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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i've made h/a threads before but only about like my washing machine and fonts

    Did you cut off all contact with your washing machine?

    no, but after that thread i've bought a gun, started eating only whole bran grown on my balcony and been kicked out of three different doctors' offices

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Wait

    tell me of this PirateJon

    he sounds like a hilariously amusing nutcase

    what he is is an overreactive sensationalist

    his advice isn't BAD, per se, it's just wildly blown out of proportion in presentation

    but he posts like every time someone gets scared it's the worst thing in the world, like YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IF YOU TRY TO TELL THIS DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW TO LEAVE YOU ALONE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE COPS RIGHT NOW

    bah

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was pretty dang stoked that I helped that guy find his hat in the end. It all worked out for the best.

    I doubt I'll see a man express that amount of love for a hat ever again. It was moving.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    and a lot of times the people problems in H/A come about because people weren't being confrontational when they should have been, weren't firm when they should have been, whether it was a relationship or a stalker

    telling them to run off and call the cops without the merest attempt at a confrontation may solve the problem this time

    but if you don't fucking tell someone that it's partly their fault WHEN THAT'S WHAT IT IS, then well we'll just meet back here in a few months and repeat the entire thread again

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, butterscotch schnapps and chocolate liqeur, good idea or bad?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    well, if you need moral support from an internet forum it kinda goes without saying that you're not a particularly strong-willed person to begin with

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think I made a H/A thread before

    yes, about a girl

    no, not Rachel

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    well, if you need moral support from an internet forum it kinda goes without saying that you're not a particularly strong-willed person to begin with

    ouch

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, butterscotch schnapps and chocolate liqeur, good idea or bad?

    butterscotch and chocolate aren't particularly complementary flavours, but it wouldn't be offensive. just kind of redundantly sweet

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, butterscotch schnapps and chocolate liqeur, good idea or bad?

    you should find out for yourself and get back to us

    I frankly I have no idea I fucking hate butterscotch

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sweet is good - I drink that Baileys caramel like its water...

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    there's a Bailey's caramel?

    BAILEY'S WAS PERFECTION ON ITS OWN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yeah I got given a bottle of peppermint Bailey's for my 21st. I didn't care for it too much

    Edit, no wait it was mint chocolate Bailey's. Still not great though

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well Viv you can't really give advice to someone on how they should think or how they should feel. Honestly, the last thing you should web yourself up with is the relationships of other people, it should be the last thing on your mind. I hear women have a problem with this though as some are prone to enjoy "solving" people's relationship problems.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Well Viv you can't really give advice to someone on how they should think or how they should feel. Honestly, the last thing you should web yourself up with is the relationships of other people, it should be the last thing on your mind. I hear women have a problem with this though as some are prone to enjoy "solving" people's relationship problems.

    a) I don't tell people how they should feel or how they should think, I just tell them what TO DO so that they stop bitching
    b) I am a very empathic person (FACT!) so I tend to empathize with what some people are going through so I feel like I should help if I can
    c) I get off on it. Violently.

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Violently?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Violently.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    95% of problems in H/A can be solved by growing a spine and confronting the actual problem.

    4% of the time you should check if it's switched on.

    The other 1%, I don't know, try angry sex.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Well Viv you can't really give advice to someone on how they should think or how they should feel. Honestly, the last thing you should web yourself up with is the relationships of other people, it should be the last thing on your mind. I hear women have a problem with this though as some are prone to enjoy "solving" people's relationship problems.

    a) I don't tell people how they should feel or how they should think, I just tell them what TO DO so that they stop bitching
    b) I am a very empathic person (FACT!) so I tend to empathize with what some people are going through so I feel like I should help if I can
    c) I get off on it. Violently.

    A) you must be very convincing
    B/C) so you are parasitic, not empathic? You get off on it so you keep coming back to help* these people

    *get a fix

    8-)

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    95% of problems in H/A can be solved by growing a spine and confronting the actual problem.

    4% of the time you should check if it's switched on.

    The other 1%, I don't know, try angry sex.

    oh my god

    baby this is golden

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Angry sex fixes almost all.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    To be fair I tried to fix Viv's Xbox while I was there.

    I think the optical drive is now gummed up too.

    It doesn't fix everything

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    To be fair I tried to fix Viv's Xbox while I was there.

    I think the optical drive is now gummed up too.

    Hahahahahaha!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    To be fair I tried to fix Viv's Xbox while I was there.

    I think the optical drive is now gummed up too.

    :shock:

    <3<3<3<3<3

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Angry sex fixes almost all.

    Let's see then. What have we got on the front page today...

    "How do I get my apartment complex to fix their gates?"
    "How to be honest, tactfully"
    "Need help with Assassin"

    These are all angry sex situations

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Angry sex fixes almost all.

    Let's see then. What have we got on the front page today...

    "How do I get my apartment complex to fix their gates?"
    "How to be honest, tactfully"
    "Need help with Assassin"

    These are all angry sex situations

    Well to be honest the angry sex could be involved with the middle one cause it's a way to make someone calm down.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    man, you never have sex with an assassin

    if i've learned anything from james bond it's that most assassins are sex assassins

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    they'd have rockin' bods though

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    well that's the trick innit

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I saw a porn where the guy was a James Bond parody with a 'license to fill'

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    maybe it was a pump station trainee video and not a porn at all mori

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I saw a porn where the guy was a James Bond parody with a 'license to fill'

    I watched the start of "Foreskin Gump"

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I saw a porn where the guy was a James Bond parody with a 'license to fill'

    I watched the start of "Foreskin Gump"

    Did the first inch freak you out?

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I saw a porn where the guy was a James Bond parody with a 'license to fill'

    I watched the start of "Foreskin Gump"

    Did the first inch freak you out?

    I'm not sure if you're alluding to the movie or not. I don't remember it that well. There was a character called Bubba, who was white, and dreamed of owning a tuna fishing business. The plot was solid gold except for the part about the main character having an abnormally large foreskin. Not really my genre I guess

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I made a girl thread in H/A once; mostly because my friends that I normally ask for advice in that particular field were kind of biased in this particular case; so I thought the internet could provide me with some more objective advice.

    That and I am an extremely non-confrontational person D:

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nechriah wrote: »
    I made a girl thread in H/A once; mostly because my friends that I normally ask for advice in that particular field were kind of biased in this particular case; so I thought the internet could provide me with some more objective advice.

    That and I am an extremely non-confrontational person D:
    there's another way to say "extremely non-confrontational person"

    it's "pussy"

    (I'm mostly joking please don't cry okay here is a Kleenex)

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    but viv

    i'm an extremely non-confrontational person

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    POTATOE, YOU BIG QUEER.

    DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?

    HUH?

    LET'S DO IT.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'd rather not

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Nechriah wrote: »
    I made a girl thread in H/A once; mostly because my friends that I normally ask for advice in that particular field were kind of biased in this particular case; so I thought the internet could provide me with some more objective advice.

    That and I am an extremely non-confrontational person D:
    there's another way to say "extremely non-confrontational person"

    it's "pussy"

    (I'm mostly joking please don't cry okay here is a Kleenex)

    Haha, yeah that's the other reason I made a H/A thread: my other group of friends just told me to stop being a pussy when I asked them for help.

    It's nice to know I can get the same level of service here :P

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