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Bastard Wants to [chat] Me

KilroyKilroy timaeusTestifiedRegistered User regular
edited October 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I am the best [chat] sniper.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This better not be the first post.

    Edit: Oh for fucks sake, guys, what the hell?

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Wait. What? Is this the chat now?

    Res on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wortsest

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I like the song very much.

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I approve of TMBG-themed chats.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    t Res you can have some of my cheese if you like fresh mozzarella

    Oboro on
    words
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kilroy's turnin it up to 11 in here.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I sure do. Will the State of Washington also pay for you to bring some to the State of Texas?

    Res on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    I wish Facebook would let me post videos here without need to jump through hoops. An export function would be pretty handy.

    Elki on
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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I approve of TMBG-themed chats.

    I wanted to do Memo to Human [chat]sources, but I couldn't find a video.

    Res: when the [chat] thread extends past 50 pages, Elki calls out a post number. Whoever gets that post number makes a new [chat].

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate you so badly kilroy.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Kilroy's turnin it up to 11 in here.

    Just call it 10.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kilroy is the worst.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hm, perhaps the problem is with this WebKit build.

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I wish Facebook would let me post videos here without need to jump through hoops. An export function would be pretty handy.

    FYI, you can download YouTube videos to your local HD with keepvid.com.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We've been driving around
    From one end of this town to the other... and back

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I wish Facebook would let me post videos here without need to jump through hoops. An export function would be pretty handy.

    You finally did the dance montage!?!?

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I hate you so badly kilroy.

    So you're bad at hating him eh

    ADVERB MISUSE MAKE MEDO SMASH

    (actually it might be correct but "badly" is generally a terrible adverb imo)

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    I sure do. Will the State of Washington also pay for you to bring some to the State of Texas?
    No.

    Oboro on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    You told her, right? You had to tell her.

    t Oboro: :<

    Res on
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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I hate you so badly kilroy.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kilroy is the worst.

    Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.

    Kilroy on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    You told her, right? You had to tell her.

    Yep.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    You told her, right? You had to tell her.

    t Oboro: :<
    Seriously, the expression change would be priceless.

    Fencingsax on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    We've been driving around
    From one end of this town to the other... and back

    I really need to buy that whole CD.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I hate you so badly kilroy.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kilroy is the worst.

    Oh stop. You're embarrassing me.

    If only that was possible.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    We've been driving around
    From one end of this town to the other... and back

    I really need to buy that whole CD.
    So good.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    You told her, right? You had to tell her.

    Yep.

    And how did that go?

    Res on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    So remember that whole ass-raping Pooh conversation yesterday? Last night, after my girlfriend and I got done having sex, she squeezed me with her PC muscle and said, "I've got you... you're trapped! Just like Winnie the Pooh!"

    No, she hadn't been reading the forums.

    I might marry this girl someday.

    You told her, right? You had to tell her.

    Yep.

    And how did that go?

    Swimmingly!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I wish Facebook would let me post videos here without need to jump through hoops. An export function would be pretty handy.

    You finally did the dance montage!?!?

    Haha, no. Screw it, though.

    It was a Respect choreography with a lot of butt shaking & slapping.

    Elki on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Wow. Cool. I always say dumb stuff to girls. They fall all over me until I realize that they're interested and try to impress or otherwise endear them. Then I say or do something embarassing or inadvertantly creepy or something.

    "Uh, do you wanna play Final Fantasy?" would have been in the top five if she hadn't said yes.

    Res on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Wow. Cool. I always say dumb stuff to girls. They fall all over me until I realize that they're interested and try to impress or otherwise endear them. Then I say or do something embarassing or inadvertantly creepy or something.

    "Uh, do you wanna play Final Fantasy?" would have been in the top five if she hadn't said yes.

    Wait, did you just ask me if I asked her to marry me, or if I told her about the forum conversation?

    Because it was the latter.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Can I go home yet. I want to go home.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So zombie McCain is the best thing ever.

    Podly on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wow. Cool. I always say dumb stuff to girls. They fall all over me until I realize that they're interested and try to impress or otherwise endear them. Then I say or do something embarassing or inadvertantly creepy or something.

    "Uh, do you wanna play Final Fantasy?" would have been in the top five if she hadn't said yes.

    Wait, did you just ask me if I asked her to marry me, or if I told her about the forum conversation?

    Because it was the latter.

    Yeah. That's what I meant. Forum conversation, not marriage proposal.

    Res on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wow. Cool. I always say dumb stuff to girls. They fall all over me until I realize that they're interested and try to impress or otherwise endear them. Then I say or do something embarassing or inadvertantly creepy or something.

    "Uh, do you wanna play Final Fantasy?" would have been in the top five if she hadn't said yes.

    Wait, did you just ask me if I asked her to marry me, or if I told her about the forum conversation?

    Because it was the latter.

    Yeah. That's what I meant. Forum conversation, not marriage proposal.

    Okay, gotcha.

    Yeah, I know how to talk to the ladies. Whispering sweet stories of Winnie the Pooh sodomy always gets their juices flowing.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am thoroughly glad I missed out on this pooh conversation, given your sig, Res.

    The Raging Platypus on
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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    And yaaaay, the first press release for our small business!

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    Quid wrote: »
    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
    PSN Name: MusingPlatypus
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    My most recent one was "Can you please ask your father to stop calling me a faggot?" Which in and of itself is not an unreasonable request. It just... Okay, I really have no idea what happened with that at all. Maybe it had more to do with the fact that I had to ask in the first place.

    Res on
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Res wrote: »
    My most recent one was "Can you please ask your father to stop calling me a faggot?" Which in and of itself is not an unreasonable request. It just... Okay, I really have no idea what happened with that at all. Maybe it had more to do with the fact that I had to ask in the first place.

    Nice.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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