COSMOS FANTASTICA: Marvel Cosmic B.S. Thread

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  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Space hooker with a heart of gold.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If it is a buddy cop series, can Rocket Raccoon be the grumpy space police chief?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rocket & Groot, tackling the tougest corruption in the Kree Empire

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Quasar/Cosmo buddy cop series

    with special appearance by Gamora

    Gentlemen

    I'd read that.

    In what context does Gamora appear though?

    I need to know for, er, science.

    It's noir styling. Gamora is the leggy dam that brings them the case

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I always thought Gamora was great. I mean, she's the most obvious cheesecake, a green-skinned sexy alien assassin femme fatale, but rather than seem rediculous she's actually pretty cool.

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tomanta wrote: »
    If it is a buddy cop series, can Rocket Raccoon be the grumpy space police chief?

    Only if we get an image of Rocket slamming one paw against a paperwork-gorged desk, the other pointing angrily at an off-panel character situated behind the reader's left shoulder, his mouth angrily open mid-tirade.

    Actually, someone go ahead and draw that for me.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Really though it needs to be the other way round

    Because Cosmo is already the grumpy space police chief

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BigDes wrote: »
    Really though it needs to be the other way round

    Because Cosmo is already the grumpy space police chief

    Hmm. And Rocket does seem like the do his own thing and damn the consequences (of the big explosions) action hero.

    Yes, I do think that works better. Just replace Quasar with Groot as Rocket's by-the-book partner. Quasar can be the other cop that hates Rocket's methods but pitches in at the end to help save the day.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tomanta wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Really though it needs to be the other way round

    Because Cosmo is already the grumpy space police chief

    Hmm. And Rocket does seem like the do his own thing and damn the consequences (of the big explosions) action hero.

    Yes, I do think that works better. Just replace Quasar with Groot as Rocket's by-the-book partner. Quasar can be the other cop that hates Rocket's methods but pitches in at the end to help save the day.

    Pfft. Wendell vaughn is the clueless rookie who winds up getting babysat by groot and tolerated by rocket racoon.

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    Richy wrote: »
    But I think the resistance I’m getting more has to do with “rawr! Loklar said it! Rage!” than anything else.

    No, it has to do with the fact that you're done nothing but throw lies, blatant flasehoods, and downright dumb statements at us so far.
  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quasar would be Pryzbylewski,
    who kills a skrull cop while on stakeout in Knowhere. Everyone but his group thinks he killed him because he was a skrull. He now teaches at a troubled Shi'ar school.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    god damn it I'm watching the wire right now TexiKen

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  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sorry im spoilering it, my bad! 6 year rule!

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So who blows up the blind orphanage?

    I suggest Ronan, because he is a loose cannon but he also gets the necessary results.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Really though it needs to be the other way round

    Because Cosmo is already the grumpy space police chief

    Hmm. And Rocket does seem like the do his own thing and damn the consequences (of the big explosions) action hero.

    Yes, I do think that works better. Just replace Quasar with Groot as Rocket's by-the-book partner. Quasar can be the other cop that hates Rocket's methods but pitches in at the end to help save the day.

    Pfft. Wendell vaughn is the clueless rookie who winds up getting babysat by groot and tolerated by rocket racoon.

    Oh, so he doesn't show up until the sequel. I can deal with that.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You know there is that Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini coming up in January, I'm pretty sure DnA will be using all of these pieces in the story, because why the hell not?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    all good, Texi :3

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    preview teaser for Thanos Imperative: Devastation

    spoilers for anyone who hasn't finished Thanos Imperative
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well thank the gods
    they aren't dead.

    Anytime anyone in comics puts up a memorial statue, they aren't dead.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Or also when they don't.

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    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nova and Star Lord are the two most popular characters in Marvel Cosmic.

    The ending of The Thanos Imperative was a way to bench them for awhile so they don't become stale.

    Every character needs some time out. Also the inevitable return will be fucking awesome.

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    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They'll come back and shoot Medusa in the head.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That would be the best thing

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah it really would.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love this plan

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/abnett-lanning-annihilators-march-101210.html

    DnA return to the cosmic in March with ANNIHILATORS

    4issue miniseries. Bad news, it's 4.99 an issue! Good news, it's over 40 pages per issue!

