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COSMOS FANTASTICA: Marvel Cosmic B.S. Thread

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    BRB:Stormbreaker is hella awesome and is in trade. Follows on from the end of the previous Thor series but makes sense on its own.

    He was in Omega Flight but don't read that, seriously, the only good part is where he shouts I SAY THEE NAY while fighting an infinite number of demons

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gaddez wrote: »

    As to Galactus going looking for his herald: he doesn't have to. he already has stardust waiting in the wings, and dust is far more loyal to galactus then norrin rad ever was.

    To be fair, as loyal as Stardust is, the Surfer is still much more effective in working for Galactus, don't forget what he did to Tenebrous and Aegis.

    Also, Beta Ray Bill is awesome in pretty much anything he is in, can't wait to see more of him.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also on the subject of Bill can someone give me a quick synopsis of the SI Thor tie in

    Beta Ray Bill in SI tie-in:
    Skrulls capture Bill and somehow and make him go into his "human" form and torture him, then send him plummeting to Earth to send Thor a message, while keeping his weapon.

    Thor gives Bill Mjolnir and goes off to birth some children or something, and Bill fights Skrulls until a huge fat skrull with Stormbreaker comes down, except they managed to butcher it and it's cut in half. Bill almost dies, Thor saves him and gets him Stormbreaker back, and they kill the bitch and save everyone and I also faintly remember Thor and Bill bench pressing Asgard or something.

    Did I miss anything?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kdrudy wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »

    As to Galactus going looking for his herald: he doesn't have to. he already has stardust waiting in the wings, and dust is far more loyal to galactus then norrin rad ever was.

    To be fair, as loyal as Stardust is, the Surfer is still much more effective in working for Galactus, don't forget what he did to Tenebrous and Aegis.

    Also, Beta Ray Bill is awesome in pretty much anything he is in, can't wait to see more of him.
    Seriously, Bill vs Silver Surfer is so much better than Bill vs. Stardust.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Although you've got to give Stardust credit for being so hardcore: he/she sacrificed the last of his species to save Galactus.

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It wasn't even to do that, it was JUST to prove his/her loyalty. Galactus pretty much said that it was a pitiful morsel, only significant symbolically.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It wasn't even to do that, it was JUST to prove his/her loyalty. Galactus pretty much said that it was a pitiful morsel, only significant symbolically.

    Whoops, you're correct. My memory failed me.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Guys. I haven't been paying attention to the War of Kings stuff because I need to trim down my books (I buy almost everything marvel right now :( ) But I have been following and loving Nova, I know what's going on with the Inhumans, and I have read Annihilation.

    Knowing this, should I add War of Kings to my pull list?

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Guys. I haven't been paying attention to the War of Kings stuff because I need to trim down my books (I buy almost everything marvel right now :( ) But I have been following and loving Nova, I know what's going on with the Inhumans, and I have read Annihilation.

    Knowing this, should I add War of Kings to my pull list?
    If by "pull list" you mean buy list then good god yes.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Guys. I haven't been paying attention to the War of Kings stuff because I need to trim down my books (I buy almost everything marvel right now :( ) But I have been following and loving Nova, I know what's going on with the Inhumans, and I have read Annihilation.

    Knowing this, should I add War of Kings to my pull list?
    If by "pull list" you mean buy list then good god yes.
    Seriously, Black Bolt and Nova make it awesome, and will most likely mitigate the flaws that are the X-parts of the event.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Guys. I haven't been paying attention to the War of Kings stuff because I need to trim down my books (I buy almost everything marvel right now :( ) But I have been following and loving Nova, I know what's going on with the Inhumans, and I have read Annihilation.

    Knowing this, should I add War of Kings to my pull list?

    Wait, are you not buying Guardians of the Galaxy? Because you really ought to be.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I started to get GotG in trade format but next week I'll start picking it up in singles if only to follow the WoKs tie-ins. I already get Nova and am getting the Darkhawk books. Speaking of that, I'm glad Marvel is putting the second 1991 Darkhawk issue on the WoKs: Darkhawk #2 book as I liked the first issue on #1.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Guys. I haven't been paying attention to the War of Kings stuff because I need to trim down my books (I buy almost everything marvel right now :( ) But I have been following and loving Nova, I know what's going on with the Inhumans, and I have read Annihilation.

    Knowing this, should I add War of Kings to my pull list?

    Wait, are you not buying Guardians of the Galaxy? Because you really ought to be.

    Oh I am, that and Nova.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, I finally read WoK #1. I must now go back and read up on Vulcan, just so I can know who this guy is that's going to get blasted into his constituent particles by Black Bolt.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Short answer:
    he's the long-lost third Summers brother Sinister once referred to (though for a time it was supposed to be Gambit who was this third Summers), who was lost in a mission Xavier sent him on during the time between the departure of the original X-Men (Scott et al.) and the selection of the Giant-Sized X-Men team (Storm, et al.). He was recently rediscovered and freed, and he kinda flipped six kinds of crazy. This lead to him taking off to space to slaughter his father and the Shi'ar, which has positioned him as King of the Shi'ar empire.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, I did read up on him on Wikipedia. What I meant is that I'm going to go back and read the comics so that I have a good, firm antipathy for his villainy, thus making his eventual comeuppance all the sweeter to enjoy.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Yeah, I did read up on him on Wikipedia. What I meant is that I'm going to go back and read the comics so that I have a good, firm antipathy for his villainy, thus making his eventual comeuppance all the sweeter to enjoy.
    Yeah, good luck with caring about Superboy Pr- I mean Vulcan.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vulcan's like Superboy Prime stapled to two Forerunners, taped to the Sentry.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Vulcan's like Superboy Prime stapled to two Forerunners, taped to the Sentry.

