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Secret On Infinite Satans: The Prologue

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I still don't know who my Satan was last year, or what they got me, because I was also in the G&T Secret Santa pool and personal crises kept me from posting on the boards about receiving my gifts until after everyone had stopped following the threads.

    If you were my Satan last year I either really liked or fucking loved what you got me.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i dont think ive updated my amazon wishlist since last christmas

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't think I've ever even put together an Amazon wishlist.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I thought about doing it a couple of years ago, the first time I did a forum-based Secret Santa, but I decided it would feel lame and cheap to leave such obvious breadcrumbs for a gift stalker. The surprise of a creative gift is what it's all about, for me--getting something I'd already decided I might buy for myself is a significantly less cool experience.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    true, but not everybody is creative or has the time to do something new and spectacular for an idividual person

    like i dont want somebody lack of time or creativity to keep them from getting me something

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It doesn't have to be "new and spectacular" to be thoughtful and charming. :P

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    well not everybody can do that either

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    i still don't really get what legacy was doing with my secret satan gift last year

    was it supposed to be like one big joke

    because he got me a halo 3 baseball cap and wrist bracelet along with like a mountain dew t-shirt

    i have not worn any of these things

    the "best" thing he got me was this like glowy thing that glowed different colors when you hit it and it was like a bunch of balls suspended in gel and it was very colorful and after about six months i ripped it open to get the thing that made all the colors and i still have it and i press it and kinda giggle to myself every once in a while.

    also mark ecko's getting up which according to tycho is a terrible game. it was special edition. i tried to sell it at game stop and the dude said it was worth exactly 45 cents.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dang

    I would love to participate but every dollar spent here would mean one less dollar spent on wedding and stuff. Heck, I'm not even sure I can afford to give all my family and friends a present as usual.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I will not be praticipating this year

    but it's lonely in the other threads

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Dang

    I would love to participate but every dollar spent here would mean one less dollar spent on wedding and stuff. Heck, I'm not even sure I can afford to give all my family and friends a present as usual.

    a cheap gift that people will love is wedding pictures in a nice frame.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    where is that glowy thing i love it


    oh hee here it is


    oh man i pressed it

    hee hee hee hee


    this is actually really funny

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you two really need to get your priorities together and figure out which is more important: having a nice wedding and reception that will create memories you will cherish for a lifetime, or buying crap for internet friends

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Who likes wedding photos

    Who

    The only wedding photo I have found vaguely interesting was my grandparents'

    The only people I know with photos of their own wedding up in their house is my aunt and uncle, and even they relegated their photo to the top of the bedroom wardrobe

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Send them a video you made during your honeymoon.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    thank god I don't have to buy my friends presents, man that would be a pain

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    thank god I don't have to buy my friends presents, man that would be a pain
    Yeah I really only have two friends I buy presents for, as having a large family causes me to spend enough! And then pretty much what I spend on family and friends I'll spend again on my other half.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aaand one of my friends is not only spending a couple of grand on plane tickets and hotel accommodation for her and her boyfriend over Christmas to come see me but recently bought me a totally awesome royal purple properly boned corset which is just fantastic I mean

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Who likes wedding photos

    Who

    The only wedding photo I have found vaguely interesting was my grandparents'

    you answered your own question

    grandparents love that shit

    they'll put your wedding pictures up all over their house in rememberance the the granddaughter who ran off to the colonies with that bizarre little boy she met on a dating website

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so a friend of mine is going on room raiders

    what an unbelievable moron, we're going to stick some vile shit in this guys room to hopefully teach him a lesson

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you two really need to get your priorities together and figure out which is more important: having a nice wedding and reception that will create memories you will cherish for a lifetime, or buying crap for internet friends
    Did I tell you that both our parents gave us the go-ahead on having a courthouse ceremony

    So the reception is now just a party and I get to wear my purple dress instead! 8-)

    Also CL noooooo anyway alex isn't bizarre and my grandparents all love him, why my maternal grandmother gave him an hour and a half's lecture on English grammar and she only does that to people she truly loves

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you should sing your vows to each other

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    im not sure how i would react if an old english lady sat me down for an hour and a half and lectured me about proper speech

    and i couldnt get up and leave because i want to make a good impression

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You guys are terrible, terrible for ideas

    I hope none of you are wedding planners

    Why did corsets ever stop being worn? They are the most supportive and fantastic feeling things ever. Plus they give cleavage up to your chin.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    corsets look oh so good

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Exactly

    And they give you good posture when you sit down, too

    Now, if only they weren't so expensive...although ebay have several brand new for very cheap

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If I'm your Secret Satan I will get you a corset CrackedLens

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Up to your chin, you say. I think you're going to have to show us that.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    If I'm your Secret Satan I will get you a corset CrackedLens

    id rather see you in one

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This thread is going places.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hello everyone

    I will be buying/receiving gifts this year

    that is all

    #pipe on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    gabe makes the best bananers

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    b-a-n-a-n-a-s

    ?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Last year WaM lent me her mojo for a weekend as her gift to me.

    I spent the whole time walking around looking trendy as fuck.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    gabe makes the best bananers

    I love how shocked the banana is

    he's like FUCK I'M FULL OF VITAMINS!

    #pipe on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    he is all "FUCK MAN SO MUCH POTASSIUM HOW DID THEY CRAM IT INSIDE THIS PEEL"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Janson, you guys get registered for gifts yet or what?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    last year larlar got me a sock full of pennies

    then he got me a photoshop hero t-shirt, venture bros season 1, a book of pretentious proverbs, and.. something else

    moustache

    MOUSTACHE

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh hey look at this here thread

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm already getting everyone in the Seattle area a hearty "FUCK YOU" for this year's coming Satanfest.

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