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I made a girl thread in H/A once; mostly because my friends that I normally ask for advice in that particular field were kind of biased in this particular case; so I thought the internet could provide me with some more objective advice.
That and I am an extremely non-confrontational person
there's another way to say "extremely non-confrontational person"
it's "pussy"
(I'm mostly joking please don't cry okay here is a Kleenex)
Haha, yeah that's the other reason I made a H/A thread: my other group of friends just told me to stop being a pussy when I asked them for help.
It's nice to know I can get the same level of service here :P
You'll be amazed how often the solution to many of life's problems is "stop being a goddamn pussy."
viv doesn't know butts about social interaction, if you're dumb around people they hate you forever
I made this one girl an hour late at the airport once
we had to sit in a car for like sixteen hours and she glowered at me the whole way
That sounds uncomfortable to say the least.
I once had a cross dresser staring at me on the train for an hour and pulling suggestive poses straight out of "The Beginner's Guide to Blatantly Sexual Body Language"
I know what you're ACTUALLY saying here but man for the record, some people know what they need to do (in fact, a LOT of people know what they need to do), they just don't bother doing it because THEY ARE ENORMOUS PUSSIES and make excuses all the damn time.
Everyone's guilty of it at some point or another. Shit I did this just two nights ago when I was whining about my purple toenail and Blake pointed out that there's a goddamn solution and then I FLIPPED OUT BECAUSE WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN BLOOD UNDER MY TOENAIL.
viv doesn't know butts about social interaction, if you're dumb around people they hate you forever
I made this one girl an hour late at the airport once
we had to sit in a car for like sixteen hours and she glowered at me the whole way
That sounds uncomfortable to say the least.
I once had a cross dresser staring at me on the train for an hour and pulling suggestive poses straight out of "The Beginner's Guide to Blatantly Sexual Body Language"
But sixteen hours...damn.
Kazh is talking about me, dude. At PAX.
He made everyone late (me, Kusu, hashpipe) because he was supposed to meet me at the international terminal and he instead waited in the domestic one and I kept asking him to check and make sure he was in the international terminal because we couldn't find him.
And when we realized he was in domestic we about let him have it.
almost 100 percent of people only ask for help because they want someone to back up the decision they already made in their heads, even if that decision is 'do nothing'
it's why I have such little patience for people. I don't have time to babysit anyone. Either do what you know you need to do or don't, either way don't waste my time
almost 100 percent of people only ask for help because they want someone to back up the decision they already made in their heads, even if that decision is 'do nothing'
it's why I have such little patience for people. I don't have time to babysit anyone. Either do what you know you need to do or don't, either way don't waste my time
"TRUTH" for the first line. Then when they don't hear what they were expecting to hear, 85% of people turn into defensive whiny babies about it, and the remaining 15% actually take something positive away from it.
almost 100 percent of people only ask for help because they want someone to back up the decision they already made in their heads, even if that decision is 'do nothing'
it's why I have such little patience for people. I don't have time to babysit anyone. Either do what you know you need to do or don't, either way don't waste my time
"TRUTH" for the first line. Then when they don't hear what they were expecting to hear, 85% of people turn into defensive whiny babies about it, and the remaining 15% actually take something positive away from it.
"I love you dude" for the second one.
Urgh I fucking hate that.
I hate telling people what to do, I prefer to let them make their own decisions and maybe help them see another perspective. Teach a man to fish and all that jazz. But when they become ungrateful dicks because I don't say what they want to hear, then you get put on the list.
Yeah at one stage in my girl thread I just wanted confirmation that I was insane from people who weren't, because I didn't thing busting a move on the girl who had rejected me's sister was a smart move. But I'd been wrong before. I just wanted to check.
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
Yeah at one stage in my girl thread I just wanted confirmation that I was insane from people who weren't, because I didn't thing busting a move on the girl who had rejected me's sister was a smart move. But I'd been wrong before. I just wanted to check.
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
that rule would apply to much more than just girl threads
Yeah at one stage in my girl thread I just wanted confirmation that I was insane from people who weren't, because I didn't thing busting a move on the girl who had rejected me's sister was a smart move. But I'd been wrong before. I just wanted to check.
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
that rule would apply to much more than just girl threads
Even more reason to make it.
Also, my mead just ran out and FUCK I won't have any money until after the weekend. Goddamnit.
Yeah at one stage in my girl thread I just wanted confirmation that I was insane from people who weren't, because I didn't thing busting a move on the girl who had rejected me's sister was a smart move. But I'd been wrong before. I just wanted to check.
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
that rule would apply to much more than just girl threads
That's the standard answer to most the questions in the weight lifting thread.
Yeah at one stage in my girl thread I just wanted confirmation that I was insane from people who weren't, because I didn't thing busting a move on the girl who had rejected me's sister was a smart move. But I'd been wrong before. I just wanted to check.