    Even at his most emo, SBP is way more developed then Vulcan. Vulcan sucks.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think Vulcan might actually bite it at the end of War of Kings, unless Brubaker has a Geoff Johns/Superboy-Prime-sized liking of the character, which I doubt.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Vulcan's like Superboy Prime stapled to two Forerunners, taped to the Sentry.

    Man, whatever. Sentry would beat the hell out of Vulcan. Also, Vulcan's probably what SBP would be if he'd stop dicking around with Earth's heroes and got over his fear of speedsters.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Vulcan's like Superboy Prime stapled to two Forerunners, taped to the Sentry.
    You take that back right now

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.
    Fuck Gladiator. If he had any self-respect, he would fight for what he believes in. Instead he basically conceals himself behind "loyalty to the throne". Of course, I'm reading War of Kings despite Brubaker's Uncanny X-Men arc, rather than because of it. If everyone from that arc disappeared, I'd be much more excited.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.
    Fuck Gladiator. If he had any self-respect, he would fight for what he believes in. Instead he basically conceals himself behind "loyalty to the throne". Of course, I'm reading War of Kings despite Brubaker's Uncanny X-Men arc, rather than because of it. If everyone from that arc disappeared, I'd be much more excited.

    With all due respect, I think you're missing the point of Gladiator. He isn't supposed to be self-confident, but rather confident in his status as a part of the Empire. If it were just about self-confidence, he'd be uncontrollable (as far as the Empire is concerned). Of course they would design his powers to be dependent upon his faith in this way.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.
    Fuck Gladiator. If he had any self-respect, he would fight for what he believes in. Instead he basically conceals himself behind "loyalty to the throne". Of course, I'm reading War of Kings despite Brubaker's Uncanny X-Men arc, rather than because of it. If everyone from that arc disappeared, I'd be much more excited.

    With all due respect, I think you're missing the point of Gladiator. He isn't supposed to be self-confident, but rather confident in his status as a part of the Empire. If it were just about self-confidence, he'd be uncontrollable (as far as the Empire is concerned). Of course they would design his powers to be dependent upon his faith in this way.
    It's not about self-confidence. It's about having principles you're willing to stand up for. Gladiator apparently has none.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That would be pretty cool if by the end of the series the Inhumans get Lockjaw to teleport Cannonball out to the big fight and Gladiator panics and goes "S-s-stay away from Bart I mean Sam!"

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.
    Fuck Gladiator. If he had any self-respect, he would fight for what he believes in. Instead he basically conceals himself behind "loyalty to the throne". Of course, I'm reading War of Kings despite Brubaker's Uncanny X-Men arc, rather than because of it. If everyone from that arc disappeared, I'd be much more excited.

    With all due respect, I think you're missing the point of Gladiator. He isn't supposed to be self-confident, but rather confident in his status as a part of the Empire. If it were just about self-confidence, he'd be uncontrollable (as far as the Empire is concerned). Of course they would design his powers to be dependent upon his faith in this way.
    It's not about self-confidence. It's about having principles you're willing to stand up for. Gladiator apparently has none.

    That, or they just default to whatever the principles of the guy in charge are.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Do you think Marvel might actually kill Vulcan off by the series end, realizing they've used up all the stories they could with him?

    I'd also like to see Gladiator killed too, but mainly to get the hell over that whole "loyal no matter who is King or what they do." Black Bolt yelling right in his face and boom! head shot.

    I've always really liked Gladiator. One of my favorite issues of any comic is in UXM when he and Cannonball square off.
    Fuck Gladiator. If he had any self-respect, he would fight for what he believes in. Instead he basically conceals himself behind "loyalty to the throne". Of course, I'm reading War of Kings despite Brubaker's Uncanny X-Men arc, rather than because of it. If everyone from that arc disappeared, I'd be much more excited.

    With all due respect, I think you're missing the point of Gladiator. He isn't supposed to be self-confident, but rather confident in his status as a part of the Empire. If it were just about self-confidence, he'd be uncontrollable (as far as the Empire is concerned). Of course they would design his powers to be dependent upon his faith in this way.
    It's not about self-confidence. It's about having principles you're willing to stand up for. Gladiator apparently has none.

    That, or they just default to whatever the principles of the guy in charge are.
    But the guy in charge is currently a maniac with no redeeming features. One thing I'm really hoping, though, is that this doesn't touch earth. Also, the Inhumans are going to win, I just wonder how badly the Shi'ar Empire is going to lose. I'm really hoping that they set up a final stand off between Havoc and Vulcan, and Crystal takes Vulcan down saying, "No, that's stupid".

