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ROUND TWO: FIGHT H: RESULTS
Son of Beyonder
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YOUR WINNERS:
HULK – Created by: Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
BIGBY WOLF – Created by: Bill Willingham
HULK – Created by: Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
BIGBY WOLF – Created by: Bill Willingham
MATCH H HULK ---------------- 148 BIGBY WOLF ---------- 52 CABLE --------------- 45 AMBROSE CHASE ------- 5
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And yeah, he could use the vorpal sword.
This is a serious question.
When he's a human he has hands.
Anyone who read my post and took it to mean that he can wield a sword when he's in wolf form: Slap yourself.
The Hulk isn't a moron in this incarnation, but he's badly outclassed in the smarts department by the other three.
Shockingly, he can shift forms pretty much at will. He also has a bad habit of being a really clever, sneaky, underhanded plotter who frequently avoids direct confrontations and naked displays of power in favor of byzantine schemes that catch his oponents off guard.
All this from a guy who can bring some serious whoop-ass to the table when he does finally choose to throw down.
That didn't answer my question. When he turns into a wolf, he would have to drop the sword.
Yes, of course. It's unlikely that'd he allow the sword to be used against him in that way though. More likely he'd stash it somewhere if he needed to go wolfy for tactical purposes.
Even in human form, his senses are incredible, they are really almost Superman/Wonder Woman level sight, smell and hearing. He's almost empathic when he wants to be. Getting the drop on him would be impossible for these particular oponents.
Oh, I wasn't implying that someone would use it against him, I'm just saying that he wouldn't be able to easily go back and forth.
Nah, no sidekicks.
You should probably kill yourself. Just to be safe.
Lockheed doesn't count.
Oh no! Not blaspheme against Warren Ellis! Yeah, so what. I love most of his stuff but Chase is just boring. And a wolf who I've never even heard of? I'll pass.
Edit: Oh Fables. I've really wanted to start reading that.
Not that anybody's said that yet, but someone is going to.
Yes, he's a werehuman, technically, meaning he has the standard werewolf weaknesses.
And before you argue, Bigby himself has said silver will put him down.
you know what I meant
As for the second advancer, I'm leaning toward Bigby or Ambrose. How much of a reality manipulator is Ambrose Chase?
Considering that Hulk can survive in outer space for quite some time...
And basically yeah, even with the vorpal sword Bigby would have a really really hard time taking Hulk down, simply because he probably wouldn't be able to kill him right away, and you can be god damned sure of the fact that when Hulk notices that this dude has a sword that can cut through him like butter, he will avoid that little pigsticker.
And come on, any altercation between Hulk and Bigby with Bigby in wolf form will end with Hulk wearing Bigby as a hat.
Ambrose has fought worse things, probably, what with being a Planetary agent and all.
So.
Ambrose and Hulk whoo
Alternatively, Bigby hatches a cunning plan that involves leading the monsters across the countryside, stopping all who oppose him.
Before anyone tells me, I know that's probably not going to happen. It's not a real plan. It would just look cool. Like the Bee Plan from a round ago.
In any case, I'm giving this to The Hulk, like any reasonable person should. For second, I'm wavering between Ambrose and Bigby. I hereby challenge supporters of both to come up with the single most badass moment for that character, so I might compare and contrast.*
*This is most certainly not a ploy to get a chance to see more scans from Fables and Planetary. Not at all.
Hulk and Bigby progress.
Yes, except that this Hulk isn't a slobbering retard, but in fact the most recent incarnation of the Hulk who is about as smart as th average joe, and pretty much a genius when it comes to figuring out how to smash shit.
I prefer my Hulk brutal and retarded.
If you say things like "x should move on, because he is cool and y is dumb", you should be jailed and not allowed to vote in the threads.
But it doesn't change the fact that that's not the Hulk in this competition, just like the Rouge in this contest is the current version.