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The creeeeeeepy thread

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I don't know beavo.

    I just didn't take you for the type.
    well she is Greek
    and you know how superstitious that lot is

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    ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    ogcam777 wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    really Beavo?

    wow.

    *snip*

    Jesus Christ, did your mom get off on scaring the living shit out of you?

    I mean, fuck

    i dunno we actually just recently had this conversation in my household
    apparently my aunt let my baby cousin watch some ridiculous horror movie on the grounds that he (a 5 year old) picked it out.
    i distinctly remember my grandma being like "hey alex wanna watch a movie?" when i was about 6. the movie was IT. I am to this day afraid of clowns.

    i don't think they understand how impressionable kids are. so i got in a big fight with them all and they were like "you're silly you turned out fine"
    yeah i'm alright i'm just TERRIFIED OF FUCKING GHOSTS AND CLOWNS YOU ASSHOLES.

    Well, that's ok. Clowns is some scary shit.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh shit, I said I wasn't going to post in this thread anymore.

    Dammit, it's hard to keep track.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    being scared of clowns is so passe

    I try to be on the cutting-edge of things to be scared by

    right now it's ancient evils and cosmic horrors

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh shit, I said I wasn't going to post in this thread anymore.

    Dammit, it's hard to keep track.

    I thought that was the Obama thread?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    the only thing I'm scared of is bitches

    they be crazy

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ghost clowns.

    Ghost clown serial killers.

    John Wayne Gacy Jr.

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    ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    being scared of clowns is so passe

    I try to be on the cutting-edge of things to be scared by

    right now it's ancient evils and cosmic horrors

    So, pretty much anything Lovecraft?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    natek wrote: »
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    hey guys, the ring is on right now

    I honestly didn't find much scary about that movie, but iapparently it inspired the ending for th"Bloody Mary" episode of Supernatural, which startled the shit out of me.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh shit, I said I wasn't going to post in this thread anymore.

    Dammit, it's hard to keep track.

    I thought that was the Obama thread?

    No no, I don't want to go in the Obama thread anymore, I was pretty specifically told to piss off when I posted in this one.

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    cosmic i am freaked the fuck out
    sleeping with the lights on
    and the tv

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hahahah awwwww
    that one made me feel better

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Those cosmic horrors will get you

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's for nighttime snuggles.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what network is playing The Ring, anyway?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    one can fight a ghost, with science and with magic and with hollow bullets made of silver and filled with holy water and hemlock

    but ain't no way you're beating an immortal terror from beyond the infinite blackness

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    man, i am all about irrational fears

    the other day i spent about fifteen minutes working up the courage to kill a spider because i was about to take a bath and i didn't want it to climb on me while i was chillin'

    if i hadn't it would have totally ruined my bathing experience

    itt orikae is a littel bebbeh

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh shit, I said I wasn't going to post in this thread anymore.

    Dammit, it's hard to keep track.

    I thought that was the Obama thread?

    No no, I don't want to go in the Obama thread anymore, I was pretty specifically told to piss off when I posted in this one.

    I think the thread has been pretty irrevocably ruined at this point anyway.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, spiders are real.

    And fucking hideous and scary.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    plus it looked like a jumping spider

    i hate those things

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i am also afraid of spiders
    and needles
    i am a baby.

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    ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Well, spiders are real.

    And fucking hideous and scary.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    i am also afraid of spiders
    and needles
    i am a baby.

    Needles are dicks. I hate those things so much.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm totally cool with big tarantula type spiders, but those little buggers scare the hell out of me.
    We have brown recluse where I live and getting bit by those is not fun.
    Flesh destroying poison is a bitch.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I've had roaches and lizards in the shower a bunch of times in India. Nothing worse than a fat lizard corpse staring at you while you shower.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i am also afraid of spiders
    and needles
    i am a baby.

    Needles are dicks. I hate those things so much.

    maybe your dick

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ever since a raccoon tore up a campground I was staying at last year I've had a little phobia of them

    I mean if one of those fuckers was rabid and came at me before I knew where he was coming from he could do some serious damage to my ankles

    they make terrifying noises

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    i am also afraid of spiders
    and needles
    i am a baby.


    At this point i would say i am more afraid of babies than spiders and needles.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We have an enormous bat population at my campus.
    Usually they don't pose any problems.
    Only time you have to be wary is when you see one in daylight.
    Usually means they are sick and possibly rabid.
    I think the current estimate is 1 in 200 bats at our campus have rabies.
    Also needles used to scare me but being in the hospital so much kind of "cured" me of that fear.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i am also afraid of spiders
    and needles
    i am a baby.

    Needles are dicks. I hate those things so much.

    maybe your dick

    Maybe one of those rabies needles, I hear those fuckers are huge

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so I've been trying to find good ghost stories on Internet and this one is kind of eerie!
    During the summer of 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange, humanlike creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed.

    Primarily focused in rural New York state, self proclaimed witnesses told stories of thier enounters with a creature of unkown origin. Emotions ranged from extremely traumatic levels of fright and discomfort, to an almost childlike sense of playfulness and curiosity. While their published versions are no longer on record, the memories remained powerful. Several of the involved parties began looking for answers that year.

    In early 2006, the collaboration had accumulated nearly two dozen documents dating between the 12th century and present day, spanning 4 continents. In almost all cases, the stories were identical. I've been in contact with a member of this group and was able to get some exceprts from their upcoming book.



