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What do Alice Cooper and the Canadian Elections have in common?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    I don't mind the conservatives getting elected by the people of canada but if they have another minority than why did we just spend all this money and waste all this time 2 years before the law said we should have an election?

    Because Harper wanted more seats, and thought he had a good shot at a majority.

    And he would've probably had it, too, except the past week he's made some pretty stupid mistakes.

    However, I still think the election was unnecessary and I wish we hadn't spent a ton of money just to end up with exactly the same thing again.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pretty much

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    pretty much

    On the flip side, however, having a minority with as many seats as it looks like Harper will have means that everyone is going to have to actually show up. The whole '10% or less' attendance will hopefully be a thing of the past.

    So there's a silver lining.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Canada is pretend

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This election was such a waste of fucking time. Thanks Harper. Hopefully we didn't pay for this on credit.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    pretty much

    On the flip side, however, having a minority with as many seats as it looks like Harper will have means that everyone is going to have to actually show up. The whole '10% or less' attendance will hopefully be a thing of the past.

    So there's a silver lining.

    and apparently, the tory party members are less than thrilled with how Harper handled this so we might see a new leader getting elected within the party.

    which would be nice because he is not exactly inspiring.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    I don't mind the conservatives getting elected by the people of canada but if they have another minority than why did we just spend all this money and waste all this time 2 years before the law said we should have an election?

    Because Stephen "I Don't Govern By Polls" Harper saw a chance to grab enough seats for a majority government, so he jumped in his car, rolled over to Michaëlle Jean's place, seduced her, and then when they were laying back, sharing a cigarette, he asked her to dissolve the government.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My explanation is better than vsove's because it has Michaëlle Jean getting banged in it.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so i just got back from the alice cooper concert with caulk bite

    it was a bit of a letdown

    aside from a small handful of set pieces towards the end there wasn't enough of a stage show

    the venue is probably largest to blame there

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My explanation is better than vsove's because it has Michaëlle Jean getting banged in it.

    Yeah, I can't really disagree here.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am so happy strathcona didn't elect the liberal candidate.
    she was my vice principal and she is a huge bitch who is only doing this because she wants to be important

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    I am so happy strathcona didn't elect the liberal candidate.
    she was my vice principal and she is a huge bitch who is only doing this because she wants to be important

    If only we'd managed to elect the NDP.

    Because seriously I hate Rahim Jaffer.

    Have I mentioned that lately?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    I am so happy strathcona didn't elect the liberal candidate.
    she was my vice principal and she is a huge bitch who is only doing this because she wants to be important

    If only we'd managed to elect the NDP.

    Because seriously I hate Rahim Jaffer.

    Have I mentioned that lately?

    If only those fucking Greens hadn't been there.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    I am so happy strathcona didn't elect the liberal candidate.
    she was my vice principal and she is a huge bitch who is only doing this because she wants to be important

    If only we'd managed to elect the NDP.

    Because seriously I hate Rahim Jaffer.

    Have I mentioned that lately?

    I met Linda Duncun and she is a super lady

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    also i didn't vote because i wasn't allowed

    democracy in action

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    probably for the best

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    I am so happy strathcona didn't elect the liberal candidate.
    she was my vice principal and she is a huge bitch who is only doing this because she wants to be important

    If only we'd managed to elect the NDP.

    Because seriously I hate Rahim Jaffer.

    Have I mentioned that lately?

    I met Linda Duncun and she is a super lady

    That's good to know. Honestly, I just voted NDP because I was given the impression that she had the best chance of beating out Jaffer, and I'm happy to know I voted for a decent person.

    I think the Conservatives need to appoint me as their new leader, I'd run on a platform of 'being pretty awesome'.

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

    Should live where I do...

    Rona is hot!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also i didn't vote because i wasn't allowed

    democracy in action

    This is unequal!

    Invade Canada!

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Rona is not hot she is dumb and incompetent

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm interested in Canada, but you guys are wacky.

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Comahawk wrote: »
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

    Should live where I do...

    Rona is hot!

    Rona is an incompetent bitch. Then again, Spruce Grove, so I'm not surprised you voted for a pair of tits wrapped in Tory blue.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also i didn't vote because i wasn't allowed

    democracy in action

    This is unequal!