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
that rule would apply to much more than just girl threads
Even more reason to make it.
Also, my mead just ran out and FUCK I won't have any money until after the weekend. Goddamnit.
Well now. Smoking cock has never been high on my list of possible ways to acquire money. I'm just not sure I'd enjoy it. I mean, I've never tried it but I don't know. It just doesn't seem worth the rewards.
I think it helps some dudes to hear a woman's perspective on an issue
just because dudes have a tendency to fuck with other dudes for the fun of it
See my women friends were all like, "she's a bitch, don't worry about her"; which I thought was odd since the girl in question was one of their best friends. That's partly why I went to H/A.
As it turned out they were more or less right, it's just that instead of "bitch", I'd say "even more socially inept than me"
Posts
I let my problems fester
But now I am drinking a Hefeweizen and playing Castlevania, and life is pretty okay.
You'll be amazed how often the solution to many of life's problems is "stop being a goddamn pussy."
you pussy
I made this one girl an hour late at the airport once
we had to sit in a car for like sixteen hours and she glowered at me the whole way
domestic and international, dude
you have no excuse
That sounds uncomfortable to say the least.
I once had a cross dresser staring at me on the train for an hour and pulling suggestive poses straight out of "The Beginner's Guide to Blatantly Sexual Body Language"
But sixteen hours...damn.
I know what you're ACTUALLY saying here but man for the record, some people know what they need to do (in fact, a LOT of people know what they need to do), they just don't bother doing it because THEY ARE ENORMOUS PUSSIES and make excuses all the damn time.
Everyone's guilty of it at some point or another. Shit I did this just two nights ago when I was whining about my purple toenail and Blake pointed out that there's a goddamn solution and then I FLIPPED OUT BECAUSE WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN BLOOD UNDER MY TOENAIL.
Gonna put some milk and creamer in it.
What is the perfect music go accompany my cup of joe? Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Ohhhh yeaaaaahh
Kazh is talking about me, dude. At PAX.
He made everyone late (me, Kusu, hashpipe) because he was supposed to meet me at the international terminal and he instead waited in the domestic one and I kept asking him to check and make sure he was in the international terminal because we couldn't find him.
And when we realized he was in domestic we about let him have it.
Cuz seriously. That's just DUMB.
it's why I have such little patience for people. I don't have time to babysit anyone. Either do what you know you need to do or don't, either way don't waste my time
"TRUTH" for the first line. Then when they don't hear what they were expecting to hear, 85% of people turn into defensive whiny babies about it, and the remaining 15% actually take something positive away from it.
"I love you dude" for the second one.
GOD WHY WON'T YOU FORGIVE ME
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU WERE
also you whine a lot
so there's THAT
Urgh I fucking hate that.
I hate telling people what to do, I prefer to let them make their own decisions and maybe help them see another perspective. Teach a man to fish and all that jazz. But when they become ungrateful dicks because I don't say what they want to hear, then you get put on the list.
A lot of people are on the list.
The percentage of time I spend whining has notable statistical significance at best
Viv and Javen should just make a "generic answer to all girl threads: stop being such a pussy" thread, it would save everyone a lot of time.
MAXIMUS!
that rule would apply to much more than just girl threads
Even more reason to make it.
Also, my mead just ran out and FUCK I won't have any money until after the weekend. Goddamnit.
That's the standard answer to most the questions in the weight lifting thread.
d'awwww
stop being such a pussy
go suck some dick for mead money, god
pussy
i don't think i do
but there's a good chance i do it and don't realize it
my street cred has evaporated
it is now the stuff of bunnies and kittens and lollipops and rainbows and marshmallows
just because dudes have a tendency to fuck with other dudes for the fun of it
Although you do enjoy a good gripe.
And!
She gives fantastic hugs.
if no one's raised it to you then you probably don't do it often enough for it to be a thing
either that or your friends should stop being such pussies
Well now. Smoking cock has never been high on my list of possible ways to acquire money. I'm just not sure I'd enjoy it. I mean, I've never tried it but I don't know. It just doesn't seem worth the rewards.
See my women friends were all like, "she's a bitch, don't worry about her"; which I thought was odd since the girl in question was one of their best friends. That's partly why I went to H/A.
As it turned out they were more or less right, it's just that instead of "bitch", I'd say "even more socially inept than me"
and vice versa
How does it feel to be unwanted
but that's purely because of the negative social connotations that come with suckin' dick for money
Hey, that isn't to say I've tried.
my advice is usually 'it may suck right now but if you do this I guarantee you will be happier in the long run.'
this is not what most people want to hear.
Vivienne is tough in different ways.
I mean she is a tough haggler.
But her technique of hagging isn't tough.
By the end it is usually her pulling a pouty face and repeating the price she wants.
To be fair most of the time she gets it.
Satans..... hints.....
I come to you for advice.
But then again I am less of a girl to you and more of a bro with boobs.