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[Phalla]ctica: Day Nine: A Measure of Salvation (Cylon Victory)

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !Jester

    Moohahahahahaha! Die Cylon! I will choke you out with my cold metal piston hands!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Good afternoon. Nothing new to report, so I'll just give the spreadsheet and vote counts.

    Current Spreadsheet (up to post 1282)

    Vote Counts:
    Treason Vote

    Jester313 - 24 votes

    eeccccoo tthhee ddoollpphhiinn - 1 vote
    sportzboytjw - 1 vote
    weatheredclown - 1 vote

    3 players remaining to vote.

    Insurgent Second Vote

    DevoutlyApathetic - 8 votes

    B:L - 7 votes

    kime - 3 votes

    El Skid - 2 votes

    eeccccoo tthhee ddoollpphhiinn - 1 vote
    JPants - 1 vote

    8 players remaining to vote.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DA since he was a cool Interesting buddy!

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !DA because I haven't voted yet.

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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Since it doesn't look like we'll have a change in orders, I'm calling it a night and letting my votes stand as they are. G'night, Phalla.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, am I going to win a Phalla award for most votes cast in a night?

    With less than three hours left till close, the majority has spoken. Good luck village.

    I hope my death shakes some of you out of your slumber. You have chosen wrong.

    Please, hang Sportz from a goddamned rope once I'm gone.

    (Unless he is the Seer, which is the only alternative explanation I can give for his inexplicable survivability. But even that flies in the face of Eecc's "limited sized network" and his ability to dodge bandwagons.)

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jester313 wrote: »
    (Unless he is the Seer, which is the only alternative explanation I can give for his inexplicable survivability. But even that flies in the face of Eecc's "limited sized network" and his ability to dodge bandwagons.)

    Huh? I don't think I actually used the term "limited sized network" anywhere. I also don't see how supposing that he was the seer prevents him from being in a network? I'm not quite following the argument here, I'm afraid.

    Also, Jester313.

    Can't believe I forgot to vote. =/

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    SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh yeah, we need a leader, don't we?

    !DA

    Don't die on us!

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You're sure bitter about it Jester. You were pointing at me even before the analysis. Seemed grudging.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm not bitter. Just accepting. I know this has to happen for things to get better.

    Maybe once I'm gone, people will stop being sheep and waiting with bated breath for Blarney to issue his decrees.

    Really though, I now know how to play a Vanillager. Never get on a bandwagon. And never PM anyone, ever.

    So, next Phalla I'll make my two posts and a vote, and see what the narration brings.

    There is now less than one and a half hours to retract your vote and send it to Sportz. But, I am firmly hoping he is deeply entrenched in the "network" and this all works out for the best.

    And you're right Eecc. It was Kime who talked about the small "network" size. And now I've been drinking (for reasons unrelated to this Phalla) and am posting drunk. So, for the next hour and a half, I will be your host. Ask any question what so ever, and I will answer.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Now you know how to do it!

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Not a question.

    Next?

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, after me, who's the most suspicious to you Jesty?

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Huh. No curfew tonight, it seems.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Honestly, I would say Blarney. But I have to think a Seer has verified him by now.

    So why not The_Reflection.

    Delro: Technically, not a question.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Heh. Okay, why do you think there is no curfew tonight? Is it because the toasters ran out, because there is a cooldown, or because they don't want one tonight?

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why isn't there a curfew tonight? And how drunk are you?

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Because they can only do it on certain nights. I was in a Phalla once where I could move the vote, but it had limits. They might only be able to do it every other night.

    @ Sportz: Drunk enough...to...F@&$....your mother!

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jester313 wrote: »
    Because they can only do it on certain nights. I was in a Phalla once where I could move the vote, but it had limits. They might only be able to do it every other night.

    Yeah, they used it two nights in a row, though.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why would you want to fail my mother? She's a nice lady.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Delro: Maybe it gains potency if they rest? How much did it change each night? Did it lose power the second night?

    Sportz: I figure you've failed her miserably thus far, she'd have to love me despite my shortcomings.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sportz: you're snakeyes, go kick deadpools ass.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Egos: "Deadpool's". And that's not a question.

    Next.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Are you happy with the casting of Deadpool in the new Wolverine movie?
    I'm not a fan of Ryan Reynolds

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Honestly, the casting of Deadpool is moot. It is the writing that matters.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think I already did. And I did it the ninja way. Silently.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Not a question.

    But it helps when you have the mafia backing you.

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    Ares of KobolAres of Kobol Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    On a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you?

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Niner.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    BIG SPOILER BELOW.

    I'M SERIOUS.
    SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.
    Is that really Earth they landed on, or is it just another step on the journey?

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Whats your favorite brand of beer?

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nope. Heckuva week at work. Doubting myself. And, I love me some tequila.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm posting from the quarters of our illustrious Admiral right now.

    He's busy typing up a monster of a post. Then we're going to play some Brawl.

    He wants me to tell you guys to continue to Row Row Fight da Powah.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Not a question.

    But I look forward to the post.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Then we're going to play some Brawl.

    Is that what you kids call it these days? :winky:

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Is that a niner?

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There was definitely a "niner" in there.

    Does anyone watch Mad Men?

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jester313 wrote: »
    I'm not bitter. Just accepting. I know this has to happen for things to get better.

    Maybe once I'm gone, people will stop being sheep and waiting with bated breath for Blarney to issue his decrees.

    Really though, I now know how to play a Vanillager. Never get on a bandwagon. And never PM anyone, ever.

    So, next Phalla I'll make my two posts and a vote, and see what the narration brings.

    There is now less than one and a half hours to retract your vote and send it to Sportz. But, I am firmly hoping he is deeply entrenched in the "network" and this all works out for the best.

    And you're right Eecc. It was Kime who talked about the small "network" size. And now I've been drinking (for reasons unrelated to this Phalla) and am posting drunk. So, for the next hour and a half, I will be your host. Ask any question what so ever, and I will answer.

    Hey, in all past days, I've stayed back for the majority of the day to let people make their own discussion, to voice their own suspicions. Perhaps it was a mistake of me to vote so early. But I had, for once, my own concern to voice. And so it was made, and people have chosen to follow. I have told people all along to think about who they find suspicious for themselves.

    I don't blame you for feeling a little bitter. Don't overreact to the events that have led up to this situation. Lots of people have just jumped on bandwagons. Lots of people have contacted me. Don't become someone who is only minimally active - that's not fun for you, and it's not fun for anyone else.

    This is a game. Situations change with each one. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I had a seven-game streak of being evil - had some good runs, had some bad runs. Despite being one of the worst baddie players ever, I was able to enjoy each one whether I was in it for the long run, or dropped Day 1.

    I admit I haven't been the best leader. We are still at quite a disadvantage against our enemies. The things we gained last night were not nearly enough to bring us back to full balance. I'll accept it if you blame me if we lose this game. I'll be the first to put a loss' blame on myself, in fact. I know you're just fighting for your survival, trying to justify your continued survival in this game. But I'm just making sure that things don't get taken at an extreme angle.

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    A very well thought out and august post.

    !Jester313

    Blarney: That was not a question.

    Next. You have less than forty minutes.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jester just really really really loves his BSG, and he canonically wants to survive this one. Right, Jester?

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