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Fucking finally!

CalliusCallius Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
I GET TO FUCKING GO TO COLLEGE!!!

My boss is letting me cut back from 5 days to 3 so I can go to college on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I finally get to fucking get my ass schooled!

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    YAY!

    Weaver on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'll school your ass any day of the week

    potatoe on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    grats, dogg

    Javen on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    also congrats!

    potatoe on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    awesome! congrats, cal!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    now you're merely a student at dong u

    gotta work your way up to dean

    PiptheFair on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    thats awesome dude, congrats

    you should pledge for a frat, totally

    lostwords on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    whatever gramps

    maybe that shit was there when you went to school

    PiptheFair on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    minor in DVDA

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    WOO HOOO!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    whatever gramps

    maybe that shit was there when you went to school

    they're teaching those in gradeschool nowadays

    potatoe on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    minor in DVDA

    not possible

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    whatever gramps

    maybe that shit was there when you went to school

    they're teaching those in gradeschool nowadays

    kindergarten if obama has his way

    PiptheFair on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    time to focus on my teaching degree

    potatoe on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Awesome Cal, congrats!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    Psh, Cal's already been to fucking college

    and he graduated magna cum loudly

    Moriveth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fucking College? Are you majoring in Anal or are you going to do something like Missionary, Doggy, and Girl on Top...you know, the classics?

    whatever gramps

    maybe that shit was there when you went to school

    they're teaching those in gradeschool nowadays

    kindergarten if obama has his way

    My name is Callius, and I approve of this message.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Psh, Cal's already been to fucking college

    and he graduated magna cum loudly
    If I ejaculate under water the noise disrupts migrating whales.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Psh, Cal's already been to fucking college

    and he graduated magna cum loudly
    If I ejaculate under water the noise disrupts migrating whales.

    Does your diploma have a mushroom stamp of approval by the Dean of Dildos?

    Or is it dildoes?

    Hunter on
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hooray for you callius! :)

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yu aint neva bin 2 colej?
    hw u xpek 2 gt lernd liek er1 els?
    dogg

    Air on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    in opposite world news, i can't go to grad school at my alma mater because they won't accept alumni

    so no grad school for me until the housing crisis is over

    Quoth on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that's awesome cal!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Didn't Rankenphile make this exact same thread like 6months ago?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Didn't Rankenphile make this exact same thread like 6months ago?
    And look how it turned out for him!

    Hasn't been heard from since!

    Callius on
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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    in opposite world news, i can't go to grad school at my alma mater because they won't accept alumni

    so no grad school for me until the housing crisis is over

    This is really common, schools won't hire alumni as professors, either. It's not a bad policy, I think, since it keeps people's education from being too ideologically incestuous. Sorry it's keeping you from higher higher ed, though.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    in opposite world news, i can't go to grad school at my alma mater because they won't accept alumni

    so no grad school for me until the housing crisis is over

    This is really common, schools won't hire alumni as professors, either. It's not a bad policy, I think, since it keeps people's education from being too ideologically incestuous. Sorry it's keeping you from higher higher ed, though.

    Yeah, I can't disagree with the notion, it's basically just fucked me for who knows how long. :(

    Quoth on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't say this is your goodbye thread then, Cal

    ascot on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Yeah, I can't disagree with the notion, it's basically just fucked me for who knows how long. :(
    That really sucks. Like Scarlet said, it is understandable. But really does put you, personally, in a bad spot.

    Don't grad programs usually assist in finding/funding housing?

    Callius on
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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Yeah, I can't disagree with the notion, it's basically just fucked me for who knows how long. :(
    That really sucks. Like Scarlet said, it is understandable. But really does put you, personally, in a bad spot.

    Don't grad programs usually assist in finding/funding housing?

    Not usually. Most programs, it's basically like a job. They give you money and you can spend it as you like. If you want help finding housing, you either have to make friends fast or go to the local Craigslist.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Yeah, I can't disagree with the notion, it's basically just fucked me for who knows how long. :(
    That really sucks. Like Scarlet said, it is understandable. But really does put you, personally, in a bad spot.

    Don't grad programs usually assist in finding/funding housing?

    Nope, grad programs usually give you full tuition and a stipend if you teach. But since I have no prayer of selling my house in Miami, I couldn't afford it anyway.

    Quoth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aaahh, so the issue is getting rid of your current house and not finding a new one.

    Gotcha. That's a rough spot, Quoth. Hopefully it doesn't last for to long. Alternatively; you could always rent it out.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So to stop shitting on this otherwise exciting thread, what classes are you going to take, Cal?

    Quoth on
  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Grats, dong man. What are you studying?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Do you want to swap with me Callius, I hate college right now

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    So to stop shitting on this otherwise exciting thread, what classes are you going to take, Cal?

    My first step is to see which credits of mine will transfer over from my previous college experience. After that I will then need to check requirements for the local University's (UW) history degree and begin tailoring my education towards that. I will, most likely, be taking my core science and math credits.

    I will probably be using some contacts I have with the history department to speak with some professors and ask them what they feel is the best education path for becoming a professor. Should I major in history with a minor in education? Should I dual-major? Is an education minor/major even worth it at the college level, as most of those programs are geared at high school?

    That sort of shit is what I need to figure out. But, I have a few years to establish myself academically and figure it out, as I know 100% that I will be needing my core science and math courses.

    Callius on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Congratz, Cal!

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, according to studies, the higher qualifications a person has, the more freaky they are in bed.







    Check.

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