Taser talk

redfenix

this is a thread about tasers and tasering people and stuff, bro

talk about it here.

LTM

pew pew tasers

As7

I hear if you taser yourself you can get a wicked high.

Dog

J3p

Phasor Fork!?

That Dave Fella

i don't even think irish police have tasers

we get billy clubs, old school

Captain Cthulhu

You know, what that guy got hit with in that classic video is actually just a stun gun. Tasers are these:

Taser Website wrote:

The TASER X26 uses a replaceable TASER cartridge containing a compressed nitrogen propulsion system to deploy two small probes that are attached to the TASER X26 by insulated wires. The TASER X26 transmits NMI impulses through these wires into the remote target at distances from direct contact up to 35 feet (10.6 meters). Peak open circuit arcing voltage: 50,000 V.

I got hit with one of those for 5 seconds at a military expo when I was in the Marine Corps. In exchange I got a free t-shirt.

Casper

I was hit by a stun gun thing by a lady in a mall parking lot because she thought I was following her to rape her (my car was next to hers). When she jumped out and tased me I hit her because it hurt when they puntured the skin just before the shock. She tried to press assault charges against me for hitting her. The judge denied her and asked me if I wanted to charge her with assault.

Auntie Shibby

I want to be tasered one day, just to see how it feels. I'd rather go with the wire shooting out ones, than the one they stick into my side.

redfenix

Casper wrote: »

I was hit by a stun gun thing by a lady in a mall parking lot because she thought I was following her to rape her (my car was next to hers). When she jumped out and tased me I hit her because it hurt when they puntured the skin just before the shock. She tried to press assault charges against me for hitting her. The judge denied her and asked me if I wanted to charge her with assault.

so, was this like an elderly lady you punched

did you press charges

Casper

redfenix wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

I was hit by a stun gun thing by a lady in a mall parking lot because she thought I was following her to rape her (my car was next to hers). When she jumped out and tased me I hit her because it hurt when they puntured the skin just before the shock. She tried to press assault charges against me for hitting her. The judge denied her and asked me if I wanted to charge her with assault.

so, was this like an elderly lady you punched

did you press charges

She was in her 30s. I did press charges, a women randomly shocking people because they happen to be walking to a car near hers needs to be taught a lesson.

Captain Cthulhu

The ones with the two probes on the end aren't made to puncture the skin but they often do anyway. Actual tasers like the one pictured above are made to fire two large, sharp hunks of metal straight into your skin and then shock you through that, from up to 35 feet away.

With the small ones, it really only effect whatever part of your body you're holding it against. With tasers, every muscle in your body contracts at once and when they turn it off, you have no choice but to collapse to the ground.

Butler

Casper wrote: »

I was hit by a stun gun thing by a lady in a mall parking lot because she thought I was following her to rape her (my car was next to hers). When she jumped out and tased me I hit her because it hurt when they puntured the skin just before the shock. She tried to press assault charges against me for hitting her. The judge denied her and asked me if I wanted to charge her with assault.

Did you shout HELL YEAH and hi5 the judge?

Olivaw

Tasers don't phase me, bro

Butler

Man Casper you're pretty lucky to be one of the few guys in the world who got to punch an old lady and walk away with a clean conscience.

Casper

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

The ones with the two probes on the end aren't made to puncture the skin but they often do anyway. Actual tasers like the one pictured above are made to fire two large, sharp hunks of metal straight into your skin and then shock you through that, from up to 35 feet away.

With the small ones, it really only effect whatever part of your body you're holding it against. With tasers, every muscle in your body contracts at once and when they turn it off, you have no choice but to collapse to the ground.

and they make you loose bladder control.

Captain Cthulhu

Casper wrote: »

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

The ones with the two probes on the end aren't made to puncture the skin but they often do anyway. Actual tasers like the one pictured above are made to fire two large, sharp hunks of metal straight into your skin and then shock you through that, from up to 35 feet away.

With the small ones, it really only effect whatever part of your body you're holding it against. With tasers, every muscle in your body contracts at once and when they turn it off, you have no choice but to collapse to the ground.

and they make you loose bladder control.

Not necessarily, but if you have to go to the bathroom at all, it's likely that tensing up your stomach muscles to that degree will just for anything to be rocketed out.

Hunter

Who was it in Mortal Kombat that had a taser finishing move? The cop guy who was kind of chunky. I can't remember his name.

spono

Stryker

stryker is awful

potatoe

Hunter wrote: »

Who was it in Mortal Kombat that had a taser finishing move? The cop guy who was kind of chunky. I can't remember his name.

stryker
the coolest mortal kombatter

potatoe

i am 0 for 2 on posts so far
i just keep repeating things people have already said right before me

spono

potatoe is awful



awful slow


also awful

potatoe

takes one to know one

spono

ouch

c'mon now we're all potatoes here

gotta look out for each other

Dog

potatoe is great


this means i am great too

potatoe

robothero wrote: »

potatoe is great


this means i am great too

this is a man who understands how the system works

spono

robots don't come from dirt

rob othello is not a spud

risumon

Old lady punching stories are awesome! Lets hear more of those too.

Dead Legend

tasers often suck, because if both barbs don't embed in the target, you have no current to tase the fuck out of people.

and some taser companies would rather you tase somebody, run off, and then send them a police report and send you a new one.

that's like 300 bucks that you're leaving laying on the ground that has like a one time use.

Raneados

I actually would rather be tasered than stun gunned

because the stun gun they have to jam into you

and I assume they would jam it into my side

and I am horribly ticklish so I assume it'd be worse

Dead Legend

Man, getting tasered is the equivalent of saying "I could've shot and killed you, but I'd rather you suffer the most excruciating body cramp ever for 5 second intervals."

Raneados

I would rather be tasered than stun gunned because of no other reason than the added possibility of tickling me

what the fuck is wrong with my brain

Weaver

I've been electrocuted enough times that I am slightly curious as to if I could get tased, then immediately hop up and run off but not curious enough to test it. And by electrocuted I mean god damn

Casper

I think everyone should experience pepper spray.

Marshmallow

Casper wrote: »

I think everyone should experience pepper spray.

I don't have any handy, is there a common household item that could replicate the sensation?

OmegaTofuNinja

I have an immunity to pepper spray

ladies

Weaver

Pepper spray! That sounds delicious!

J3p

Salt spray is a good deal harder to find

Melding

Bleach in the eyes.

J3p

Bleach spray!?

Melding

I think that's illegal, cause of all the horrible things it would do, but damn it would be effective.