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So I got involved with a girl I'm currently living with.
Boring details spoiler'd.
For the second time (We had just moved a different city with several mutual friends; I had first gotten involved about a year prior). After about a month of light-hearted (so I thought) dating, I broke up with her, deeming it better in the long run, rather than date for a long time in a relationship neither of us (so she said) saw going anywhere and ending it when she loved me.
A month later we were on speaking terms until she misread a blog from earlier this year and somehow that caused her to hate my guts to the point of where she'll send me text messages (we're still living together mind you) saying she hates me and just wants to let me know I'll die alone.
Long story short she burned one of my hats the other night, and apparently took some of my shirts. (???) I'm pretty miffed.
Relate to me stories of revenge from past relationships.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
Well see, if she is secretly twelve now.
How old was she secretly before?
I bet you were sleeping with a 10 year old! Grosssss.
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The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
Well see, if she is secretly twelve now.
How old was she secretly before?
I bet you were sleeping with a 10 year old! Grosssss.
The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
See, your first mistake was sleeping with a crazy.
you second mistake was moving in with a crazy
Here is what you do.
apologize, claim you didn't know what you were thinking, she's right. You'll die alone, never get anyone better, a complete waste of space. Ask for her help. Once everything is fine and dandy, start hanging out with her and her friends. Then just her friends. Then take her friend out on a lake.
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Who burns hats
FOOT SWEATERS
it's the only way to be sure
Oh, and this was a hat that I never wear, and she liked wearing.
The joke's on her.
Also: What sayings? Tell me these sayings.
oops
cause, ow
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if you don't have a cat, buy one
then sick it on her.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Pee on one of her hats.
hahahahaha
haha
Or both of you are really into casual sex
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
realize it aint no thang
and get the fuck over it
FOOT SWEATERS
On the contrary, I feel one should always do a roomba.
now they're all friends or some shit, it's a little weird
but i don't really care since i don't talk to any of them anymore
lottttttts of sex occurred in those years, however
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The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.
I think she's secretly 12.
That means you're secretly a pedophile.
just be sure to never have make up sex
then send it to her
FOOT SWEATERS
Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
wait until she does something blatently illegal
call the police
FOOT SWEATERS
Well see, if she is secretly twelve now.
How old was she secretly before?
I bet you were sleeping with a 10 year old! Grosssss.
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Maybe some stairs?
That's what made it so dangerously fun.
See, your first mistake was sleeping with a crazy.
you second mistake was moving in with a crazy
Here is what you do.
Then fuck on the boat
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