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I think Vulcan might actually bite it at the end of War of Kings, unless Brubaker has a Geoff Johns/Superboy-Prime-sized liking of the character, which I doubt.

    Since Brubaker isn't involved with the X-Men anymore, what does that matter?
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    It's not about self-confidence. It's about having principles you're willing to stand up for. Gladiator apparently has none.

    That, or they just default to whatever the principles of the guy in charge are.
    But the guy in charge is currently a maniac with no redeeming features. One thing I'm really hoping, though, is that this doesn't touch earth. Also, the Inhumans are going to win, I just wonder how badly the Shi'ar Empire is going to lose.

    He's a super-powered Secret Service agent. Just because the new President is a dick doesn't mean you quit your job.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I think Vulcan might actually bite it at the end of War of Kings, unless Brubaker has a Geoff Johns/Superboy-Prime-sized liking of the character, which I doubt.

    Since Brubaker isn't involved with the X-Men anymore, what does that matter?

    He's one of the anointed ones by Quesada, so he gets a lot of leeway in things, moreso than DnA probably have with Marvel. Vulcan is Brubaker's character, and probably has right of refusal in him being killed off.

    But even Brubaker hopefully realizes Vulcan sucks, that he wrote the character as a joke that the editor didn't get or something.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    He brought Bucky back from the dead. If he ever has plans for Vulcan, I'm sure they are not contingent on anything that happens in WoK.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I mean, Cap is awesome, and DD is his whipping boy. He doesn't need Vulcan

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    It's not about self-confidence. It's about having principles you're willing to stand up for. Gladiator apparently has none.

    That, or they just default to whatever the principles of the guy in charge are.
    But the guy in charge is currently a maniac with no redeeming features. One thing I'm really hoping, though, is that this doesn't touch earth. Also, the Inhumans are going to win, I just wonder how badly the Shi'ar Empire is going to lose. I'm really hoping that they set up a final stand off between Havoc and Vulcan, and Crystal takes Vulcan down saying, "No, that's stupid".

    Sure he's a maniac, but that didn't bother Gladiator when D'Ken or Deathbird were giving him orders. Or it did bother him, but he didn't let it affect his duty. He's got the ultimate 'my side, right or wrong' mentality. I think Corsair said it best: "You're not blind, you simply choose to close your eyes." Maybe this'll give him a chance to grow. But honestly, between the Inhumans and the Kree and the Guardians and Vulcan, I wonder how much screen time (panel time?) the Imperial Guard will get.

    I certainly do hope the Inhumans come out on top, or at the very least stay in charge of the Kree (honestly, I can't see them ever slinking back to the moon after this...). As sorry as I am to see Ronan get deposed before he could actually do anything, it's nice to see the Inhumans go through such a tremendous change.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Sure he's a maniac, but that didn't bother Gladiator when D'Ken or Deathbird were giving him orders. Or it did bother him, but he didn't let it affect his duty. He's got the ultimate 'my side, right or wrong' mentality. I think Corsair said it best: "You're not blind, you simply choose to close your eyes." Maybe this'll give him a chance to grow. But honestly, between the Inhumans and the Kree and the Guardians and Vulcan, I wonder how much screen time (panel time?) the Imperial Guard will get.

    Well they do seem to be making an awfully big deal out of the fact that he's been standing by the emperor, regardless of who it is, through some troubled times.

    Nah... I doubt it means anything.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, I'm trying to jump in on War of Kings, because everyone says the recent cosmic stuff is awesome.

    Is Kingbreaker any good? I was reading summaries, and it sounded completely arbitrary. Have there been/will there be any real big developments in that book?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    So, I'm trying to jump in on War of Kings, because everyone says the recent cosmic stuff is awesome.

    Is Kingbreaker any good? I was reading summaries, and it sounded completely arbitrary. Have there been/will there be any real big developments in that book?

    Kingbreaker focuses on Vulcan and the Starjammers and it's all right, nothing special. It's also kind of a sequel to a previous mini-series that came out a few years ago called X-men: Emperor Vulcan. Honestly is you want back story on these characters then read Uncanny X-men: Rise and fall of the Shi'ar empire which is the best book involving all of them.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    Sure he's a maniac, but that didn't bother Gladiator when D'Ken or Deathbird were giving him orders. Or it did bother him, but he didn't let it affect his duty. He's got the ultimate 'my side, right or wrong' mentality. I think Corsair said it best: "You're not blind, you simply choose to close your eyes." Maybe this'll give him a chance to grow. But honestly, between the Inhumans and the Kree and the Guardians and Vulcan, I wonder how much screen time (panel time?) the Imperial Guard will get.

    Well they do seem to be making an awfully big deal out of the fact that he's been standing by the emperor, regardless of who it is, through some troubled times.

    Nah... I doubt it means anything.

    There's also that other female member of his race running around that seemed to have some connection to him. That makes me think Gladiator will have at least a bit larger role the usual.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    From what I understood, before she showed up he and everyone else seemed to think he was the only one left of his race (wow. Claremont really stretched that Superman analogy, didn't he?).

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