AWRIGHT YOU BASTICHES LET'S DO THIS (SECRET FRAGGIN' SLO-BOS)

Slo-Bo

WHO'S THE BADDEST TEEN IN THE WHOLE FRAGGIN' UNIVERSE?

OH, RIGHT, IT'S ME

AND ALL YOU FRAGGIN BASTICHES BETTER REMEMBER THAT THIS YEAR, BECAUSE I KICKED THAT STUPID SANTA ROBOT'S BUTT TO THE CURB

THAT'S RIGHT YOU BASTICHES: THIS YEAR IT'S ALL ABOUT

SECRET SLO-BOS



WELL I AIN'T TALKIN' TO YOU ABOUT IT YOU CRAZY BASTICH, JEEZUS

AS FOR YOU FOLKS, HERE'S THE FRAGGIN' DRILL:

THIS IS A COMIC BOOK GIFT GIVIN' FIESTA

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIGN UP AND GET WHOEVER I FRAGGIN' TELL YOU TO A COMIC RELATED GIFT

WE'RE GONNA INVOKE OUR OLD BUDDY SATAN'S RULE HERE AND SAY NO SPENDING LIMIT, BUT DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL FANCY ON SOME BASTICH THAT THEY'LL RETURN THE FAVOR

IF YOU DECIDE TO BE A STINGY BASTICH AND DON'T SEND ANYTHING, YOU GOTTA ANSWER TO THE TOP TEEN PERSONALLY, AND I DON'T GIVE FRAGGIN' CANDY CANES OUT FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU GET ME?

SO IF YOU WANT TO SIGN YOUR BUTT UP SEND AN EMAIL OVER TO

SECRETSLOBOS@GMAIL.COM

WITH YOUR NAME, INTERNET NAME, AND ADDRESS AND WE'LL GET THIS FRAG SORTED

THE DEADLINE FOR THIS IS MIDNITE NOVEMBER 15th

LIST OF PARTICIPANTS:

Anjin
Mai Kero
Langly
D_D
DR_Z - Zeromus
Arath
Wildcat
Balefuego
Virral
Futt Bucker
GR_Zombie
Angry
emutheelf
FolkenFeel
Ben0207
Nogs
Smokmonky
Delduwath
Robos
grim123
Servo
Manonvonsuperock
Blankspace
CoJoeTheLawyer

arcath

So signed up.

Let the stalking begin...

Servo

IMPORTANT TO NOTE:

This year there will be no moderator-enforced punishments (i.e. jailings, bannings) for failure to come through for your buddy.

HOWEVER

Everyone on the entire forum will get to be as big a dick as they like to said Santron Stiffer forever and I will simply laugh the laugh of the carefree if this hypothetical jerk complains to me about it. This is not a joke. You will be mocked and disliked by everyone, and possibly, indeed probably blacklisted from future Secret Santas (if I am not too lazy to remember.)

So if you want to sign up, please do but you better come through.

Virral

Amen to that!

er... Amen to Arcaths post, not the threat of terrible retribution via mockery and shunning ala Servo

Garlic Bread

signed up

Robos A Go Go

Great OP, Slo-bo. It got me all in the spirit and stuff.

Zeromus

Servo wrote: »

IMPORTANT TO NOTE:

This year there will be no moderator-enforced punishments (i.e. jailings, bannings) for failure to come through for your buddy.

HOWEVER

Everyone on the entire forum will get to be as big a dick as they like to said Santron Stiffer forever and I will simply laugh the laugh of the carefree if this hypothetical jerk complains to me about it. This is not a joke. You will be mocked and disliked by everyone, and possibly, indeed probably blacklisted from future Secret Santas (if I am not too lazy to remember.)

So if you want to sign up, please do but you better come through.

Hm, no mod retaliation? Really?

Anyway, signed up fo sho

Delduwath

This is going to be great, because I don't post much, and have no discernible personality.

(Signed up, btw.)

sportzboytjw

Signed up! Best OP in like 20 min at least.

Virral

Delduwath's gift

Nogs

Wooooo!

Nogs

I guess we can post wishlists, and what we may or may not want in general in this thread, right?

Servo

Zeromus wrote: »

Hm, no mod retaliation? Really?

Anyway, signed up fo sho

the offender will merely be naked before you, revealed for the selfish jackass he truly is

GR_Zombie

Signed up, I'll post an amazon wishlist in my sig or something later, if that's cool with the mods.

Wildcat

So very much there, ya bastich!

wwtMask

What's the cut-off for signing up? Also, you bitches need to start posting your collections so everyone can know what not to buy. Making a suggestion about what you'd like might help too.

Slo-Bo

THE TOP TEEN HAS DECIDED THAT THE DEADLINE WILL BE MIDNIGHT, NOVEMBER 15th

MARK IT

Folken Fanel

This excites me.

I'll probably sig my amazon wish list at some point. Is there some kind of online database where I can enter in the trades/issues I own? Maybe something similar to this?

