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DeShadowC
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Did Incenjucar fall asleep at the board?
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Also, god damn it, Elki, that [chat] could have been cyclical
this soothes me
Also, I don't think this is valueable enough for the political threads but...
McCain has tiny legs and as shiny suit. I think I'll be voting for him.
The bartender wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. Grateful to be returned to a world that makes sense, he rolls over and tells his wife, but she does not share his enthusiasm.
Indeed, their 26-year marriage has begun to sour as of late. The bartender cries.
But there is no rabbi and there is no shaman.
And it's actually my 8th birthday...
..And the priest is molesting me.
And the priest is my dad and he's not a priest.
I went and picked up Chinese does that count?
Debates always do this. Even crappy ones.
What is found? Like, "what's that shit at the back of the fridge? ... OOOooooo, General Tso's!"
I have to get that movie about my life story done soon so Tom Brokaw can be the narrator. His voice is so awesome.
I wouldn't call it a debate so much as a joint press conference.
When doing a post number do the entire post number nub.
DUE we need to have a talk about your sense of humor.
Move to Canada?
Normally I wouldn't have taken because man what am I a freeloader but the transaction was done pretty much before I opened my mouth
'Get in the car Robin'
so.
The online learning site at my uni, the psych section, has this little bar on the side with dates and helpful stuff you should be doing in it.
It's been pretty boring and naggy all semester.
I checked today and there's this.
Those dates are lecture days.
A duck walks into a 711 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
This is not good.
:^:
"I want golf balls"
"Golf balls?"
"yes, golf balls."
So his dad goes out and buys him some golf balls. The next year comes around and his dad offers him the same deal: if he does well in school, he can have whatever he wants. So at the end of the year when the boy has done well in school, his dad asks what he wants.
He says he wants more golf balls.
This pattern continues until his senior year in high school, when, at the end of the year, his dad asks him what he wants for his good performance that year.
"I want golf balls"
"Ok, that's it, I've gotten you golf balls for the past 11 years, it's time you get something of value. I'm getting you a car."
They drive to the local car dealership and there isn't anywhere to park, so they park across the street. The boy calls out "race ya dad" and runs ahead into the street. He is hit by a car and sent to the emergency room. His dad visits him in critical condition, to ask his son something that has plagued his mind for years.
"Son, what did you want with all those golf balls over the years?"
And the son dies.
Bam