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Never Do A Roomie.

FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I got involved with a girl I'm currently living with.

Boring details spoiler'd.
For the second time (We had just moved a different city with several mutual friends; I had first gotten involved about a year prior). After about a month of light-hearted (so I thought) dating, I broke up with her, deeming it better in the long run, rather than date for a long time in a relationship neither of us (so she said) saw going anywhere and ending it when she loved me.

A month later we were on speaking terms until she misread a blog from earlier this year and somehow that caused her to hate my guts to the point of where she'll send me text messages (we're still living together mind you) saying she hates me and just wants to let me know I'll die alone.

Long story short she burned one of my hats the other night, and apparently took some of my shirts. (???) I'm pretty miffed.

Relate to me stories of revenge from past relationships.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wait what.

    Who burns hats

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    pee on her

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    drama

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well duh! There are sayings about not dating your roomie for a reason, duder.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Lock her in her room.

    Daric on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    post her myspace on 4chan

    it's the only way to be sure

    Weaver on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't date your roomie unless he/she isn't already having sex with you before you move in together.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that hat really tied the room together, dude

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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wait what.

    Who burns hats

    Oh, and this was a hat that I never wear, and she liked wearing.

    The joke's on her.

    Also: What sayings? Tell me these sayings.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Tell her to get the fuck out of your house.

    oops

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What I'm saying is don't fuck some one you're living with unless they are your girl/boy friend.

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    pee on her

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    For some reason, i read that as "never do a roomba"

    cause, ow

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sick the cat on her

    if you don't have a cat, buy one

    then sick it on her.

    #pipe on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    Legacy wrote: »
    pee on her

    Pee on one of her hats.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    haha

    hahahahaha

    haha
    ha

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What I'm saying is don't fuck some one you're living with unless they are your girl/boy friend.

    Or both of you are really into casual sex

    #pipe on
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    get over it
    realize it aint no thang
    and get the fuck over it

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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    For some reason, i read that as "never do a roomba"

    cause, ow

    On the contrary, I feel one should always do a roomba.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    What I'm saying is don't fuck some one you're living with unless they are your girl/boy friend.

    Or both of you are really into casual sex
    It's still a shaky bridge.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Punch her in the vagina

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    well, if this is a comparison, when i lived in the dorms, i had girlfriends from the same building several times

    now they're all friends or some shit, it's a little weird
    but i don't really care since i don't talk to any of them anymore

    lottttttts of sex occurred in those years, however

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  • OskiOski Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    cum on her face

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oski wrote: »
    cum on her face
    is she a porn star or something

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Knock her up

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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    replace her birth control pills with childrens tylenol and poke holes in her condoms

    just be sure to never have make up sex

    Weaver on
  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    make a youtube describing her childish antics without naming her

    then send it to her

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Knock her up twice

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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

    Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited October 2008
    dont do a thing to her
    wait until she does something blatently illegal


    call the police

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

    Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.
    Have you ever

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

    Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.

    Well see, if she is secretly twelve now.
    How old was she secretly before?
    I bet you were sleeping with a 10 year old! Grosssss.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wait what.

    Who burns hats

    The Brass Monkey's elder cousin

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Your apartment is full of doorknobs, right?

    Maybe some stairs?

    Weaver on
  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

    Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.

    Well see, if she is secretly twelve now.
    How old was she secretly before?
    I bet you were sleeping with a 10 year old! Grosssss.

    That's what made it so dangerously fun.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Have you tried punching her in her stupid mouth?

    The other night we were all drunk and smoking on our deck. I was sitting on one of two chairs and I kid you not, she pulls my hair as hard as she can to get me out of the chair so she can sit in it.

    I think she's secretly 12.

    That means you're secretly a pedophile.

    Nah, we were fooling around back when she was nineteen and I was still seventeen.

    See, your first mistake was sleeping with a crazy.

    you second mistake was moving in with a crazy

    Here is what you do.
    apologize, claim you didn't know what you were thinking, she's right. You'll die alone, never get anyone better, a complete waste of space. Ask for her help. Once everything is fine and dandy, start hanging out with her and her friends. Then just her friends. Then take her friend out on a lake.

    Then fuck on the boat

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shit, i'ts like 1am and i'm talking to some toast

    gnight all

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