    Invade Canada!

    basically, because i moved at the beginning of september my voter registration card got somehow lost in the shuffle

    and i don't have any federally-issued photo ID

    oh well

    the woman i would've voted for lost

    so

    not a big deal

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also i didn't vote because i wasn't allowed

    democracy in action

    This is unequal!

    Invade Canada!

    basically, because i moved at the beginning of september my voter registration card got somehow lost in the shuffle

    and i don't have any federally-issued photo ID

    oh well

    the woman i would've voted for lost

    so

    not a big deal
    One vote can make a difference, Pony.

    One vote.

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony is going be the reason we're about to be 'liberated'.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Comahawk wrote: »
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

    Should live where I do...

    Rona is hot!

    Rona is an incompetent bitch. Then again, Spruce Grove, so I'm not surprised you voted for a pair of tits wrapped in Tory blue.

    Blue is an awfully nice color.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Liberate you and take your oil

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Comahawk wrote: »
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

    Should live where I do...

    Rona is hot!

    Rona is an incompetent bitch. Then again, Spruce Grove, so I'm not surprised you voted for a pair of tits wrapped in Tory blue.

    Spruce Grove AND West Edmonton

    I am so embarrassed for my riding

    although NDP was a distant second!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also i didn't vote because i wasn't allowed

    democracy in action

    This is unequal!

    Invade Canada!

    basically, because i moved at the beginning of september my voter registration card got somehow lost in the shuffle

    and i don't have any federally-issued photo ID

    oh well

    the woman i would've voted for lost

    so

    not a big deal
    One vote can make a difference, Pony.

    One vote.

    no it can't you shit-head

    this isn't ancient athens

    the woman i would've voted for lost by a pretty wide margin

    a margin that wouldn't have been rectified by my single vote

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Linda Duncan still stands a chance.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Someone's bitter.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i have basically zero tolerance for misty-eyed romanticism of democracy

    when people say things like

    "i hate people who don't vote"

    or

    "i don't care who you vote for as long as you do"

    or

    "if you don't vote, you don't get to complain about the government"

    i want to start punching them in the face and not stop

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i have basically zero tolerance for misty-eyed romanticism of democracy

    when people say things like

    "i hate people who don't vote"

    or

    "i don't care who you vote for as long as you do"

    or

    "if you don't vote, you don't get to complain about the government"

    i want to start punching them in the face and not stop

    If you don't vote you don't feel like a moron when those people fuck up the country!

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pony you didn't vote stop complaining

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    I hate two conservatives fighting it out in my riding. Edmonton-Sherwood Park. I voted for neither.

    Should live where I do...

    Rona is hot!

    Rona is an incompetent bitch. Then again, Spruce Grove, so I'm not surprised you voted for a pair of tits wrapped in Tory blue.

    Spruce Grove AND West Edmonton

    I am so embarrassed for my riding

    although NDP was a distant second!

    How this bitch actually got a degree, let alone a seat in Parliament, is beyond me.
    Ambrose calls herself a libertarian and is a fan of Ayn Rand novels such as Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead [1]. She was a member of the Trilateral Commission, as reported in Vancouver's Georgia Straight, August 24, 2006.

    A fan of Ayn Rand.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    best hair in parliment '06

    AmbroseRona_CPC.jpg

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    pony you didn't vote stop complaining

    listen i am going to hold you down, put a pair of forceps in the orifice of my arbitrary choosing and i am going to shit inside you, okay?

    jesus fucking christ

    i am going to unhinge my jaw and eat the head of a small child, i am so angry

    "voter jingoism" is so fucking retarded it makes me actually want to murder people

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's okay, Pony.

    You'll be able to vote in next year's election.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    pony you didn't vote stop complaining

    listen i am going to hold you down, put a pair of forceps in the orifice of my arbitrary choosing and i am going to shit inside you, okay?

    jesus fucking christ

    i am going to unhinge my jaw and eat the head of a small child, i am so angry

    "voter jingoism" is so fucking retarded it makes me actually want to murder people

    On the flip side, a participation rate of under 60% is pretty terrible.

    I'm not saying that a lot of that 40-45% didn't have good reasons not to vote, but it's still a little on the pathetic side.

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