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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks up at him and says, "Hey, man, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks up at him and says, "Hey, man, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks up at him and says, "Hey, man, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks up at him and says "Hey, man, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate chops off the bartender's head, drinks three bottles of whiskey, and finally meets his end when the rest of the bar descend upon him as he tries to rape a woman he insists on referring to as a "saucy wench."
MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
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(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Fascinating.
I got it from a joke book printed in america, smartass.
Morninglord on
(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Fascinating.
I got it from a joke book printed in america, smartass.
I have an old book with jokes of various formats. There was a shaggy dog section, and it wasn’t until several years after reading it that I learned what a shaggy dog joke was.
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Fascinating.
I got it from a joke book printed in america, smartass.
You obviously translated it wrong, then.
Har har.
I've never understood that joke.
Like at all.
Morninglord on
(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
Drunk is sitting in an alley all depressed and sees a sign, "Wanted, Shaggy Dog."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Fascinating.
I got it from a joke book printed in america, smartass.
You obviously translated it wrong, then.
Har har.
I've never understood that joke.
Like at all.
A shaggy dog story is one that meanders for a long time (I've heard one stretched to over 30 minutes), and has an anti-punch line. e.g. A story about a man who, every year for his birthday and xmas, asks for only a green billiard ball. The storyteller then proceeds to add as much detail as he likes, and then, as the man lies on his death bed, someone asks why all the pool balls, and he responds, "well," and then dies.
7 hours to go until possibly the greatest 2 hours of my life so far.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
i am watching animal cops again what the heck people imbedded collars are you that lazy that you let your dog's neck grow AROUND the collar and turn into a festering wound?
"Yeah i'll get Osama. Barack won't. I won't tell you how i'll get Osama because then he'd know how i'm going to get him but i'll get him. Let me tell you one thing. I'll get him."
"Yeah i'll get Osama. Barack won't. I won't tell you how i'll get Osama because then he'd know how i'm going to get him but i'll get him. Let me tell you one thing. I'll get him."
Meh. He used that one back in the primary debates. Booooring.
"Yeah i'll get Osama. Barack won't. I won't tell you how i'll get Osama because then he'd know how i'm going to get him but i'll get him. Let me tell you one thing. I'll get him."
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Eyes of incredulous dancing!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
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Is there a way to do that joke right?
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You're right, let me try again.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks up at him and says "Hey, man, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate chops off the bartender's head, drinks three bottles of whiskey, and finally meets his end when the rest of the bar descend upon him as he tries to rape a woman he insists on referring to as a "saucy wench."
So he looks up and across from him is the shaggiest saint bernard he has ever seen in his entire life. It's huge, you can't even see it's eyes and he has to sink his arms up to the elbow to find it's collar.
So he tramps across the city to the address and finds this really rich house. He goes around to the servants entrance and knocks on the door. This arrogant looking posh butler opens it and he goes "I found you a Shaggy Dog!"
And the butler goes "Not that damn shaggy" and slams the door.
He is a vegetarian and orders a biscuit with corn on the cob.
So it's true. Jokes in Australia suffer from the same fate as a flushing toliet.
It does opposite of what it normally does in the states.
Fascinating.
I got it from a joke book printed in america, smartass.
Two dogs are walking down the street. The first one turns to the second one and says "woof." The second one says "woof woof."
You never used the picture I slaved so hard over.
Early warning signs, my friends.
Har har.
I've never understood that joke.
Like at all.
I want a sig.
Now you're doing it right.
Pick a color.
Dark green. Dare I say forest.
Oh that's what it is.
Cos the original joke had all these extra details and things like it went on for a full page.
I see what I did wrong there, I shortened it.
: (
A shaggy dog story is one that meanders for a long time (I've heard one stretched to over 30 minutes), and has an anti-punch line. e.g. A story about a man who, every year for his birthday and xmas, asks for only a green billiard ball. The storyteller then proceeds to add as much detail as he likes, and then, as the man lies on his death bed, someone asks why all the pool balls, and he responds, "well," and then dies.
Which actually fit with the erstwhile theme of the thread. You told an anti-shaggy dog story.
That you did so accidentally is pretty funny.
wtf.
seriously people. Why?
I hate people who hurt animals. I need a burger.
I'm not picky. If it goes with my AV all the better though.
Ha. You'll be lucky if you last 2 minutes.
Sweet.
I have the best luck.
Sigh, one day I'll stop accidentally setting people up. One day.
What did he say? I can't hear the tv from here.
Me too.
Basically
"Yeah i'll get Osama. Barack won't. I won't tell you how i'll get Osama because then he'd know how i'm going to get him but i'll get him. Let me tell you one thing. I'll get him."
Meh. He used that one back in the primary debates. Booooring.
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