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So I had a great poop earlier
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would read about your poop again
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
I have not been doing well in the poop department as of late
Nasty ass poops that require entire rolls of toilet paper
Hells of gas
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a lot of geese hang out on the campus here
and those fuckers poop a lot
also they hiss if you get too close
I did not know geese even could hiss until it happened
in and out
animal style
Like it didn't come out so much as it exploded away from my anus
But today I'm hoping that when the hot water in my shower relaxes me I'll take a nice big clean one
Also when I go to this one restaurant I always get their steak but it gives me terrible meat farts and shits
Like I shit
And it smells like roast beef
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not me
I'm pretty out of shape
so after a good poop I need to hang around for a couple minutes
what would you define as a not gross poop
Think about things
Maybe watch a little porn or read some comics
Shouldn't the shit come before the shower? Or am I alone in this?
touche
you guys have grosser poops
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hahahahah jesus christ wiggin
this is your finest moment
of course it does, unless you're some sort of mouthbreathing poopaddict. no seriously, poop, then shower is the correct order
red is not a good color for poop, I was really freaked out until I remembered the soup
shower
repeat
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or i'm tight on time and i jump in the shower at home then shit 5 minutes later when i'm on campus
I've had to strain a lot because my diet sucks so bad and I'm getting no fiber, so not even massive hydration can save me.
So I've had a lot of days where I had to force out like four poops to get one real poop's worth, and a lot of the time since I can't get the whole turd out before my butthole decides to close back up I get that little bit of turd still in that refuses to exit your butt and it's just really messy and awful. You can't re-clench until you've gotten it all out. That's like Bowel Movement 101.
All in all it's been pretty awful and I can't remember the last time I really had to poop and it just came out all on its own. Pooping shouldn't be a chore.
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oh gosh it's been nice knowing you sorry dude
And the warm water is all relaxing and soothing and suddenly I realize I have to poop
So I hop out
Poop
And hop back in
I think it was last week that this happened
but one time at work I went on lunch break and had some taco bell
naturally later in the evening I had to shit
so when I'm in there a little boy comes into the men's room, and is waiting on me so he can use the stall
so I wrap it up as quickly as I can so the kid can do his business
I leave the stall, kids goes in
as I'm washing my hands, I hear him yell at the top of his lungs:
"IT SMELLS LIKE TACOS IN HERE!"
I read this line like it was from a Dr. Seuss book.
shut uuuuuuuuuuuuup
you shouldn't take advantage of my hypochondria
bahahahaha
ahahahahaha oh god
that is amazing
this story would be even better if you were a woman
no it wouldn't
you just want an excuse to say girls don't poop
Everything would be better if TDOGG was a woman.
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it's true.
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I get those fairly often. I hate that.
My poops are going to be super messy. For some reason, when it's red week my poops are super messy.