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Control-Alt-Delete storyline reaches incredibly dramatic climax!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    daaaang, i guess i better find a hole to bury all my wwf and anime shirts i keep hidden in the back of my closet, so the truth never comes out.

    good show

    lostwords on
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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Erios wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    goku in a chainmail thong riding a chinese dragon holding up a huge broadsword with one hand

    Against a backdrop of wolves howling in the woods.

    Bruce Campbell is riding one of the wolves.

    Are you trying to turn me on?!

    MikeRyu on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that guy's hand is like mutated

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The bet was birth.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Erios wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    do you also have a silk screen button up shirt with a huge samurai on it?

    I have one sporting Optimus Prime. I also never wear it except as part of a halloween costume or (once) after losing a bet.

    buuuuullshit, you thought that shirt was awesome so you bought it then you were ridiculed for wearing it so now you keep it in the back of your closet but occasionally you catch a glimpse of it while you rifle through your hot topic phrase shirts trying to find something topical in relation to your mood upon waking up and you think back to those times when you used to not even care what people thought and you'd just wear whatever the fuck you wanted to wear but not anymore because now that shit comes with consequences and you intend on keeping these friends you have finally managed to secure in your hum drum life.

    :cry:

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    damn, Sam

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
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    This graph is upside-down. Shouldn't more hits be going up, not down.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Erios wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    goku in a chainmail thong riding a chinese dragon holding up a huge broadsword with one hand

    Against a backdrop of wolves howling in the woods.

    Bruce Campbell is riding one of the wolves.

    Are you trying to turn me on?!

    No, but if I'm heading down that road, might as well ride it out.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gather up guys, time for a group hug

    scarlet st. on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    halkun wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
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    This graph is upside-down. Shouldn't more hits be going up, not down.

    It doesn't say hits anywhere on that graph. It's ranking.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    halkun wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
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    This graph is upside-down. Shouldn't more hits be going up, not down.

    It's rating not hits! Duh!! everyone knows that!!!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Gather up guys, time for a group hug

    :3

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    DomovoiDomovoi Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the other dude is way hotter than the main dude, the comic should be about him and his adventures to explore his sexuality

    Man what

    gross

    what

    GOD GROSS

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    mmm what a stud

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    cad2.png

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Funny, the graph says Traffic report, the bottom is time, so I'm assuming the numbers on the left is... I donno, traffic?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thong-clad Goku riding the car from Cadillacs and Dinosaurs holding a lifesize cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin in a bikini with a giant rifle while shouting deathmetal lyrics mixed in with strange and somehow offensive passages from the Quran as bear drives the massive V12 vehicle into a building that houses the President of the Universe who is simultaneously Galactus and then goes Sayan on his ass only to realize that Galactus was really his father but whose death was necessary for Goku to advance to Super Sayandom.

    That is what would be on my silk button-up.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    halkun wrote: »
    Funny, the graph says Traffic report, the bottom is time, so I'm assuming the numbers on the left is... I donno, traffic?

    where does it say traffic report
    tell me

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    hahaha fucking sucker

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    faggot

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    potatoe on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    NotASenator on
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    DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This thread makes me miss the webcomics thread. I have no idea what lame shit is going on with QC, CAD, or any other terrible comics anymore.

    Drool on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    that's a good plan
    been doin' it for years

    potatoe on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Drool wrote: »
    This thread makes me miss the webcomics thread. I have no idea what lame shit is going on with QC, CAD, or any other terrible comics anymore.

    i'm sure there are sites you could go to keep up to date on just about any webcomic!

    potatoe on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    that's a good plan
    been doin' it for years

    I used to be much more laid back, when natural selection was doing it's part around here.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    THIS PLACE USED TO BE SO GREAT BEFORE THEY CHANGED CHEFS AND JUST LET ANYONE IN OFF THE STREET.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    A polo shirt with an Autobot or Decepticon logo would be pretty class.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Drool wrote: »
    This thread makes me miss the webcomics thread. I have no idea what lame shit is going on with QC, CAD, or any other terrible comics anymore.

    i'm sure there are sites you could go to keep up to date on just about any webcomic!

    it's nice when the one site i visit regularly has all that and obnoxious comments from you dudes though

    Fandyien on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    I have come to this conclusion as well. I yell less at the text on my screen these days.

    This is just in general though. I barely even know Seph.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Drool wrote: »
    This thread makes me miss the webcomics thread. I have no idea what lame shit is going on with QC, CAD, or any other terrible comics anymore.

    i'm sure there are sites you could go to keep up to date on just about any webcomic!

    Yeah, but can we have a webcomic thread back?

    No PotUs allowed.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    that's a good plan
    been doin' it for years

    I used to be much more laid back, when natural selection was doing it's part around here.

    You know, Seph was around back then, too.

    Sheri on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Drool wrote: »
    This thread makes me miss the webcomics thread. I have no idea what lame shit is going on with QC, CAD, or any other terrible comics anymore.

    i'm sure there are sites you could go to keep up to date on just about any webcomic!

    Yeah, but can we have a webcomic thread back?

    No PotUs allowed.

    not wanting PotU there only makes his presence stronger

    potatoe on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    we could have two threads, one that says (no PotU) and another that says (PotU only)

    and we only post in the latter, it will cause confusion for him

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'd post in potu's
    because at least it wouldn't be as dull as the regular one
    the dumb regular one with rules against jerkcity and supermega

    potatoe on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    that's a good plan
    been doin' it for years

    I used to be much more laid back, when natural selection was doing it's part around here.

    You know, Seph was around back then, too.

    Keep your witchcraft out of here.

    NotASenator on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    jerk city is in no way funny. it's not absurdist or ironic or anything. it's just dude trying to be omgridiculous!

    Futore on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dammit, I hate that I said that I was going to be nicer.

    wait
    are you leaving?
    that's the only way that would make sense

    I'd just like to stop getting into retarded internet debates with stupid people. Not yelling at them about how stupid they are seems to be a good way to go about that.

    For example, I'm never going to convince Seph to apply actual rational thought to his conspiracy theories, so what's the point?

    that's a good plan
    been doin' it for years

    I used to be much more laid back, when natural selection was doing it's part around here.

    You know, Seph was around back then, too.

    Keep your witchcraft out of here.

    I'm just sayin'

    Sheri on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    jerk city is in no way funny. it's not absurdist or ironic or anything. it's just dude trying to be omgridiculous!

    I enjoy Jerkcity

    bongi on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So does this mean that CAD is done?

    Did I just jinx it by asking?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Seph is my homeboy, doggs

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