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dont do a thing to her
wait until she does something blatently illegal
call the police
Well see we're like a group of friends and I like the rest of my friends but if I did something horrible to this girl I'd lose the friends I actually want to keep.
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.
You see toast guy, it a common meme predating the internet that when a husband takes his wife to the ER after beating her and she has black eyes and a busted lip, the doctor asks what happened, the husband is standing over her, and she meekishly answers "I fell down the stairs" or "I tripped and fell on a doorknob."
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.
The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.
The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.
Let me know how it goes.
Eh, she already likes me, I'd have to really fuck things up to change that. Best part is we're both rebounding off of long term relationships.
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.
The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
Man. Do what you want on your first date. Don't try too hard; just be yourself.
Let me know how it goes.
Eh, she already likes me, I'd have to really fuck things up to change that. Best part is we're both rebounding off of long term relationships.
HAH. That "best part" to me sounds like the worst part, but that's because I'm always wary of people on the rebound, especially if both people are rebounding. BUT. As I say. Let me know how it goes, and have fun.
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Yes but I don't see where you're going with this.
Don't ever change, Centipede.
If you pay for me and 3 friends to fly out to you we'll kidnap her and ransom her for an unreasonable amount of money and then kill her.
We'll chop up her body and feed it to the local homeless population.
Home Alone.
Hang some paintcans on the roof, then when she goes up the stairs let them go off their strings.
then she'll roll down the stairs and hit her head on a door knob you hung a bug zapper on.
HOW HILARIOUS!
Well see we're like a group of friends and I like the rest of my friends but if I did something horrible to this girl I'd lose the friends I actually want to keep.
So it's like a dilemma.
Have we really moved past that stage in forum history?
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Dr. Phviv HUNGERS
Then ain't seen a leg o' ham on years, they won't even notice the difference.
Do that
hey Viv, I've got a date date on saturday night, not just a 'we should get together saturday night' date. I got to plan the whole thing. I'm totally going to wash my car tomorrow pick her up at her place and open the door for her. And pull out her chair. And maybe even roses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOW1whqoBNU&feature=related
Roses? That's silly. Don't bother with roses.
And it's all very sweet from the sound of it but how long have you been dating this girl? Because seriously a dude tripping over himself to pull out my chair is someone I would gauge as trying too hard, but at the same time I'm not her so...
I've never actually watched any of those movies.
So your logic doesn't work on me.
nono
the gorilla face from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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That was mostly a joke. The chair thing is a tricky maneuver. It'll be our first date and I'm just picking her up when i get off work, we're gonna grab a bite then laser tag. I dunno i havn't gone on a date in a long time so I'm excited.
The roses is also a joke, fuckers are expensive.
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the one where Cyclops is forced to shoot a beam at the Phoenix and she's all like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOOOOOOOOORE
Let me know how it goes.
how do I get laid in three easy steps
Man, fuck that Pat guy.
Syndey's an okay dude.
Eh, she already likes me, I'd have to really fuck things up to change that. Best part is we're both rebounding off of long term relationships.
1) rohypnol
2) sex
3) duffel bag into the river
buy rohypnol
???
profit!
HAH. That "best part" to me sounds like the worst part, but that's because I'm always wary of people on the rebound, especially if both people are rebounding. BUT. As I say. Let me know how it goes, and have fun.
I'm doing one better than that.
I'm using up her hair products behind her back.
1) Obituaries
2) Shovel
seriously I need this
Step One, Get a bat.
Step Two, Get a Hooker
Step Three, Get some bleech.
Satans..... hints.....
and then peeing them
e: weaver knows what's up