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The Messiah Returneth!

LTMLTM Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Singularity Engine++
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27107721/
RICHMOND, Va. - Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark.

In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female Atlantic blacktip shark in the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center contained no genetic material from a male.

Let's talk about the glorious return of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, born again as..a shark!

Or if that doesn't suit your fancy, sharks, spontaneous births, and/or other fantastical natural happenings.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Shark Jesus?

    Oh man, what is Raptor Jesus going to think about this? Messiah fight of the millennium

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    parthenogenesis ain't no thang

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  • TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User
    edited October 2008
    You men are screwed if this spreads to other organisms! Think of all the militant feminazis who could procreate without the use of men.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    No one should be surprised by this

    it's the natural progression

    the only thing better than human jesus is shark jesus

    and the only thing better than shark jesus is dinosaur jesus

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    space jesus?

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  • TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    space jesus?

    Space devil?

    TrillionGrams on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    slug Jesus was a mistake though
    he was pretty worthless

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    shark jesus lol is dat like rapter jesus

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sloth jesus is makin slow but steady progress

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    more like TheBibbleSide amirite?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Does that mean the shark masturbated to get pregnant? If that takes off, the world will be full of babies and 15 year old boy-mothers.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hmmm

    gonna need some women to test somethign

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Narwhal Jesus wants you to kneel and "bathe" in his "glory".

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    why would you fucking post that shit

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dolphin satan

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My GIS for "narwhal jesus" wasn't what I was expecting it to be...

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Humans are fucked now. sharks reproducing on their own. That means like a billion times as many sharks.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sharks have been perfect killers for 200 million years

    they are now even more perfect


    think about it

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Shark Jesus says "bite unto others before they bite on to thee"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    we need to start breeding self-sustaining nets and harpoons

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Oh man...I though this was an Obama thread...

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    it's a catfish that eats people

    Fuck India stop fucking up your rivers

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Truly I tell you, sinners are delicious

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh man...I though this was an Obama thread...

    is your face red?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    although, this is really going to save me money on my do it yourself Villain Sharktank, all I need is one starter shark.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ITT Rankenphile becomes a holy man

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Oh man...I though this was an Obama thread...

    is your face red?

    underneath the egg anyway.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    THAT CATFISH EATS LIVING PEOPLE

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    THAT CATFISH EATS LIVING PEOPLE

    Indian Tigers (at least i think it's Indian) are also perfectly willing to swim and grab fishermen from their boats and drown then eat them.




    Avoid Indian rivers

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Lately I have been thinking a lot about climbing to the roof of a building on campus, getting a serious pyrotechnics budget and trying to create an illusion of hovering

    And then proclaiming the apocalypse is here, and I am its servant

    I just haven't decided which apocalypse yet. The Christian has recognition points, and then all I gotta do is dress up as Jesus and light a sword on fire.

    But Ragnarok would be so much more badass to proclaim.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lately I have been thinking a lot about climbing to the roof of a building on campus, getting a serious pyrotechnics budget and trying to create an illusion of hovering

    And then proclaiming the apocalypse is here, and I am its servant

    I just haven't decided which apocalypse yet. The Christian has recognition points, and then all I gotta do is dress up as Jesus and light a sword on fire.

    But Ragnarok would be so much more badass to proclaim.

    your gay

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Lately I have been thinking a lot about climbing to the roof of a building on campus, getting a serious pyrotechnics budget and trying to create an illusion of hovering

    And then proclaiming the apocalypse is here, and I am its servant

    I just haven't decided which apocalypse yet. The Christian has recognition points, and then all I gotta do is dress up as Jesus and light a sword on fire.

    But Ragnarok would be so much more badass to proclaim.

    your gay

    his gay?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    where's my gay?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    way to miss it

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    can't hit what i can't see

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    life found a way

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Proving sharks can get pregnant even if you just put the blacktip in.

    Into the vagina.

    Didn't want to end this post on a preposition.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So the secret to cloning is shark uterus, huh

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Turn the other cheek because I hear that one tastes better

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