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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Your apartment is full of doorknobs, right?

    Maybe some stairs?

    Yes but I don't see where you're going with this.

    Fashionable on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Look all I'm saying is that bitches fall on doorknobs all the time.

    Weaver on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that hat really tied the room together, dude

    Don't ever change, Centipede. <3

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Tell you what.

    If you pay for me and 3 friends to fly out to you we'll kidnap her and ransom her for an unreasonable amount of money and then kill her.

    We'll chop up her body and feed it to the local homeless population.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Your apartment is full of doorknobs, right?

    Maybe some stairs?

    Yes but I don't see where you're going with this.

    Home Alone.

    Hang some paintcans on the roof, then when she goes up the stairs let them go off their strings.

    then she'll roll down the stairs and hit her head on a door knob you hung a bug zapper on.

    HOW HILARIOUS!

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dont do a thing to her
    wait until she does something blatently illegal


    call the police

    Well see we're like a group of friends and I like the rest of my friends but if I did something horrible to this girl I'd lose the friends I actually want to keep.

    So it's like a dilemma.

    Fashionable on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Your apartment is full of doorknobs, right?

    Maybe some stairs?

    Yes but I don't see where you're going with this.
    Punch her in the eye.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm also surprised noone has said 'put it in her butt' yet.

    Have we really moved past that stage in forum history?

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    gorrilla face is the only answer

    Nogs on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    put it in the butt

    edit: page 2 snypa

    redfenix on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    Vixx on
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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Tell you what.

    If you pay for me and 3 friends to fly out to you we'll kidnap her and ransom her for an unreasonable amount of money and then kill her.

    We'll chop up her body and feed it to the local homeless population.

    Then ain't seen a leg o' ham on years, they won't even notice the difference.

    stimtokolos on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    gorrilla face is the only answer

    1807089314_e6c033871a.jpg?v=0

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You've seen Home Alone yes?

    Do that

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Your apartment is full of doorknobs, right?

    Maybe some stairs?

    Yes but I don't see where you're going with this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOW1whqoBNU&feature=related

    Goatmon on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.

    And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...

    Vixx on
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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You've seen Home Alone yes?

    Do that

    I've never actually watched any of those movies.

    So your logic doesn't work on me.

    Fashionable on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    gorrilla face is the only answer

    1807089314_e6c033871a.jpg?v=0

    nono

    the gorilla face from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

    Nogs on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't over do it

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.

    And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...

    That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.

    The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    6497.jpg

    redfenix on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    quick someone find me that one frame from Phoenix Endsong

    the one where Cyclops is forced to shoot a beam at the Phoenix and she's all like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOOOOOOOOORE

    Vixx on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    pee on her

    potatoe on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You see toast guy, it a common meme predating the internet that when a husband takes his wife to the ER after beating her and she has black eyes and a busted lip, the doctor asks what happened, the husband is standing over her, and she meekishly answers "I fell down the stairs" or "I tripped and fell on a doorknob."

    Weaver on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.

    And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...

    That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.

    The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
    Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.

    Let me know how it goes.

    Vixx on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dear dr phviv

    how do I get laid in three easy steps

    TheySlashThem on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    6497.jpg

    Man, fuck that Pat guy.

    Syndey's an okay dude.

    Goatmon on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.

    And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...

    That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.

    The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
    Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.

    Let me know how it goes.

    Eh, she already likes me, I'd have to really fuck things up to change that. Best part is we're both rebounding off of long term relationships.

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so... what did this blog say

    Zek on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dear dr phviv

    how do I get laid in three easy steps

    1) rohypnol
    2) sex
    3) duffel bag into the river

    potatoe on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dear dr phviv

    how do I get laid in three easy steps

    buy rohypnol

    ???

    profit!

    Vixx on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    threads like this only make me stronger

    Dr. Phviv HUNGERS

    hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.

    Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.

    And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...

    That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.

    The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
    Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.

    Let me know how it goes.

    Eh, she already likes me, I'd have to really fuck things up to change that. Best part is we're both rebounding off of long term relationships.

    HAH. That "best part" to me sounds like the worst part, but that's because I'm always wary of people on the rebound, especially if both people are rebounding. BUT. As I say. Let me know how it goes, and have fun.

    Vixx on
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  • FashionableFashionable Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Legacy wrote: »
    pee on her

    I'm doing one better than that.

    I'm using up her hair products behind her back.

    Fashionable on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ether is cheaper

    Weaver on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I've got 2 steps

    1) Obituaries

    2) Shovel

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    quick someone find me that one frame from Phoenix Endsong

    the one where Cyclops is forced to shoot a beam at the Phoenix and she's all like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOOOOOOOOORE

    seriously I need this

    Vixx on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dear dr phviv

    how do I get laid in three easy steps

    Step One, Get a bat.

    Step Two, Get a Hooker

    Step Three, Get some bleech.

    Blake T on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pee in her hair products

    Weaver on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Legacy wrote: »
    pee on her

    I'm doing one better than that.

    I'm using up her hair products behind her back.

    and then peeing them

    e: weaver knows what's up

    potatoe on
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