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Bayonetta - giving naughty little angels a good spanking.
360 controller makes it easier, but it wasn't that hard in 3, either. It's not like its any more contorted than anything you're expected to do in a Metal Gear game. Hold X/Square down with your thumb, but slid far enough over that you can feel the side of Y/Triangle, then roll your thumb sideways to push it.
Well, I haven't played DMC4, but I always thought playing, say, Gunslinger in DMC3 with the default configuration was such a pain the ass. I mean, I could probably learn it, but it seems so needlessly complicated. Particularly while doing quick jump cancels.
Why would you need to jump cancel in gunslinger? Canceling is really only helpful for melee skills.
Someone here hasn't done enough shotgun JCing. (though to be fair, you're not charging during it per se)
I'm getting this game. Sometime. I think it has potential. Of course, if I'm wrong, you can never prove I typed this. I will claim hackers. Hackers who want to throw a pall of doubt on me. Crazy hackers.
But it looks like it'll be crazy with some cringe 'why-did-I-even-crack-a-smile-at-that' moments and tons of bodies to shoot. With several guns. I've thought that we only know what we've seen here, so who -knows- the kinda crazy shit that might get included in the final release. Hair is apparently very versatile in this game. :winky:
Also, I may not be able to express this in the way I'm intending, but was I the only person who got a sort of Hellsing vibe? As in crazy ass movements, proportions and poses? First thing I thought of while I saw the second trailer with the way she moved was the first episode when Alucard first does his thang and just the way he's composed. I may be completely out of my mind and my associations may be out of whack. But maybe somebody will validate me on this. Or I will get booed.
I'm getting this game. Sometime. I think it has potential. Of course, if I'm wrong, you can never prove I typed this. I will claim hackers. Hackers who want to throw a pall of doubt on me. Crazy hackers.
But it looks like it'll be crazy with some cringe 'why-did-I-even-crack-a-smile-at-that' moments and tons of bodies to shoot. With several guns. I've thought that we only know what we've seen here, so who -knows- the kinda crazy shit that might get included in the final release. Hair is apparently very versatile in this game. :winky:
Also, I may not be able to express this in the way I'm intending, but was I the only person who got a sort of Hellsing vibe? As in crazy ass movements, proportions and poses? First thing I thought of while I saw the second trailer with the way she moved was the first episode when Alucard first does his thang and just the way he's composed. I may be completely out of my mind and my associations may be out of whack. But maybe somebody will validate me on this. Or I will get booed.
I'm quoting you so you can't claim that hackers did it.
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
You forget the fact that she "undresses" when she uses her hair for the aformentioned special moves.
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
I'm getting this game. Sometime. I think it has potential. Of course, if I'm wrong, you can never prove I typed this. I will claim hackers. Hackers who want to throw a pall of doubt on me. Crazy hackers.
But it looks like it'll be crazy with some cringe 'why-did-I-even-crack-a-smile-at-that' moments and tons of bodies to shoot. With several guns. I've thought that we only know what we've seen here, so who -knows- the kinda crazy shit that might get included in the final release. Hair is apparently very versatile in this game. :winky:
Also, I may not be able to express this in the way I'm intending, but was I the only person who got a sort of Hellsing vibe? As in crazy ass movements, proportions and poses? First thing I thought of while I saw the second trailer with the way she moved was the first episode when Alucard first does his thang and just the way he's composed. I may be completely out of my mind and my associations may be out of whack. But maybe somebody will validate me on this. Or I will get booed.
I'm quoting you so you can't claim that hackers did it.
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
As far as I'm concerned, there should be more crotch shots. Just to make people like him uncomfortable and keep them far away from our game.
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
As far as I'm concerned, there should be more crotch shots. Just to make people like him uncomfortable and keep them far away from our game.
Only for that reason.
Only.
That reason.
Yes.
I had a suggestion that would keep people away from the game all typed out, however when I went to push submit, my fingers quivered. I had typed out something so horribly wrong that i just could not expose it to the innocence of these intertubes.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
All the "OMG CROTCH SHOT" and "OMG WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A WHORE" people are guilty of such epic fail.
Unless you were equally derisive of Duke Nuken 3D or God of War, then I can't even look at you.
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
You forget the fact that she "undresses" when she uses her hair for the aformentioned special moves.
HAWT :winky:
the number of terkin jerkins this game might lead me to....:...:
MongerI got the ham stink.Dallas, TXRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
I'm not entirely sure what I'm feeling right now. It's like my joy and my shame know that their love is forbidden, but they don't care and are having hot monkey sex in my subconscious.
