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I'm being [Chat]woman for Halloween

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Halloween is secretly the most erotic Holiday well.. not really a secret

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So you give kids candy because you think they look sexy in their costumes?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yah basically. I use flaring neon lights around saying "happy Halloween darlings" and when they open the door i'm wearing a slightly provocative pink suit and tell each and one of them I could eat them all up and then allow them to pick there candy bar from the Hot lips shaped bowl

    Or I'm wearing the dog alligator outfit

    Edit: Wait I got my idea for a Halloween costume I'll wear black jeans with black socks and black shoes and a long sleeve black shirt with a black sketch book and carry a Frapachino from starbucks at all times

    I'll be a spooooky stereotypical artist

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    :( that is actually the way i look, sans sketchbook

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Most of the people in the blacksmithing department wear black shirt/jeans just out of sheer practicality. Coal, soot, and oil, has a hard time staining black clothing.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's fine I wear long sleeves to but not black, and I wear blue jeans.. and my sketchbook is black because white = painful reflective lights and all other colors arn't sold or would look odd....

    Plus the fact that starbucks is 5 feet from the art studio at my college isn't really helping I felt awkward holding a hot chocolate while standing in a elevator in a long sleeve shirt carrying a sketchbook....

    BUT NOW I'LL BE IN BLACK!!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah, i do a lot of charcoal/ink work at school, so it's a practicality thing for me, too

    even when it's not, that's almost all i own.

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    ShiboeShiboe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    All my previous ideas have been trumped by bomb's vid; sexy lobster is undeniably ace.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    welll.... there always IS some truth to all stereotype-ifying people... So why is it that one of the stereotypes is black people cant swim?

    I personallly dont care if I get charcoal on my clothes though whether black or not

    Also orikaeshigtaeoajokjawoetrat your location is false for the ground is not cold

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
    Girls just head over here for your Halloween costume needs:

    Ha! I love that guy. Especially as Guile.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm going to be a malcontent.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    welll.... there always IS some truth to all stereotype-ifying people... So why is it that one of the stereotypes is black people cant swim?

    I personallly dont care if I get charcoal on my clothes though whether black or not

    Also orikaeshigtaeoajokjawoetrat your location is false for the ground is not cold

    There's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope
    And a briar patch of berries takin' over the slope
    The cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town
    Till we bury every dream in the cold cold ground

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    That sexy gandalf costume is ridiculous. I would just be laughing constantly if I saw that because the beard is just so absurdly long.

    I might dress up as Rorschach but I dunno if I can find a good mask.

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Sexy sexy, and Frog.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    The angry new jersey shopkeeper was funnier than any of the costumes.

    Get off your fuckin' ass and get the fuck down here I got shit im tryin' to sell!

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited October 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    The angry new jersey shopkeeper was funnier than any of the costumes.

    Get off your fuckin' ass and get the fuck down here I got shit im tryin' to sell!

    I love it because I've seen countless ads from Buffalo that are pretty much the same without the swearing.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope
    And a briar patch of berries takin' over the slope
    The cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town
    Till we bury every dream in the cold cold ground

    This song is false

    Allow me to fix it

    There's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope
    And a briar patch of berries takin' over the slope
    The cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town
    Till we bury every dream in the moderately warm ground


    you may alsoooo use slightly warm I suppose if you want............ But by no means is the ground cold

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    There's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope
    And a briar patch of berries takin' over the slope
    The cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town
    Till we bury every dream in the cold cold ground

    This song is false

    Allow me to fix it

    There's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope
    And a briar patch of berries takin' over the slope
    The cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town
    Till we bury every dream in the moderately warm ground


    you may alsoooo use slightly warm I suppose if you want............ But by no means is the ground cold

    it is in the tundra

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    it is in tom waits' mind

    everything is cold there

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it is in tom waits' mind

    everything is cold there

    and gravelly

    no

    wait

    bouldery

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If it was in the Tundra and we are talking about ground here not ice. Then the ground temperature would be warmer then above ground and therefore would be warm which is why many small animals go underground to hibernate clearlyyyyyyyy.

    BUT!!! There are no willow trees or Cats in mailboxes in the tundra

    So therefore he is benefitting the dreams to bury them in the ground in the tundra lands. Tom waits therefore is a environmentalist gasp!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    it is in tom waits' mind

    everything is cold there

    and gravelly

    no

    wait

    bouldery

    tom waits' mind is a bitter winter in an abandoned building in detroit

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is also false

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    loomdun are you drunk

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I never come to these forums sober

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited October 2008
    Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
    Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

    so up.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    OHHHHH!!! Don't worry I probably only have at maximum 2 more weeks of existence then i'll fade away again for another 2-4 years and come back I am like a unknown holiday that no one likes

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    If it was in the Tundra and we are talking about ground here not ice. Then the ground temperature would be warmer then above ground and therefore would be warm which is why many small animals go underground to hibernate clearlyyyyyyyy.

    This Just In: Urgent News Update:

    The ground is never cold. Only ice is cold!

    And tonight: Animals Have Managed to Drill Through Permafrost with Sharp, Sharp Teeth

    News At Eleven!

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is all true

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    /votekick Loomdun

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It worked on ege02

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I never come to these forums sober

    actually a good idea

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    If it was in the Tundra and we are talking about ground here not ice. Then the ground temperature would be warmer then above ground and therefore would be warm which is why many small animals go underground to hibernate clearlyyyyyyyy.

    This Just In: Urgent News Update:

    The ground is never cold. Only ice is cold!

    And tonight: Animals Have Managed to Drill Through Permafrost with Sharp, Sharp Teeth

    News At Eleven!

    I'm on the edge of my seat!

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    If it was in the Tundra and we are talking about ground here not ice. Then the ground temperature would be warmer then above ground and therefore would be warm which is why many small animals go underground to hibernate clearlyyyyyyyy.

    This Just In: Urgent News Update:

    The ground is never cold. Only ice is cold!

    And tonight: Animals Have Managed to Drill Through Permafrost with Sharp, Sharp Teeth

    News At Eleven!

    I'm on the edge of my seat!

    You should probably scoot back, you've got like a whole seat you're not using. You'll likely be way more comfortable.

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    ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008

    You should probably scoot back, you've got like a whole seat you're not using. You'll likely be way more comfortable.

    Not only this ^ but you'll likely have back problems if you sit like that for too long.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Also its best to replace your chair when the cushioning begins to thin out for ultimate comfort

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Also its best to replace your chair when the cushioning begins to thin out for ultimate comfort
    Man Loomdun, you've eaten extra crayons today, haven't you?

    You guys, I have chronic laziness. What is the cure? So far, only caffeine has worked, but it's becoming decreasingly effective.

    But seriously, caffeine turns me into like a super-work-android that is all productive and shit. But it costs money, you know? I think if I bring my problem to the health center, maybe my insurance will cover a espresso prescription.

    I've heard ridilin works too.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pink and yellow crayons contain the most powerful flavor

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    If it was in the Tundra and we are talking about ground here not ice. Then the ground temperature would be warmer then above ground and therefore would be warm which is why many small animals go underground to hibernate clearlyyyyyyyy.

    This Just In: Urgent News Update:

    The ground is never cold. Only ice is cold!

    And tonight: Animals Have Managed to Drill Through Permafrost with Sharp, Sharp Teeth

    News At Eleven!

    I'm on the edge of my seat!

    You should probably scoot back, you've got like a whole seat you're not using. You'll likely be way more comfortable.

    You have not seen my office chair. It's the anti-ergonomic!

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