Zeromus

Should this thread be stickied?

Robos A Go Go

For the benefit of whoever gets me, here's a list of every trade I own, as best as I can remember.

Starman
Runaways
X-Force/X-Statix/X-Statix Presents Deadgirl
Animal Man
American Born Chinese
Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol
The Doom Patrol Archives (Vol.1)
The Filth
Hopeless Savages
Y: The Last Man
Bone
Demo
Scott Pilgrim
Sea Guy
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Watchmen
Blankets
Ex Machina
Long Halloween/Dark Victory
Pride of Baghdad
Blue Monday
Scooter Girl
Lost at Sea
MadroX: Multiple Choice
Ghost World
Summer Blonde
Vampire Loves
That book by Joan Sfar about the mummy.
Sexy Voice and Robo
First in Space
Ultimate Spider-Man
Ultimate X-Men
Invincible
Seven Soldiers of Victory
New Warriors: Reality Check
Arkham Asylum: Living Hell
Shazam!: Monster Society of Evil
Spider-Man 's Mary Jane (it was a phase)
Shade: The Changing Man
Red Rocket 7
Yoshihiro Tatsumi stuff
Young Avengers
Absolute New Frontier (YESSS! Has it been a year since that sale already?)
Sebastian O
My Faith in Frankie
Criminal
Hellboy Library Edition 1
American Way
Those Scott McCloud books on creating comics

I didn't bother with noting what volumes in a series I do have and which volumes I don't because anything I'm missing is something I'm sure to buy for myself eventually anyway. Personally, I'd rather not have Secret Slo-Bo just be something that saves me a few bucks and a trip to the store. So please, if you get me, note my tastes but don't feel obligated to adhere to them. It's okay to take a chance.

It's also worth noting that I don't own any action figures or DVDs related to comics in any way. I also don't have posters, but if I got one I probably wouldn't know where to put it.

I also hate Robert Kirkman.

Mai-Kero

signed up

my wishlist is

my faith in frankie
kill your boyfriend

anything by ellis/morrison/gaiman/vaughan

or, whatever is cool that you want to send me

Mr Pink

I think I might do this this year.

Zeromus

I really haven't read much by Warren Ellis, but boy I would sure like to :whistle:

I have the Black Summer issues (which are awesome), Ruins (which was shitty), and uh

Actually that might be it?

Servo

Zeromus wrote: »

Should this thread be stickied?

what an excellent idea

Servo

and uh as far as what would be good for me, uh, probably an interesting single issue might be a better way to go than a trade. i've got an awful lot of trades, so unless it's crazy under-the-radar or foreign or something (great success was had last year by hooraydiation (what happened to that guy?) with the rabbi's daughter and uzumaki).

things i don't have-

jsa comics (they seem like a bunch of boring old men sitting around and farting it up with grey hair on)

jack staff collection (i've been looking for this but it is hard to find?)

robin year one

judge dredd comics (the only one i have is "america")

Balefuego

servo Im confused

would you like jsa trades or not

Zeromus

Everyone should like JSA trades.

Servo

i'm just saying that i don't have any and it seemed like i should explain why.

so that's just my impression of them. i'm not saying that's what they're actually like.

edit- because i wouldn't know, see?

Garlic Bread

and why don't you have Robin: Year One?

Servo

because i never bought it

no good reason

Garlic Bread

I saw the new trade at Borders the other day and almost bought it even though I have an old trade (in beat shape) and all but one of the singles for it

it's that good!*



*i have a problem

Zeromus

It really is that good, though.

Garlic Bread

I know!

nindustrial

I would like to sign up, but before doing so, I need to inquire as to when various secret packages will be sent, as I will be home for a good month over the holidays and want to know what address is most appropriate to send in.

Virral

Well with the deadline for entry around mid-November you'd hope people would have stuff posted out sometime in December. There will probably be a few slackers who don't get them out till January, based on experience from last year.

CoJoeTheLawyer

I'm in like Flynn.

and for those of you looking for presents (or ideas for presents) HERE is a link to my amazon wish list. I may need to update it, but you get the idea fo what knocks my socks off.

Calamity Jane

man

against my better judgement

signing up for this

Robos A Go Go

nindustrial wrote: »

I would like to sign up, but before doing so, I need to inquire as to when various secret packages will be sent, as I will be home for a good month over the holidays and want to know what address is most appropriate to send in.

I included a note saying that packages sent in the month of December should be sent to my parent's house.

Sars_Boy

Anjin-San wrote: »

man

against my better judgement

signing up for this

good man

sportzboytjw

Keith wrote: »

I saw the new trade at Borders the other day and almost bought it even though I have an old trade (in beat shape) and all but one of the singles for it

it's that good!*



*i have a problem

I will buy this as your gift. Assuming I get you.

sportzboytjw

Also, my Amazon Wishlist

Stick to the TPBs please, it'd be so awesomeeeeee.