I assume that's a good thing because it involves the nasty.
Also, there is a whip. I regret that I was not aware of this before.
I'm not entirely sure what I'm feeling right now. It's like my joy and my shame know that their love is forbidden, but they don't care and are having hot monkey sex in my subconscious.
the NG games are great games, but they aren't as good (or well made) as DMC 1 and 3. (4 to a lesser extent).
You've given a good description--however, your experience is not necessarily the universal one. Mine seems to be spending a lot more time on the offensive by comparison--I easily spend twice (sometime three times, depending on the difficult) as much of my time block and dodging, combined, actually attacking (I'm a fan of abusing the Flyling Swallow).
My DMC experience isn't as extensive, but it mostly consists of jump, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Jump back, shoot, shoot, shoot. I acquired that in 3 and it led up to 4. Thus, as me and my friends (who mostly run sub-missions, since those are faster), agree--DMC is good, but the gameplay isn't as varied (or visceral) as NG or the sequel.
(I'm not going to delve in DMC4, since once I realized, "Crap, I've been here before and fought these exact same bosses, and it wasn't fun the first time" basically makes up the entire singleplayer element, my judgement was inevitably tainted. It does it worse than NG2, which is saying a lot.)
What I'm trying to say is that a close examination like this can vary a lot because in these sort of games, you find something that works and--since there's no multilayer element--you tend to stick with it. Bayonetta will probably be the same.
Though they're also throwing in the whole 'Kinky S&M Librarian with Freaky Hair Kung-Fu and Gun Heels'....which I don't know what to make of. We probably shouldn't assume just because it has some big names behind it that it ABSOLUTELY MUST BE GOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR RESERVATIONS ASSHOLE, but nor do we know it'll suck. I'm going for somewhere between Ninja Blade Mediocre and a surprisingly good title. I'm sure there won't be as many crotch shots in the final product. Probably.
EDIT: Oh, and that narrator guy needs to freaking die. We can read, right guys?
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
edited April 2009
Okay, so I can appreciate a couple things about this. First, knowing how much it'll be like the sort of DMC kind of gameplay is a plus for me. I can dig that kind of thing.
Second, they definitely cut back on the sex appeal in this trailer. It seemed like they wanted to give a fair handshake to plot this time.
This is ridiculous Japanese video game pornography designed by someone who does not have a very strong grip on reality.
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G RolDorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...Nell'sRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
You know the gameplay actually looks pretty solid, but I don't dig the fetish mixing going on her. You can't throw a sexy librarian, bondage queen, and goth lolita into the same pot and expect to stew up the hottest thing ever. Jack of all trades and master of none methinks.
Plus, that jazz piano shit is the dumbest goddamn shit in the world. Is that supposed to pump me up? Fuck that noise.
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
edited April 2009
Jazz works as a "pump up" music. It worked in Cowboy Bebop.
I dunno if I'd classify that music as jazz though. It really had a Castlevania kind of vibe to it. It fits a bit.
You know the gameplay actually looks pretty solid, but I don't dig the fetish mixing going on her. You can't throw a sexy librarian, bondage queen, and goth lolita into the same pot and expect to stew up the hottest thing ever. Jack of all trades and master of none methinks.
Plus, that jazz piano shit is the dumbest goddamn shit in the world. Is that supposed to pump me up? Fuck that noise.
You sir, speak of heresy and mutiny against all things delicious.
But honestly, I can see them using this shit for advertising.. but I bet there is a strong game in there. You can't have this many weird and fucked up features without building a solid game, you just cant.
This is ridiculous Japanese video game pornography designed by someone who does not have a very strong grip on reality.
I've never been a big fan of DMC or its creator (seriously? You're the only one who can take action games in a new direction? So I guess God Hand and Ninja Gaiden never existed then, huh?) but I'll still probably end up buying this anyway since it's a Platinum Studios game.
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Someone here hasn't done enough shotgun JCing. (though to be fair, you're not charging during it per se)
But it looks like it'll be crazy with some cringe 'why-did-I-even-crack-a-smile-at-that' moments and tons of bodies to shoot. With several guns. I've thought that we only know what we've seen here, so who -knows- the kinda crazy shit that might get included in the final release. Hair is apparently very versatile in this game. :winky:
Also, I may not be able to express this in the way I'm intending, but was I the only person who got a sort of Hellsing vibe? As in crazy ass movements, proportions and poses? First thing I thought of while I saw the second trailer with the way she moved was the first episode when Alucard first does his thang and just the way he's composed. I may be completely out of my mind and my associations may be out of whack. But maybe somebody will validate me on this. Or I will get booed.
