Classy Bitches

FortyTwo

Yeah, I am a classy bitch.

All dressed up, took the lady out to a fine restaurant. We split the check and each plunked down a c-note. Listened to big-band music as we drove home through the city.

I love my town, my girl and the amazing meal I just ate.

Are you classy bitches internet? How have you stayed classy lately?

Jordyn

I'm listening to Ludacris.

FortyTwo

My lady just surprised me with champagne.

Fucking - CLASSY.

Jordyn

GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT

Dichotomy

today I played a lot of Grand Theft Auto IV with Yakkety Sax on infinite loop

The Black Hunter

Dislocated my knee cap doing the can can

I am as classy as it gets

The one guy drinking beer at a cocktail party etc

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I saw Max Payne tonight with my friend. It was what I expected- a passable movie based on a decent video game.

Centipede Damascus

don't we have a classy thread?

QuestionMarkMan

This guy is classy

#pipe

I am going to the local german club tonight with my lady for oktoberfest

gonna eat some fucking knackwurst and drink some german beer and be classy as fuck

laughingfuzzball

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Faricazy

i awkwardly asked a girl out yesterday

that's sorta classy

Futore

I'm listening to the song Lovecraft in Brooklyn and eating vegan cheese pizza and pineapple and green pepper.

om fucking nom.

Muggins

MOTHERFUCKER I'M ILL

#pipe

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed

jesus christ you can do that?

fucking classy

Jordyn

QuestionMarkMan wrote: »

This guy is classy

oh man it just occurred to me what if that's actually two little kid aliens, one on the other's shoulders wearing a long trench coat to pose as an adult and sneak into the space court proceedings ahahahahaaaa I love cartoons

Faricazy

YOUR FINEST COW

Zombot

I'm doing homework.
That's ultra classy.

BusterK

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

musanman

had you taken the full check you wouldn't have been surprised with champagne you would've been surprised with rude titties

that's classy

QuestionMarkMan

Faricazy wrote: »

YOUR FINEST COW

SIR WOULD YOU PREFER A FEMALE OR MALE

I REALIZE I'M SAYING IT WRONG

Air

Jordyn wrote: »

I'm listening to Ludacris.

yall do that bad stuff
she like it rammed up

FortyTwo

#pipe wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed

jesus christ you can do that?

fucking classy

It is something we both insist on. She buys the drinks, I buy the meal and we spare no expense.

Pre-dinner martinis

cheese-course

bottle of cabernet

main course

after-dinner brandy

desert

now, champagne

after all, we are teachers

Jordyn

he said "cow."

Jordyn

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

they got a menu and a Sharpie.

FortyTwo

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Yes they do.

Air

#pipe wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed

jesus christ you can do that?

fucking classy

you just go any place and bring a fat marker

Air

argh jordyn you slag

Futore

Jordyn wrote: »

he said "cow."

don't be rude, jordyn. they only have sheep there

QuestionMarkMan

I am reminded of the scene in Home Alone 2 where he gets room service

Two scoops of vanilla, sir?

Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.

edit: nice burn futore

NinjaSquirrel

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Some still do. Used to be a really common thing to do, but has somewhat fallen out of favor. I've been to a couple restaurants where none of the menus had prices. That was a horrible combination of infuriating and embarrassing.

laughingfuzzball

FortyTwo wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Yes they do.

Only classy restaurants, though.

I don't think any of them around here do that.

They used to be more common.

Jordyn

Air wrote: »

argh jordyn you slag

SnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoo


oooop!

Faricazy

Jordyn wrote: »

QuestionMarkMan wrote: »

This guy is classy

oh man it just occurred to me what if that's actually two little kid aliens, one on the other's shoulders wearing a long trench coat to pose as an adult and sneak into the space court proceedings ahahahahaaaa I love cartoons

i don't know what you two are talking about but that reminded me of the men in black cartoon and i went to youtube to find the fucking kickass intro and it's removed apparently


nooooooooo

BusterK

Jordyn wrote: »

he said "cow."

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly. "Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied. "Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."

NinjaSquirrel

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

FortyTwo wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Yes they do.

Only classy restaurants, though.

I don't think any of them around here do that.

They used to be more common.

I know there's one down here in the district that does if you request it. But man you do that they're going to be expecting a rather nice tip and an expensive order.

laughingfuzzball

NinjaSquirrel wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Some still do. Used to be a really common thing to do, but has somewhat fallen out of favor. I've been to a couple restaurants where none of the menus had prices. That was a horrible combination of infuriating and embarrassing.

If you weren't always trying to pretend you were somebody, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

If half the people from your home town live in trailers, don't go anywhere with a maitre d. Simple rule.

Faricazy

YESSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.retrojunk.com/tv/videos/419-men-in-black/1241/#intro

i love it so much

laughingfuzzball

NinjaSquirrel wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

FortyTwo wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Splitting the check is not classy.

If you were really classy, you would have asked that the lady be given a menu without the prices listed as a show of generosity and paid the bill yourself, permitting her to act as your guest.

Do restaurants have menus with no prices?

Yes they do.

Only classy restaurants, though.

I don't think any of them around here do that.

They used to be more common.

I know there's one down here in the district that does if you request it. But man you do that they're going to be expecting a rather nice tip and an expensive order.

Well, yeah.

It's a sign of generosity. You can't say "Hey, I'm gonna be real generous", then be all stingy. That is not a classy thing to do.

Jordyn

how are you supposed to make an expensive order if you got a menu with no prices though now

Jordyn

what if I accidentally order the cheapest thing