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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Greeper: If you'd like, I will yell at you first, so you will be numbed for her deeper blows.

    You'd do that for me? <3

    Greeper on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I have an opinion in the masculinity thread.

    But I am afraid of voicing it.

    Thread is perfectly safe, go ahead.

    My opinion is probably wrong.

    I think your opinion is perfectly valid and I'm going to ask The Cat to yell at you for thinking otherwise.

    The Cat will yell at me for voicing it.

    Tell her you think she's pretty. It will distract her long enough for you to hide behind a tree.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    But really let's be honest here

    Most porn really isn't all that entertaining

    Yeah. I guess. I mean, if you find the good porn though. eh?

    JebusUD on
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    But it loses its thread
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I have an opinion in the masculinity thread.

    But I am afraid of voicing it.

    Thread is perfectly safe, go ahead.

    My opinion is probably wrong.

    I think your opinion is perfectly valid and I'm going to ask The Cat to yell at you for thinking otherwise.

    The Cat will yell at me for voicing it.

    Tell her you think she's pretty. It will distract her long enough for you to hide behind a tree.

    Won't that just multiply her rage?

    Greeper on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hang on, we're in for some chop.

    TehSpectre on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I have an opinion in the masculinity thread.

    But I am afraid of voicing it.

    Thread is perfectly safe, go ahead.

    My opinion is probably wrong.

    I think your opinion is perfectly valid and I'm going to ask The Cat to yell at you for thinking otherwise.

    The Cat will yell at me for voicing it.

    Tell her you think she's pretty. It will distract her long enough for you to hide behind a tree.

    Won't that just multiply her rage?

    Just make sure you stake out a really big tree.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Hang on, we're in for some chop.

    My life for Aiur.

    Greeper on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Based on the preview image of that video I have decided not to click Play.

    Good decision.

    I ain't making brown

    I'm making lemonade.

    D:

    There's nothing graphic but yeah I suppose there is a dude sitting on a toilet. Not even sounds of flatulence.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    But really let's be honest here

    Most porn really isn't all that entertaining

    penis goes in

    penis goes out

    *yawns, checks watch*

    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Hang on, we're in for some chop.

    My life for Aiur.

    Sorry buddy, watching Aliens, which is where SC got the idea for the Dropship lady.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Greeper: If you'd like, I will yell at you first, so you will be numbed for her deeper blows.

    You'd do that for me? <3

    Of course.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    But really let's be honest here

    Most porn really isn't all that entertaining

    penis goes in

    penis goes out

    *yawns, checks watch*

    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Crimson King on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Hang on, we're in for some chop.

    My life for Aiur.

    Sorry buddy, watching Aliens, which is where SC got the idea for the Dropship lady.

    Aliens is better.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    Elendil on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Kif gets himself pregnant by touching people. You do that?

    Elldren on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Besides good porn shows you all the moves. Unfortunately fake porn shows that whatever you do there will be gratuitous moaning.

    JebusUD on
    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.
    I have not played Starcraft

    Still, Aliens is not better

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I miss Starcraft.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.
    I have not played Starcraft

    Still, Aliens is not better

    Game over man, game over!

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Kif gets himself pregnant by touching people. You do that?

    When I touch someone, everyone involved gets pregnant. I'm a fertility machine. Hell, I can get people pregnant just by quoting them on the Internet.

    Crimson King on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I miss Starcraft.

    Move to Korea.

    Crimson King on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.
    I have not played Starcraft

    Still, Aliens is not better

    Game over man, game over!
    That guy there is like a third of what I didn't like about Aliens

    Jesus Christ

    Elendil on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nice thread miss Jewcar. hi5!

    JebusUD on
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    But it loses its thread
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I miss Starcraft.

    Move to Korea.

    I do not miss being raped in Starcraft.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So, a stats question:

    "Of three cards, one is painted red on both sides; one is painted black on both sides; and one is painted red on one side and black on the other. A card is randomly chosen and placed on a table. If the side facing up is read, what is the probability that the other side is also red?"