I'm quoting you so you can't claim that hackers did it.
The 1.5 seconds at the end let me know that the amazon lust will be fed.
Hooray for action chick wearing glasses.
Wish I could say hooray for action chick wearing glasses who doesn't act slutt- BANG BANG BANG- STAB
Yes.
Yes they were.
It is a game in which the main character uses her hair for her special moves, clothing, and guns, of which she simultaneously uses four. And you are thinking "Hm, crotch shots may be going too far"?!
You forget the fact that she "undresses" when she uses her hair for the aformentioned special moves.
STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSATBCLEAVEHACKMURDER *hides evidence*
Blast you! YOU'RE ONE OF -THEM-!
Only for that reason.
Only.
That reason.
Yes.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
I had a suggestion that would keep people away from the game all typed out, however when I went to push submit, my fingers quivered. I had typed out something so horribly wrong that i just could not expose it to the innocence of these intertubes.
Unless you were equally derisive of Duke Nuken 3D or God of War, then I can't even look at you.
HAWT :winky:
the number of terkin jerkins this game might lead me to....:...:
I find it offensive the state of sexism in today's video games.
Women are more than just breasts and ass. They are a a mind and a soul
Now I'm going to play Sexy Beach 3, later biznitches.:whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq8ljcb3CZ8
I assume that's a good thing because it involves the nasty.
Also, there is a whip. I regret that I was not aware of this before.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
That trailer's great.
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Thank goodness you'll probably fail.
You've given a good description--however, your experience is not necessarily the universal one. Mine seems to be spending a lot more time on the offensive by comparison--I easily spend twice (sometime three times, depending on the difficult) as much of my time block and dodging, combined, actually attacking (I'm a fan of abusing the Flyling Swallow).
My DMC experience isn't as extensive, but it mostly consists of jump, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Jump back, shoot, shoot, shoot. I acquired that in 3 and it led up to 4. Thus, as me and my friends (who mostly run sub-missions, since those are faster), agree--DMC is good, but the gameplay isn't as varied (or visceral) as NG or the sequel.
(I'm not going to delve in DMC4, since once I realized, "Crap, I've been here before and fought these exact same bosses, and it wasn't fun the first time" basically makes up the entire singleplayer element, my judgement was inevitably tainted. It does it worse than NG2, which is saying a lot.)
What I'm trying to say is that a close examination like this can vary a lot because in these sort of games, you find something that works and--since there's no multilayer element--you tend to stick with it. Bayonetta will probably be the same.
Though they're also throwing in the whole 'Kinky S&M Librarian with Freaky Hair Kung-Fu and Gun Heels'....which I don't know what to make of. We probably shouldn't assume just because it has some big names behind it that it ABSOLUTELY MUST BE GOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR RESERVATIONS ASSHOLE, but nor do we know it'll suck. I'm going for somewhere between Ninja Blade Mediocre and a surprisingly good title. I'm sure there won't be as many crotch shots in the final product. Probably.
EDIT: Oh, and that narrator guy needs to freaking die. We can read, right guys?
Second, they definitely cut back on the sex appeal in this trailer. It seemed like they wanted to give a fair handshake to plot this time.
This is ridiculous Japanese video game pornography designed by someone who does not have a very strong grip on reality.
Plus, that jazz piano shit is the dumbest goddamn shit in the world. Is that supposed to pump me up? Fuck that noise.
I dunno if I'd classify that music as jazz though. It really had a Castlevania kind of vibe to it. It fits a bit.
You sir, speak of heresy and mutiny against all things delicious.
But honestly, I can see them using this shit for advertising.. but I bet there is a strong game in there. You can't have this many weird and fucked up features without building a solid game, you just cant.
Buying it day one though.
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The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
With Kung-Fu Grip :winky:
I've never been a big fan of DMC or its creator (seriously? You're the only one who can take action games in a new direction? So I guess God Hand and Ninja Gaiden never existed then, huh?) but I'll still probably end up buying this anyway since it's a Platinum Studios game.
sounds like a recipe for awesome to me
have fun looking down your nose at life
I mean, ideally I wish it had less pandering fan service, but, stuff like that is easily tuned out.
which is strange considering australia is actually pretty damn secular. oh well.