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School dance thread

MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
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So everyone here has gone to school dances. Were you as suave as these guys right here, or did things get ackward? Maybe you broke someone's heart, or perhaps you were the one that was left heartbroken.

In my high school prom, I did not really want to go with a date. I figured I'd just go, dance with my friends, and have fun. Turns out someone asked me out, and I accepted. I quickly lost interest in her because the bitch was not sad that polar bears were going extinct, so I didn't even want to tap that ass. I ignored her and danced with some other girl for the rest of the night. Then I stole all the sandwiches and took them to a party, where she ended up making out with some dude and I spend the night making out with some chick.

We never talked after that. Good riddance. Polar bears are cute, they don't deserve to die.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    School dances, huh. Good thing Shibby turned me down. I totally dodged a bullet on that one.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why is it so difficult to spell 'awkward' correctly

    It doesn't even SOUND like 'ackward'

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man those guys are so cool.
    And fuck I thought of high school musical D:

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    of course you did

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Man those guys are so cool.
    And fuck I thought of high school musical D:

    Oh, ascot

    tsk tsk tsk

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Man those guys are so cool.
    And fuck I thought of high school musical D:

    Oh, ascot

    tsk tsk tsk

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I like how the roses are dead.

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Why is it so difficult to spell 'awkward' correctly

    It doesn't even SOUND like 'ackward'

    yes it does shut up.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have never even seen it!

    FUCK YOU BOTH

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Why is it so difficult to spell 'awkward' correctly

    It doesn't even SOUND like 'ackward'

    To be fair, that's how it sounds in Minnesota.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Munacra wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Why is it so difficult to spell 'awkward' correctly

    It doesn't even SOUND like 'ackward'

    yes it does shut up.

    ACK-ward!

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    I like how the roses are dead.

    That's a metaphor, you see. Their love is not undying. They'll quickly move on to something which they find more interesting.

    heartbreakers.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don'cha'know

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    I remember the can dance, where instead of paying money to get tickets you could pay with canned goods

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i didn't go to dances because they were lame

    i went to prom and it was the worst thing because traffic was so bad that i got there 3 hours late and the food was already gone

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Why is it so difficult to spell 'awkward' correctly

    It doesn't even SOUND like 'ackward'

    man, i wanted to say this, thanks

    anyway school dances are for the gays. i skipped every single prom, homecoming, rewards ceremony, and graduation i have ever supposed to have been part of in my life.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Munacra wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I like how the roses are dead.

    That's a metaphor, you see. Their love is not undying. They'll quickly move on to something which they find more interesting.

    heartbreakers.

    I once tried to convince a friend about the romantic value of potatoes, like in that one bash.org quote.

    She remains unconvinced.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh man, that one bash.org quote

    You guys remember the one

    that one

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh man, that one bash.org quote

    You guys remember the one

    that one

    I just wanted to ensure that no one thought I was claiming credit for a brilliant idea that was not my own.

    That's all.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I never went to my Junior or Senior prom.

    Seemed expensive.

    I went out with friends instead of going to one of them, and then the other one I think I ended up playing video games with this group of asian guys I knew.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh man, that one bash.org quote

    You guys remember the one

    that one

    I just wanted to ensure that no one thought I was claiming credit for a brilliant idea that was not my own.

    That's all.

    I don't know the one, though!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri I thought you'd be loving the High School Musical

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Every single one of those kids in the OP's picture needs a swift asskicking.

    It's time to summon the meteors. We're done.

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    They were not really that fun, most of the time. I do remember in prom, a friend and I put on a breakdancing demo, so that was fun.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh man, that one bash.org quote

    You guys remember the one

    that one

    I just wanted to ensure that no one thought I was claiming credit for a brilliant idea that was not my own.

    That's all.

    I don't know the one, though!

    http://www.bash.org/?151227

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i cannot understand why anyone would want to go to an organized high-school event

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Every single one of those kids in the OP's picture needs a swift asskicking.

    It's time to summon the meteors. We're done.

    look at them popped collars!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri I thought you'd be loving the High School Musical

    I saw it once

    I didn't see the second one

    Just cuz I work at Disney you think I'd like HSM?

    Way to generalize, JERK

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    We should have an Face Paint Salad Banjo prom.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was one of the 'in-between' groups in high school. I'd go to the dances, but I'd never be able to form a 'cool kids dancing circle' by myself, though I'd end up in them regardless.

    Ahh, junior high and high school. Such terrible, awkward memories.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri I thought you'd be loving the High School Musical

    I saw it once

    I didn't see the second one

    Just cuz I work at Disney you think I'd like HSM?

    Way to generalize, JERK

    I bet you have an I <3 Hannah Montana tattoo across your back.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    We should have an Face Paint Salad Banjo prom.

    Half the forum would skip it because 'man dances are lame' (read: 'I cannot talk to a girl to save my life')

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Every day is like the FPSB prom.
    Everyone clamouring to be King and Queen.
    Mostly for the Queen.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    We should have an Face Paint Salad Banjo prom.

    That summons up some weird mental imagery.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri I thought you'd be loving the High School Musical

    I saw it once

    I didn't see the second one

    Just cuz I work at Disney you think I'd like HSM?

    Way to generalize, JERK

    I bet you have an I <3 Hannah Montana tattoo across your back.

    I'm not Keith, dangit.

    (it's on his lower back)

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    popped collars is the worst


    im just waiting for 50s fashion to come back

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The only dances we had were the occassional shindig with the local girls' schools. Just a load of nervous guys going up to the few girls who had hit puberty and asking for a dance. Then the police turn up because adults shouldn't be doing that sort of thing with kids.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I did go to my senior Homecoming dance. I wasn't planning on taking a date but this girl I knew from another school wanted to go to our homecoming and she had to have a date from our school to be let in, so I was that guy.

    But when we went to eat with a bunch of my friends before going to the dance, she acted like a total bitch to me and pretty much didn't speak to any of my friends.

    So when we got to the dance she didn't want to dance and she wanted to sit on the bleachers instead.

    After a few minutes of sitting quietly I got up and started dancing with my best friend's little sister that I've known my entire life. Her date was really drunk so we were like, whatev.

    Every now and then I'd look back over to see if my date was still being a bitch on the bleachers. After a while she disappeared and apparently found herself a ride home.



    Couple of months later she IMed me out of nowhere and started bitching me out over the whole ordeal. I blocked her and then I heard she moved to Indiana or something.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Every day is like the FPSB prom.
    Everyone clamouring to be King and Queen.
    Mostly for the Queen.

    Druhim is the chaperone.

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  • WetsunWetsun Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So everyone here has gone to school dances.

    I was home-schooled and have no idea what this thread is about. Someone tell me what you do at s--chhul d-d-dansss.

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