    It seems the previously announced Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini-series has been folded into this other mini-series to make it super huge and probably awesome.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rans wrote: »
    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/abnett-lanning-annihilators-march-101210.html

    DnA return to the cosmic in March with ANNIHILATORS

    4issue miniseries. Bad news, it's 4.99 an issue! Good news, it's over 40 pages per issue!

    It seems the previously announced Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini-series has been folded into this other mini-series to make it super huge and probably awesome.

    I'm all for this. Personally I think it's smart to give the "on hiatus" books one or two miniseries a year, like what they're doing with Punisher. That way they don't have the pressure to make sales like ongoings do.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rans wrote: »
    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/abnett-lanning-annihilators-march-101210.html

    DnA return to the cosmic in March with ANNIHILATORS

    4issue miniseries. Bad news, it's 4.99 an issue! Good news, it's over 40 pages per issue!

    It seems the previously announced Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini-series has been folded into this other mini-series to make it super huge and probably awesome.

    Awwwwwwwwww

    Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User
    edited December 2010
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Rans wrote: »
    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/abnett-lanning-annihilators-march-101210.html

    DnA return to the cosmic in March with ANNIHILATORS

    4issue miniseries. Bad news, it's 4.99 an issue! Good news, it's over 40 pages per issue!

    It seems the previously announced Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini-series has been folded into this other mini-series to make it super huge and probably awesome.

    I'm all for this. Personally I think it's smart to give the "on hiatus" books one or two miniseries a year, like what they're doing with Punisher. That way they don't have the pressure to make sales like ongoings do.

    I like that too, I'd think that approach helps story telling since you only have to focus on one good solid story at a time with these characters.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Timothy Green art again, since the Star Lord mini? Look forward to that.

    This 2-in-1 format is what we were saying would be a nice remedy for the cosmic books a while back, so everyone buy it to prove we were right.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I may buy this new miniseries in singles but honestly I have most of the Marvel Cosmic stuff in collected format. Also during that time, March to June, I'll be in Tech school so I might not be able to get to a comic shop.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen talk about a hole in one Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What would Nova do, wirehead? What would Nova do?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've got Amazon at least but that won't help me with singles.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    What would Nova do, wirehead? What would Nova do?

    Raise an army

    Have sex with an alien babe

    Tear out a warlords heart

    Home in time for tea

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  • DivebommahDivebommah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So last we saw of Darkhawk, he landed back on earth with the crystal in his chest, passed out like a little bitch. Have DnA/Marvel decided to pass on his little revival? Anyone know? :)

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    What would Nova do, wirehead? What would Nova do?

    Raise an army

    Have sex with an alien babe

    Tear out a warlords heart

    Treat's Iron Man like a bitch

    Home in time for tea


    You missed a bit.

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    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    What would Nova do, wirehead? What would Nova do?

    Raise an army

    Have sex with an alien babe

    Tear out a warlords heart

    Treat's Iron Man like a bitch

    Home in time for tea

    You missed a bit.

    Oh yes

    thank you for the correction

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Divebommah wrote: »
    So last we saw of Darkhawk, he landed back on earth with the crystal in his chest, passed out like a little bitch. Have DnA/Marvel decided to pass on his little revival? Anyone know? :)

    They missed out on a good thing, big time. Having Darkhawk roaming the universe looking for the evil raptors, with Gladiator, the Shi'ar, and half the galaxy's cosmic law enforcement on his tail could have been so good.

    And I really thought the raptors were going to play into the whole Thanos Imperative and Cancerverse thing. They kinda had a Lovecraftian vibe to them that would've made them great villains to fight. Three of them have infilrated the Shi'ar Imperial Guard for crying out loud, they can't just be forgotten.

    I hope we haven't seen the last of this.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    They missed out on a good thing, big time. Having Darkhawk roaming the universe looking for the evil raptors, with Gladiator, the Shi'ar, and half the galaxy's cosmic law enforcement on his tail could have been so good.
    this

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    Richy wrote: »
    But I think the resistance I’m getting more has to do with “rawr! Loklar said it! Rage!” than anything else.

    No, it has to do with the fact that you're done nothing but throw lies, blatant flasehoods, and downright dumb statements at us so far.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Beta Ray and Ronan

    it is

    hammer time

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    Bumping this thread to check on the status of Marvel Cosmic. Where have the cosmic characters been popping up since all of their titles ended? Are any current Marvel comics telling any proper cosmic stories? What was the deal with the Jeph Loeb Nova thing? Nothing?

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