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Trying to hang tough but I don't have the right stuff

KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
edited July 2021 in Social Entropy++
So I guess the New Kids on the Block are back or something? How can these guys even call themselves "new" anymore? More like Old Men on the Block mirite?

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So anyways, it turns out that my fiance was a huge NKOTB teeny bopper and I had the fortune of not knowing her during that part of her life. However, this rancid amalgamation of singing man-children has decided to ruin my life by "coming out" with a new album and concert tour. She went to see one of their shows and luckily she had friends that accompanied her, allowing me to skip the experience and thus sparing her life. For now.

The problem is that she has had a major teeny bopper relapse and can't stop listening to their newest album, in addition to every single one of their albums which she somehow owned without me ever knowing. These songs are getting stuck in my head so now I find myself unceasingly humming along with lyrics like:

"Girl if you're single, I'll be your boyfriend till this song goes off."
or
"I played it cool, The weather was hot,
You had the beauty and the beach on lock."

Unforgivable

We are remodeling the house and there are screwdrivers and drills all over the place. Fine people of the WW, I need your advice to stop me from doing something that there is a slight chance that I might, at some later date, regret.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What? Is Mark Wahlberg back into singing?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No, that's his brother, DonnOHGOD WHY DO I KNOW THIS

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goddamn that is messed up

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    keith thread

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Now that I think about it I should have used lemon party in the OP.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That is so terrible, Dru.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dru

    yes

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    When I was about seven, my older sister's boyfriend made her a New Kids on the Block tape. On the other side, he recorded a copy of the Ninja Turtles album for me.

    I'm pretty sure she never got to listen to her side of the tape.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    They are playing the luxurious Tacoma Dome for those Seattle peeps who need to get them some NKOTB.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    SA wrote: »
    That is so terrible, Dru.

    terribly awesome you mean

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    They are playing the luxurious Tacoma Dome for those Seattle peeps who need to get them some NKOTB.

    I have artillery targeting solutions for the Tacoma Dome stashed away somewhere from when I was still at Ft. Lewis.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    They are playing the luxurious Tacoma Dome for those Seattle peeps who need to get them some NKOTB.

    I have artillery targeting solutions for the Tacoma Dome stashed away somewhere from when I was still at Ft. Lewis.

    I'd say now's the time to dig those out.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    That is so terrible, Dru.

    terribly awesome you mean

    terrible as in I feel horrible for laughing out loud at it

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    They are playing the luxurious Tacoma Dome for those Seattle peeps who need to get them some NKOTB.

    I have artillery targeting solutions for the Tacoma Dome stashed away somewhere from when I was still at Ft. Lewis.

    Perfect

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Too bad I don't really have ready access to the fucking howitzers anymore.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We figured out that we could hit it with a charge-8 rocket-assist round. Barely

    Looks like we'll have to go in on foot

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think they will start to get suspicious when they see males trying to get into the show.

    We need to find some fat chicks to go with.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    SA wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    That is so terrible, Dru.

    terribly awesome you mean

    terrible as in I feel horrible for laughing out loud at it

    I'm rolling away
    because my legs are...not ok

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    I think they will start to get suspicious when they see males trying to get into the show.

    We need to find some fat chicks to go with.

    It's in Tacoma that's a non-issue

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Guys give me some links to good metal bands/songs so I can wash this crap out of my head.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    Guys give me some links to good metal bands/songs so I can wash this crap out of my head.

    Man, didn't you read my post? The Teenage Mutant Ninja fucking Turtles put out an entire album! They had a keytar! Why aren't you all listening to it already?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    dru I don't even

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    just posting to say I don't look like wahlberg fuck you matt

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    as far as boy bands go, I was always partial to N'Sync.

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