    So at first I think that if you are looking at a red side, then it can be only one of two cards, so 1/2 is the probability.

    Is this right? This seems like a deceptive question.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nice thread miss Jewcar. hi5!

    What? The one where I just called Cosmo porn?

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nice thread miss Jewcar. hi5!

    What? The one where I just called Cosmo porn?

    That was on purpose? oh. I thought you meant to still be talking about porn in here.

    It seems like a huge non sequitur.

    JebusUD on
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    But it loses its thread
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    So, a stats question:

    "Of three cards, one is painted red on both sides; one is painted black on both sides; and one is painted red on one side and black on the other. A card is randomly chosen and placed on a table. If the side facing up is read, what is the probability that the other side is also red?"

    So at first I think that if you are looking at a red side, then it can be only one of two cards, so 1/2 is the probability.

    Is this right? This seems like a deceptive question.

    It's 2/3. Because, if you're going to randomly choose a red side of any card, the chance that you will randomly choose a red side of the card with two red sides is 2/3. It's like that game-show question.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.
    I have not played Starcraft

    Still, Aliens is not better

    Game over man, game over!
    That guy there is like a third of what I didn't like about Aliens

    Jesus Christ

    Bill Paxton is the best.

    a_090BillPaxton.jpg

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That was on purpose? oh. I thought you meant to still be talking about porn in here.

    It seems like a huge non sequitur.

    I tend to assume people can make connections as fast as I can.

    I was explaining why they can get away with the stuff they get away with in Cosmo.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    So, a stats question:

    "Of three cards, one is painted red on both sides; one is painted black on both sides; and one is painted red on one side and black on the other. A card is randomly chosen and placed on a table. If the side facing up is read, what is the probability that the other side is also red?"

    So at first I think that if you are looking at a red side, then it can be only one of two cards, so 1/2 is the probability.

    Is this right? This seems like a deceptive question.

    It's 2/3. Because, if you're going to randomly choose a red side of any card, the chance that you will randomly choose a red side of the card with two red sides is 2/3. It's like that game-show question.

    Yup, I wiki'd that problem after I read this but I wasn't sure if they were the same. Thanks!

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That was on purpose? oh. I thought you meant to still be talking about porn in here.

    It seems like a huge non sequitur.

    I tend to assume people can make connections as fast as I can.

    And your worst trait is that you are the most humble person in the world?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    GOODNIGHT CHAT.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    GOODNIGHT CHAT.

    No.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That one guy in the masculinity thread is kinda... yeah.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    That one guy in the masculinity thread is kinda... yeah.

    That doesn't narrow it down.

    I think I'm going to regret getting mixed up in it.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Kif gets himself pregnant by touching people. You do that?

    When I touch someone, everyone involved gets pregnant. I'm a fertility machine. Hell, I can get people pregnant just by quoting them on the Internet.

    And I can get an abortion by responding in kind.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aliens is not better.

    I'm not sure what we're comparing it with, but I'm guessing it is definitely not better.

    I think Starcraft.
    I have not played Starcraft

    Still, Aliens is not better

    Game over man, game over!
    That guy there is like a third of what I didn't like about Aliens

    Jesus Christ

    Bill Paxton is the best.

    a_090BillPaxton.jpg

    He was awesome in True Lies.

    Pretty much everyone terrible was awesome in True Lies.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    pft. What are you? Some kind of sponge that reproduces by budding?

    I'm one of those Futurama dudes that gets people pregnant just by touching. Whatever Kif is.

    Kif gets himself pregnant by touching people. You do that?

    When I touch someone, everyone involved gets pregnant. I'm a fertility machine. Hell, I can get people pregnant just by quoting them on the Internet.

    And I can get an abortion by responding in kind.

    Now you're pregnant again! If this keeps going you're gonna have a real dead fetus build-up.

    Crimson King on
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