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Kuribo's Shoe
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So there's some guys here who fancy themselves chefs, they like all that fancy shit, seared ahi tuna steaks, mango chutney, whatever the fuck
you guys are great. you probably want to stop reading here, though.
this thread is about the shit you throw together when you're hungry and you have basically nothing on hand, and you're too broke or lazy or hungover to go get some shit.
here's my contribution, a little thing I invented a couple of years ago
Shoe's Prodigiously Unhealthy Breakfast Sandwich
you will need:
1 egg
whatever looks like it'll go into an egg (most recent example for me is some leftover pico de gallo and chipotle tabasco sauce)
some kinda cheese
some kinda meat (I prefer canadian bacon)
two frozen waffles
a small bowl, preferably one that is the same circumference all the way down
non-stick spray
ok so you take the bowl, spray it with the non stick spray, crack the egg in there, whisk it with whatever shit you want to be in it, you put that in the microwave for about 2 minutes
you put your waffles in the toaster
when the microwave beeps, put the meat on top of the egg and the cheese on top of the meat, microwave for about 20-30 seconds more
then you take your egg meat cheese mass, put it between the two waffles, and enjoy
elegant it is not, but it's pretty tasty
now you guys go
you guys are great. you probably want to stop reading here, though.
this thread is about the shit you throw together when you're hungry and you have basically nothing on hand, and you're too broke or lazy or hungover to go get some shit.
here's my contribution, a little thing I invented a couple of years ago
Shoe's Prodigiously Unhealthy Breakfast Sandwich
you will need:
1 egg
whatever looks like it'll go into an egg (most recent example for me is some leftover pico de gallo and chipotle tabasco sauce)
some kinda cheese
some kinda meat (I prefer canadian bacon)
two frozen waffles
a small bowl, preferably one that is the same circumference all the way down
non-stick spray
ok so you take the bowl, spray it with the non stick spray, crack the egg in there, whisk it with whatever shit you want to be in it, you put that in the microwave for about 2 minutes
you put your waffles in the toaster
when the microwave beeps, put the meat on top of the egg and the cheese on top of the meat, microwave for about 20-30 seconds more
then you take your egg meat cheese mass, put it between the two waffles, and enjoy
elegant it is not, but it's pretty tasty
now you guys go
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Put in a bit of chopped onion.
Some frozen sweet corn.
I then cook some rice noodles in this stock.
Scramble an egg.
When the rice noodles are cooked, they should have absorbed about half the stock.
Serve in a soup bowl, and mix in the scrambled egg.
perhaps even on the grill if there's charcoal
maybe
I don't know because I don't care
1 Can of Tuna
1 As much mayo as you can scrape out of that stupid costco super size thing you bought a year a go and need to replace
1 thing of mustard if you have any
1/2 of an onion because people who don't like onions are fucking faggots
3 sprinkles of powdered oregano
1 wheat hot dog bun because you forgot you're out of bread halfway through preparation
1 dash of Tabasco to realize that this sandwhich probably doesn't need tobasco
(optional)
1 slice of American/Cheddar Cheese
1 the dregs of that butter stick you haven't replaced since you ran out 6 weeks ago
Dice the onions, throw everything together and bam, you have an interesting and tasty tuna sandwhich. You may attempt to make a tuna melt out of it if you have the appropriate indgredients. I recommend cutting the outside off of your hot dog bun, or it will not grill very well.
Bravo sir.
Bravo.
3 eggs
Oregano
Basil
Black Pepper
Tabasco
Thyme
Scramble the eggs, throw everything else in them until they are as black as the night itself. Cook, serve, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MwZrYru4gk
sorry
go back to your creme brulee, frenchie
you will need one jar of your favorite flavor of jam, be it grape, strawberry or what have you
you will need wheat bread
some peanut butter, preferrably without nuts
now you need venison breakfast sausage
where it is all tube shaped like salami or somethin
now, you slice some of that shit up
toast that bread
you put peanut butter and jelly on that bitch and you toss in them slices of meat and bam son you are like BLADOW
see, this guy gets it
I am trying my hand at Beef Wellington for the first time next week.
gross
Steak fajitas with fresh pepper, onions and saffron rice
Homemade, down to the dough, chicken and mushroom pizza
Angel hair pasta with homemade meatballs
Three-Cheese, Three-egg omelets
Bacon-wrapped fillet mignon
Tuna casserole
Pan-fried porkchops with a balsamic cherry sauce
Cookthink.com is an AWESOME site for recipes
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
1 can of Trader Joes Plum Tomatoes with Basil
1 can of Trader Joes Organic Tomato Paste
1 tablespoon olive oil
Rosemary
Oregano
Fresh Basil Leaves
1/2 onion
5-10 cloves of garlic depending on how much you like heartburn
1/4 cup Your favorite Red Wine
Dump all that shit in a food processor. Season with spices until you think it tastes right. I recommend LIQUIFYING the onion, garlic, and basil leaves before adding the tomatoes.
Congratulations, you have just made pizza sauce. Also quite good for Meatball sandwhiches.
Well, looks like it's about time for a three-way.
I don't know what that is.
TO THE INTERNET.
Edit: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
This is perhaps the easiest "fancy" dish there is. That and it can all be done a full day ahead of time.
i make egg sandwiches sometimes but they never fill me up. i can't make them like diners can
we have chickens you see
Cut the potatoes into little squares, a half inch by half inch.
Grill them in a pan with a half inch of cooking oil to fry
Cut the sausage in bite size chucks
Grill them along with the potatoes
Throw in cut up bell peppers the same size as a side of the potatoes.
Then serves in a greasy mess. So fucking good. It tastes great but some people might react in shits due to all the grease.
man I have gone days eating nothing but ramen but this thread makes me go ughughuguhugh
the hell you talkin' about
that sounds delicious
wouldn't that be a cylinder?
and ramen noodles
Mail them to me. I shall judge.
well, food's food
What I had:
1 third a chopped red pepper
1 third a chopped white onion
Fried these in the pan for a while then added:
1 slice of cheddar cheese. Choose however much you would like.
2 eggs, scrambled.
You can cook all this in the same pan, easily, and add any sort of vegetables you would like because this is the simplest meal on earth.
Oh, and I added a daub of ketchup on the side of the plate, just for pizaz.
Secret Satan
Mine will secretly be my dick, I hope that is cool.
Damn you!
Hopefully it will round off an awesome day.
I am getting Sky HD telly installed in the morning, and its my birthday.
Every Thursday after I am going to cook something new and awesome. Perhaps a thread would be in order.