    The Rake

    A Suicide Note: 1964

    As I prepare to take my life, I feel it necessary to assuage any guilt or pain I have introduced through this act. It is not the fault of anyone other than him. For once I awoke and felt his presence. And once I awoke and saw his form. Once again I awoke and heard his voice, and looked into his eyes. I cannot sleep without fear of what I might next awake to experience. I cannot ever wake. Goodbye.

    Found in the same wooden box were two empty envelopes addressed to William and Rose, and one loose personal letter with no envelope.

    Dearest Linnie,
    I have prayed for you. He spoke your name.


    A Journal Entry (translated from Spanish): 1880

    I have experience the greatest terror. I have experienced the greatest terror. I have experienced the greatest terror. I see his eyes when I close mine. They are hollow. Black. They saw me and pierced me. His wet hand. I will not sleep. His voice (unintelligible text).


    A Mariner's Log: 1691

    He came to me in my sleep. From the foot of my bed I felt a sensation. He took everything. We must return to England. We shall not return here again at the request of the Rake.


    From a Witness: 2006

    Three years ago, I had just returned from a trip from Niagara Falls with my family for the 4th of July. We were all very exhausted after a long day of driving, so my husband and I put the kids right to bed and called it a night.

    At about 4am, I woke up thinking my husband had gotten up to use the restroom. I used the moment to steal back the sheets, only to wake him in the process. I appologized and told him I though he got out of bed. When he turned to face me, he gasped and pulled his feet up from the end of the bed so quickly his knee almost knocked me out of the bed. He then grabbed me and said nothing.

    After adjusting to the dark for a half second, I was able to see what caused the strange reaction. At the foot of the bed, sitting and facing away from us, there was what appeared to be a naked man, or a large hairless dog of some sort. It's body position was disturbing and unnatural, as if it had been hit by a car or something. For some reason, I was not instantly frightened by it, but more concerned as to its condition. At this point I was somewhat under the assumption that we were supposed to help him.

    My husband was peering over his arm and knee, tucked into the fetal position, occasionally glancing at me before returning to the creature.

    In a flurry of motion, the creature scrambled around the side of the bed, and then crawled quickly in a flailing sort of motion right along the bed until it was less than a foot from my husband's face. The creature was completely silent for about 30 seconds (or probably closer to 5, it just seemed like a while) just looking at my husband. The creature then placed its hand on his knee and ran into the hallway, leading to the kids' rooms.

    I screamed and ran for the lightswitch, planning to stop him before he hurt my children. When I got to the hallway, the light from the bedroom was enough to see it crouching and hunched over about 20 feet away. He turned around and looked directly at me, covered in blood. I flipped the switch on the wall and saw my daughter Clara.

    The creature ran down the stairs while my husband and I rushed to help our daughter. She was very badly injured and spoke only once more in her short life. She said "he is the Rake".

    My husband drove his car into a lake that night, while rushing our daughter to the hospital. He did not survive.

    Being a small town, news got around pretty quickly. The police were helpful at first, and the local newspaper took a lot of interest as well. However, the story was never published and the local television news never followed up either.

    For several months, my son Justin and I stayed in a hotel near my parent's house. After we decided to return home, I began looking for answers myself. I eventually located a man in the next town over who had a similar story. We got in contact and began talking about our experiences. He knew of two other people in New York who had seen the creature we now referred to as the Rake.

    It took the four of us about two solid years of hunting on the internet and writing letters to come up with a small collection of what we believe to be accounts of the Rake. None of them gave any details, history or follow up. One journal had an entry involving the creature in its first 3 pages, and never mentioned it again. A ship's log explained nothing of the encounter, saying only that they were told to leave by the Rake. That was the last entry in the log.

    There were, however, many instances where the creature's visit was one of a series of visits with the same person. Multiple people also mentioned being spoken to, my daughter included. This led us to wonder if the Rake had visited any of us before our last encounter.

    I set up a digital recorder near my bed and left it running all night, every night, for two weeks. I would tediously scan through the sounds of me rolling around in my bed each day when I woke up. By the end of the second week, I was quite used to the occasional sound of sleep while blurring through the recording at 8 times the normal speed. (This still took almost an hour every day)

    On the first day of the third week, I thought I heard something different. What I found was a shrill voice. It was the Rake. I can't listen to it long enough to even begin to transcribe it. I haven't let anyone listen to it yet. All I know is that I've heard it before, and I now believe that it spoke when it was sitting in front of my husband. I don't remember hearing anything at the time, but for some reason, the voice on the recorder immediately brings me back to that moment.

    The thoughts that must have gone through my daughter's head make me very upset.

    I have not seen the Rake since he ruined my life, but I know that he has been in my room while I slept. I know and fear that one night I'll wake up to see him staring at me.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm only scared by small asian women

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    man, i am all about irrational fears

    the other day i spent about fifteen minutes working up the courage to kill a spider because i was about to take a bath and i didn't want it to climb on me while i was chillin'

    if i hadn't it would have totally ruined my bathing experience

    itt orikae is a littel bebbeh

    I honestly don't mind spiders if they're away in a corner, minding their own business, as long as they don't get near me.

    The other day I noticed a fly flitting near my head while I was at the computer. I go to swat it, but it isn't a fly; A spider had descended down until it was dangling right next to my face. I honestly don't remember exactly what I did next, because I went into a blind panic and the next split second I was standing on my bed behind my computer chair.

    The spider fell and disappeared around the floor, and for a little while I was scared to sit back down. D:

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the rake says

    right hand blue

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    hey cosmic, you should set up a webcam to watch that photo

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh shit

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    awesome natek!

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D:

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I cannot stop laughing at that

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    where did you find that story Dichotomy?

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