahaa

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    can't we all just eat cake and give each other angry handjobs

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Punchy McFist wrote: »
    kaliyama wrote: »
    ( i foolishly put myself down as bi)

    OMG

    LMAO!

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I want this thread to live a long, horrible life.

    B.C. on
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  • Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Punchy McFist wrote: »
    kaliyama wrote: »
    ( i foolishly put myself down as bi)

    OMG

    LMAO!

    BRB

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    I want this thread to live a long, horrible life.

    I can help

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