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We Will Crush Them With Our Dinosaurs.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
FUCK YES
Scientists Plan to Decimate Our Enemies with Dinosaurs

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It is no secret that there has been a major shift towards UAVs for military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. With big contracts on the line, researchers are scrambling to come up with the next big breakthrough in unmanned military technology. One group of researchers believes that the "next big thing" could be a dinosaur (or "flying reptile" if you want to be all accurate about it) that existed 115 million years ago. These scientists are attempting to create a UAV that mimics the physical and biological characteristics of the prehistoric pterodactyl. The "Pterodrone" will be capable of flying, walking and sailing just like the flesh and blood original.
"The next generation of airborne drones won’t just be small and silent," says the multidisciplinary group, "they’ll alter their wing shapes using morphing techniques to squeeze through confined spaces, dive between buildings, zoom under overpasses, land on apartment balconies, or sail along the coastline."
The researchers behind the project view the pterodactyl as one of the most successful flying creatures to ever soar above the Earth—so, naturally, a robotic version might prove useful in gathering information and maybe even conducting military strikes somewhere down the line. Nothing would strike fear into the hearts of terrorists like a squadron of pterodactyls swooping down and devouring their comrades one by one.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/10/081002103649.htm

One also can't help but be reminded of MGS4.

This is pretty much the most important news of the decade. Dinosaur style UAVs.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    I would crush them with my cock

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Strategically placed porn.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    if they were so good at flying, how come they're dead, huh?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Strategically placed porn.
    and choke holds

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    if they were so good at flying, how come they're dead, huh?

    if you're so smart, why aren't you rich

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    secret weapons are never as cool in real life as they are in the movies

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    god the Batman: TAS Riddler was lame

    but at the same time I loved him

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    if they were so good at flying, how come they're dead, huh?

    their children hugged them with nuclear arms

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    if they were so good at flying, how come they're dead, huh?

    if you're so smart, why aren't you rich

    Gimme time man! Just gimme a little more time! I'll getcha the money, just like I promised! For the love of god, GIVE ME MORE TIME!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?
    939.jpg

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Saw this thread and thought "Dino-riders".

    Man, I'm disappointed :(

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I LOVE DINO RIDERS

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    British Badger Corps

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    they played dino riders on TV in russia and it was like a capitalistic ray of hope shining upon me

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    god the Batman: TAS Riddler was lame

    but at the same time I loved him

    Mr. Freeze was the baddest ass there ever was.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    British Badger Corps

    We don't need no stinking badgers!

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pffft.

    call me when they've got this goin on:

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    Saw this thread and thought "Dino-riders".

    Man, I'm disappointed :(

    Remember Dinosaucers?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhJSD8RU4k&feature=related

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?
    939.jpg

    You're awesome.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    Saw this thread and thought "Dino-riders".

    Man, I'm disappointed :(

    Remember Dinosaucers?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhJSD8RU4k&feature=related

    Yeah I do, not as good as Dino-Riders was though, or Centurions for that matter.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah it was pretty terrible.

    There were so many god awful cartoons in the 80s.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    Saw this thread and thought "Dino-riders".

    Man, I'm disappointed
    :(

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    Saw this thread and thought "Dino-riders".

    Man, I'm disappointed
    :(

    *throws brain box at op*

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Seriously, can this thread be about dino-riders?

    Because that was fucking SWEET.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, can this thread be about dino-riders?

    Because that was fucking SWEET.

    Also other awesome 80s cartoons.

    C.O.P.S.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?
    939.jpg

    You're awesome.

    Brilliant

    5 stars

    would read again

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, can this thread be about dino-riders?

    Because that was fucking SWEET.
    i can't believe there were only 14 episodes of that shit.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Seriously, can this thread be about dino-riders?

    Because that was fucking SWEET.

    Also other awesome 80s cartoons.

    C.O.P.S.

    Man if its one thing that I wanted to see survive for a lot longer, it was C.O.P.S.

    That and M.A.S.K. Team were pretty righteous.

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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Sonic weapons.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We're using a giant-sized Crossfire board.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Sonic weapons.

    Well thats old hat but is that confirmed? If so I am dissapointed

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Sonic weapons.

    Well thats old hat but is that confirmed? If so I am dissapointed

    Did they always cause brain aneurysms?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Since when are we supposedly using secret weapons anyway?

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Since we stopped using them.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Sonic weapons.

    Well thats old hat but is that confirmed? If so I am dissapointed

    Did they always cause brain aneurysms?

    actually it's the brown note

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    The researchers behind the project view the pterodactyl as one of the most successful flying creatures to ever soar above the Earth

    what the fuck is this? that is not research. what the fuck could you possibly "research" and come to this conclusion? technically, we don't even know that pterodactyls flew. they could've just had big retarded arms.

    model the aerodynamics and mechanics after the albatross if you want something elegant and versatile. the albatross is an absolutely amazing model of flight.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    jesus this is terrifying



    also anyone else wondering what that "Secret weapon" we are using in iraq is?

    Sonic weapons.

    Well thats old hat but is that confirmed? If so I am dissapointed

    Did they always cause brain aneurysms?

    secret weapon? hell, the majority of the ground troops are under-equipped and poorly armored. I've even talked to Casper about that exact problem.

    for being the world's biggest military and how much we pour into the military budget, we really don't have that cool of stuff out in the field.

    bullets are still the most effective thing

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    The researchers behind the project view the pterodactyl as one of the most successful flying creatures to ever soar above the Earth

    what the fuck is this? that is not research. what the fuck could you possibly "research" and come to this conclusion? technically, we don't even know that pterodactyls flew. they could've just had big retarded arms.

    model the aerodynamics and mechanics after the albatross if you want something elegant and versatile. the albatross is an absolutely amazing model of flight.

    THANK YOU

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